Sometimes, a picture really does say a thousand words:
And that begins a tradition of this blog’s predecessor blogs that of course must carry on — a schadenfreude-filled look at how the media of the Packers’ main rivals, Da Bears and the Vikings, react to the Packers’ beating Da Bears or the Vikings.
For those who don’t get the headline reference, watch:
Back in the 1990s,when the Packers were getting good and the Bears were moving in the opposite direction, it was enjoyable to read, first in dead-tree version and then online, the Chicago media go off on the Bears after losing to the Packers. Unlike the Wisconsin media, which is only occasionally critical, the Chicago media seems to get its jollies ripping apart the Bears.
As for their other rivals, a Twin Cities sportswriter who is approximately 3,000 years old once referred to the Packers’ “lemon and spinach” uniforms, which made me post a question: What does that make the Vikings’ uniforms, bruises and pus?
The Tribune’s David Waugh began after the first quarter:
Thanks to Jay Cutler throwing an interception and the offense looking generally out of synch, I can only guarantee this after the Bears‘ first quarter against the Packers.
The orange jerseys won’t be the hardest thing to look at Sunday.
The Trib’s Steve Rosenbloom should give part of his pay for Sunday to his headline writer:
No, wait, balance doesn’t mean a bad passing game and a bad running game
… This was embarrassing for a second straight week. I mean, this is an NFL offense?
The Bears couldn’t run and couldn’t pass. There’s your balanced offense.
Cutler was a mess. He threw two interceptions that counted and one that was called back. When Cutler did have time to pass, he missed or the receivers flat dropped the ball.
And remember, this came against a Packers defense that was giving up more than 400 passing yards a game.
Bears offensive coordinator Mike Martz tried to run. For him, anyway. But the Bears couldn’t block it.
The Bears had 13 yards rushing, an average of 1.1 per carry. Don’t you get that much just by falling forward? …
The offense has to start all over. This isn’t even back to last season’s future. This is back to the start of the game’s creation. Lovie Smith needed to address his team after the game by saying, “Gentlemen, this is a football.’’
Sadly and obviously, the Bears can’t touch the Packers’ offensive talent, especially at wide receiver. In fact, the Bears don’t have a wideout who would dress for the Packers. Roy Williams can barely dress for the Bears, and Devin Hester apparently wants to amass as many penalties as receptions. …
I mean, name a Bears go-to play. Dare you.
OK, try this: Name a Bears go-to player. Dare you to do that, too.
Rosenbloom’s thought about the Bears’ WRINOs (Wide Receivers In Name Only) echoed mine during the game. The Packers’ fourth best wideout, James Jones, would be triple-covered if he played for Da Bears. The Bears let All-Pro center Olin Kreutz go to New Orleans, and traded tight end Greg Olsen, formerly one of the Bears’ most dangerous offensive weapons, to Carolina because Bears offensive coordinator Mike Martz apparently has little use for tight ends. In contrast, consider how the Packers use Jermichael Finley, who also was a first-round pick. And meanwhile, the Bears persist in the delusion that Hester can be more than a kick returner.
Jay Cutler remains a shaky collection of talents, still prone to too many hold-your-breath throws. The rigid offense of Mike Martz is complicated and possibly antiquated. Blocking is all but nonexistent for the run game and tenuous at best when a pass is called. …
But, really. Somebody get open.
And when you do, don’t try to catch the ball with your face, or let it ricochet off your sternum. Neither tactic is particularly productive.
This is the receiving corps that had coaches and executives so excited, this bargain-basement collection of shrimps, wimps and gimps? …
Man coverage or zone coverage notwithstanding, it seemed like even the completions were near-misses, near-drops or near-picks. This has to stop.
During the summer, Martz called Roy Williams an “elite” receiver, and predicted that he’d be good for 70-80 catches this year. Martz also, I believe, called the Ford Pinto “stylish and safe,” referred to “Blues Brothers 2000” as “a towering cinematic achievement — a great, great American film,” and described Hostess Sno-Balls as being “rich in antioxidants.”
The Chicago Sun–Times’ Rick Morrissey passes on an unbelievable statistic:
Someone suggested to Cutler that surgically removing all the things in the Bears’ game plan that aren’t working and adding more of the good things (whatever those are) might help.
“It’s so hit and miss in what we’re doing well and what we’re not doing well that I don’t even know where to begin,’’ he said.
Three games into the season, that’s the scary part if you’re a Bear or have an emotional investment in the team. Where do you begin with the problems on offense? The Bears rushed for 13 yards on 12 carries Sunday, their lowest rushing total in more than 50 years. It came a week after they ran the ball only 12 times, one a Cutler scramble.
Is it possible for an NFL team to win with an offense so imbalanced that it wobbles?
“We’re 0-2 doing this, so it’s not looking very good,’’ Cutler said.
It’s so bad that coach Lovie Smith would be happy if the Bears got off the bus racewalking. …
But bear in mind that the Packers’ defense had been shredded in the first two weeks of the season. Sunday was an opportunity for the Bears to forget about their embarrassing offensive performance in New Orleans. Instead, they dropped balls, overthrew passes and committed penalties in earnest. Cutler threw two interceptions and would have had another if not for offsetting penalties.
The Bears had three yards of total offense in the third quarter. …
Matt Forte rushed nine times for two yards, which is almost as impossible as it sounds.
The Sun–Times’ Rick Telander compares and contrasts, and finds Cutler, who is one year older than Aaron Rodgers, wanting:
Here’s the bad news, Chicago: Aaron Rodgers is less beaten up than Jay Cutler, more victorious than Jay Cutler, younger than Jay Cutler, better than Jay Cutler.
So how’s your future lookin’, Bears?
Rodgers, the 27-year-old Green Bay Packers quarterback (Cutler is 28), led his team to a 27-17 win Sunday over the bumbling Bears at Soldier Field, and that may have been the good news.
The bad is that this Rodgers kid beat the Bears in the NFC Championship Game last season, led the Packers to the Super Bowl title in February, has beaten the Bears six of the eight times he has started and may only be getting better.
Who put the Bears and Packers in the same division, anyway?
Sadly, Rodgers is a young 27, having whittled twigs on the Green Bay sideline for his first three years in the league, nodding off as Father Time himself, Brett Favre, took all the starts.
Cutler, on the other hand, is a dog that has been hit with the frying pan a few too many times. In his five years-and-change career, he has been sacked 157 times, including five times last postseason and 14 times in three games this September.
Rodgers, on the other hand, has been sacked 129 times in his seven seasons and only five times this season.
Enough of the health thing.
How about the talent thing?
Cutler has an amazing arm and good mobility, even if his brain is sometimes suspect.
But Rodgers looks like a Hall of Famer in the making.
The comparisons between Rodgers and his predecessor have mercifully ceased since Super Bowl XLV. But I’ve figured out one: Rodgers is Brett Favre without the bonehead mistakes. Their ability to throw seems comparable. Since his first two years, Rodgers hardly gets sacked (though that is not always the quarterback’s fault), and he rarely throws interceptions; in fact, he hardly ever seems to force the ball where it shouldn’t go. Favre led the universe in almost-interceptions; he threw so hard that defensive players would drop interceptions or be hit between the numbers and be unable to hang on. That made Favre entertaining to watch, and certainly Favre made ordinary Packer teams better. It would be a master-of-the-obvious statement to say that Rodgers was the right draft pick, so I’m not going to say that.
As for Cutler, he probably in his heart of hearts envies Rodgers’ better offensive line and the Packers’ clearly superior receivers. The run game gets more mention than perhaps it needs to in today’s pass-to-daylight NFL. The bigger issue seems to be the Bears’ WRINOs who can’t consistently get open or make plays, and the offensive line that doesn’t seem to be able to run-block or pass-protect very well. And lack of talent is not the quarterback’s fault; it’s the general manager’s fault.
And now Twitter brings us some breaking news, first from tight end Tom Crabtree:
Sad to see all these folks in Chicago missing every finger except the middle. I think they’re trying to wave to us.
The headline is two Twitter hashtags that indicate what a younger, coarser generation would term “WTF,” and we couth Gen Xers would respond to by rolling our eyes.
The Wall Street Journal’s excellent Best of the Web Today had two items Thursday that should make you run for your favorite pain reliever, in tablet or adult-beverage form.
The first is from Massachusetts, whose Democrats, like Wisconsin’s, have been grinding their teeth ever since a candidate stole a U.S. Senate seat from its birthright in the Democratic Party. One harbinger of such wins as the win by U.S. Sen. Ron Johnson (R–Wisconsin) over Russ Feingold in 2010 may have been the special election to replace the deceased Sen. Edward Kennedy, won not by a Democrat, but by Republican Scott Brown. (To quote a favorite BOTWT phrase, Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.)
Brown now faces Democrat Elizabeth Warren in November 2012. Moveon.org has been touting Warren heavily, touting this diatribe, a paraphrase of which I predict will end up in the mouth of Democratic Senate candidate Tammy Baldwin:
BOTWT reader Brett Amos sent this in and adds:
What amazes me is how so many people linking this quote celebrate the sheer ignorance of it. People who build factories pay a variety of fees that also pay for roads, schools and many other things. … Then for the life of the building there will be ongoing assessments (taxes) by the city and county that will be used to pay for city and county services and roads. The fee schedule for my city alone is 28 pages long.
Someone who builds something pays his fair share, especially here in California. Moreover, someone with the wherewithal to build in California has paid taxes on his (probably larger than average) personal income and residence. That developer also paid the salaries for the construction workers and then the employees that worked in the building who in turn paid income tax, sales tax, and if a homeowner, real estate tax.
Yes, almost everyone pays for roads, police and fire, but a developer has paid far more for such things than the average citizen. How much worse off would a community be that didn’t have someone to build buildings and pay employees that then pay taxes? It isn’t very hard to find communities that are dead or dying because they couldn’t find businesses to locate there. The liberal myth that businesses don’t pay their fair share is what drives those businesses to other states or countries.
That is merely about factories. The benefit to society of a healthy, profitable business far exceeds whatever government could collect from that business in taxes. One reason communities seek the factories about which Warren sneers is that businesses are net contributors to a community’s tax base, while residential developments are negative net contributors, given that if you build houses, you also need to build roads, schools, etc.
The other item comes from my home town:
Reading Is Hard
“Tommy Thompson vs. Spoiled Brats of the GOP”–headline, Capital Times (Madison, Wis.), Sept. 20
“WOW the Capitol [sic] Times calls Tommy Thompson ‘the spoiled brat of the GOP’ “–tweet,@emilyslist, Sept. 21
Madison is reportedly the best-educated city in the U.S. Which makes me hope that the writer of the second tweet isn’t from Madison, but she clearly cannot read.
Today in 1965, Roger Daltrey was fired from The Who after he punched out drummer Keith Moon. Fortunately for Daltrey and the Who, he was unfired the next day. (Daltrey and Pete Townshend reportedly have had more fistfights than Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier.)
The number one album today in 1980 was the Go-Gos’ “Beauty and the Beat,” in which they reminded us …
The number one album today in 1981:
The number one album today in 1987:
Birthdays start with singer and NASCAR racer Marty Robbins:
Before Julie London was Nurse Dixie McCall on “Emergency!”, she was a singer, perhaps proving our theory of last week that singers can act but actors can’t usually sing:
George, one of the Chambers Brothers:
Joe Bauer, drummer for the Youngbloods:
Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music:
Olivia Newton-John:
Craig Chaquico of Jefferson Starship …
… was born the same day as Cesar Rosas of Los Lobos:
The number one song today in 1965 was this pleasant-sounding, upbeat ditty:
That was on the same day that ABC-TV premiered a cartoon, “The Beatles”:
The number one British song today in 1968:
Today in 1970 was the premiere of a sitcom based on the Cowsills:
Unlike the Cowsills, only two members of the on-camera Partridge Family performed with the Partridge Family band (which were a group of session musicians): David Cassidy, who sang lead, and Shirley Jones, who sang backup vocals.
Today in 1975, singer Jackie Wilson suffered a heart attack while singing “Lonely Teardrops” in a casino in New Jersey. The heart attack caused brain damage, and Wilson died in 1984.
Today in 1982, viewers of NBC-TV’s “Saturday Night Live” got to see Queen:
Today in 1989, viewers of “Saturday Night Live” got to see Neil Young:
Britain’s number one single today in 2006 wasn’t from a British act:
Birthdays start with John Locke (not the philosopher) of Spirit:
Owen “Onnie” McIntyre of the Average White Band:
Burleigh Drummond played, what else, drums for Ambrosia:
Two deaths of note: today in 1980, John “Bonzo” Bonham, drummer for Led Zeppelin, died of a vodka overdose:
Today in 1999, Stephen Canaday of the Ozark Mountain Daredevils died when his World War II plane stalled and crashed into a tree:
We begin with an odd moment today in 1962: Elvis Presley’s manager, Col. Tom Parker, declined an invitation on Presley’s behalf for an appearance between the Royal Family. Declining wasn’t due to conflicting film schedules (the stated reason) or anti-royalism — it was because Parker was an illegal immigrant to the U.S. from the Netherlands (his real name was Andreas Cornelis van Kuijk), and he was afraid he wouldn’t be allowed back into the U.S.
Number one in Britain today in 1964:
Number one in Britain …
… and in the U.S. today in 1983:
The number one British single today in 1988 was recorded by a group whose previous number one single was 25 years earlier. The song, recorded 19 years earlier with someone named Elton John on piano, became a number one because it was in a beer commercial:
Birthdays begin with Mel Taylor, drummer for the Ventures:
The late Linda McCartney, Paul’s wife …
… who was born the same day as Gerry Marsden of Gerry and the Pacemakers:
Wisconsin was settled largely by European immigrants in the late 19th century. This immigration led to the popularization of galops, schottisches, waltzes, and, especially, polkas.
So when I first sought to write a blog piece about rock musicians from Wisconsin, that seemed like a forlorn venture. Turned out it wasn’t, because when I first wrote about rock musicians from Wisconsin, so many of them that I hadn’t mentioned came up in the first few days that I had to write a second blog entry fixing the omissions of the first.
This list is about rock music, so it will not include, for instance, Milwaukee native and Ripon College graduate Al Jarreau, who in addition to having recorded a boatload of music for the jazz and adult contemporary/easy listening fan, also recorded the theme music for the ’80s TV series “Moonlighting.” Nor will it include Milwaukee native Eric Benet, who was for a while known more for his former wife, Halle Berry, than for his music, which includes four number one singles on the R&B charts, “Spend My Life with You” with Tamia, “Hurricane,” “Pretty Baby” and “You’re the Only One.” Nor will it include Wisconsin’s sizable contributions to big band music. Nor will it include Packer-related songs, which deserve their own blog. Nor will it include, for obvious reasons, either Liberace or Hildegard. Nor will it include the aforementioned greatest marching band in the universe.
No discussion of Wisconsin-based rock can begin without the contributions of Les Paul, a pioneer not just in building an electric guitar in 1941, but in creating the recording processes of close miking, echo delay, overdubbing and multitracking. Paul’s website’s statement that “It’s safe to say that rock and roll as we know it would not exist without his invention” is for once not hyperbole.
Paul was a friend of the family of Milwaukee native Steve Miller.
Miller’s parents then moved to Texas and Miller went to a military school, where he met William “Boz” Scaggs, who later would be in the Steve Miller Band before embarking on a solo career.
The “If you grew up in Madison you remember …” Facebook page contains numerous (and possibly apocryphal, as in an appearance at a high school dance) memories of Cheap Trick.
Over in Sheboygan, The Chordettes hit the big time in 1949 after winning on “Arthur Godfrey’s Talent Scouts.” (Think “American Idol” well before TV.) The Chordettes, which are believed to be the first Wisconsin-based group to reach the Billboard pop charts, are best known for “Mr. Sandman” and “Lollipop,” among their 14 hit singles, and appeared on the first “American Bandstand” program. The Chordettes inspired high school girls of the ’50s, including singers in Boscobel:
Whether the Chordettes were a rock act depends on your definition. The second act from the Badger State on the Billboard charts definitely was, Waukesha’s Chico Holiday:
The third Wisconsin act to make the Billboard charts was the Fendermen (Jim Sundquist of Niagara and Phil Humphrey of Milwaukee), whose “Mule Skinner Blues” reached number three in 1960, the same year they appeared on ABC-TV’s “American Bandstand” and played in a concert with Johnny Cash in Minneapolis. (This depicts their 2005 meeting in Green Bay.)
Sundquist later recorded songs as Jimmy and the Radiants, Jimmy Sundquist and His Mule Skinners, and finally the Mule Skinners, while Humphrey recorded a song called “Greensleaves” as Phil Humphrey’s Fendermen. (Think the Irish folk song “Greensleeves” at double speed with saxophones, which sounds like a swarm of angry bumblebees.)
The first release of “Mule Skinner Blues” was on Cuca Records of Sauk City. I have the “Cuca Records Rock ’n’ Roll Story” CD, and it’s got quite a collection of Wisconsin and Midwestern acts, including Larry Phillipson, the Teen Tones, Dick Hiorns (a Wausau nightclub owner), Kenny King and the Be Bops, Bob Mattice & the Phaetons (whose “What’s All This” is a song about rock songs), and Vilas Craig, who sang one song and produced another.
Craig’s group, first called the Kollege Kings and later called the Vicounts, was said to be the first rock and roll band in southern Wisconsin. Note the piano player with the poor posture, who you might notice looks like a certain blog author you’re reading:
(Said Vicounts, by the way, once were the backing band for Bobby Darin when he played a concert at Turner Hall in Madison. The piano player tells me Darin was very exacting and that playing for him wasn’t a particularly fun experience. The Vicounts’ piano player later was working for a Madison music store when the store got a request to deliver a Hammond organ to the brand new Dane County Coliseum for its first concert, Ray Charles. The piano player/organ installer — whose name, curiously, is the same as mine — set up the organ for Charles’ organist, and then was invited to watch the concert from the back stage. While watching the concert, he suddenly heard Charles express his thanks to the music store and the guy they sent out to set up the organ, and hey, why don’t you come out and play a song with us. Unfortunately, my father was so shocked by the unannounced invitation that he remembers nothing about the experience.)
Skip ahead a couple decades and you get an act of some regional notoriety, Milwaukee’s Violent Femmes:
The most notable Wisconsin-based act, of course, is the BoDeans:
A music act has certainly made it when one of its songs is the theme for a TV series. Only one original member remains; the BoDeans now have more former members than current members, which, if you think about it, is a sign of longevity.
Green Bay and Sturgeon Bay take pride in Pat MacDonald, whose one hit as Timbuk 3 was one of those archetypal ’80s songs:
Metro Milwaukee (specifically), Menomonee Falls) also produced Andy Hurley, drummer for Fall Out Boy:
Soul Asylum reached fame in the Twin Cities, but co-founder Dave Pirner is from Green Bay. (Green Bay to the Twin Cities … why does that sound familiar?) Soul Asylum has one gold single, “Runaway Train.”
Genesis hired Milwaukeean Daryl Stuermer as, in the words of drummer/lead singer Phil Collins, “permanent–temporary–part-time member” in 1977. Stuermer continued playing for Collins when Collins went solo. All Genesis has done is record 15 studio albums, six live albums, six compilation albums, two extended plays and 42 singles, one of which, “Invisible Touch,” reached number one in 1986. All Collins has done is release 10 albums and 56 singles, seven of which reached number one in the U.S., and contribute to the soundtracks of six movies. (As a trumpet player, my favorites would have to be Genesis’ “No Reply at All” and Collins’ “I Missed Again,” although I also appreciate the warped sound of Genesis’ “Mama” and the video of “Land of Confusion.”)
Genesis has an interesting history of which Stuermer is part. Collins came to the band four years after Peter Gabriel, keyboardist Tony Banks, guitarist Mike Rutherford and others began the group. The Gabriel-era Genesis was the favorite of rock music critics, while the band had more of a cult following than big sales. The Collins-era Genesis (Stuermer joined two years after Gabriel left) has occasionally suffered the slings and arrows of bad reviews (a Rolling Stone reviewer said of their first post-Gabriel album, “this contemptible opus is but the palest shadow of the group’s earlier accomplishments”) that they could, to quote someone who will show up later in this blog, cry all the way to the bank while reading those negative reviews. As Collins later put in Rolling Stone, “We know that people like us, because our records sell.”
Another group whose records sold is R.E.M., whose drummer, Bill Berry, lived in Wauwatosa as a child. Berry wrote R.E.M.’s “Everybody Hurts” and “Man on the Moon,” and performed on the first 10 of the group’s 14 studio albums and number one singles “Orange Crush, “Stand,” “Losing My Religion,” “Drive,” “What’s the Frequency Kenneth” and “Bang and Blame.” Berry left the group two years after collapsing on stage from a brain aneurysm to become, of all things, a hay farmer in Georgia. Berry summed up the experience of being a successful rock musician in an MTV interview when R.E.M. was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: “It’s a great chance to get back together and perform with R.E.M., which I always loved doing. This opportunity also does not require me to climb onto (a) bus or plane to do it again and again for several consecutive months.”
If you are from the 1980s, you have heard of Talking Heads (another ’80s reference, you say? Well, same as it ever was, I reply), one of the first and best known New Wave bands. Their keyboardist and guitarist was Milwaukee native Jerry Harrison. Talking Heads also was the subject of what movie critic Leonard Maltin calls one of the best rock movies of all time, “Stop Making Sense.” (Maltin gave the movie four stars, one-half star more than Roger Ebert.)
Reed Kailing of Milwaukee was a guitarist for The Grass Roots, Badfinger and Player. (The Grass Roots had a story like Waylon Jennings’ story about Buddy Holly’s ill-fated last plane ride: Because of a lost coin flip, Jim Croce got the last chartered plane at a Natchitoches, La., airport instead of the Grass Roots; the plane crashed into a pecan tree at the end of the runway, killing Croce and everyone else aboard.)
George Frayne, who lived in Winneconne, was in Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen, which recorded a song about neither air nor space nor sea:
The next contribution to rock music from Wisconsin to reach national renown may be Bon Iver, whose front man, Justin Vernon, is from Eau Claire. For your first album to finish 29th in Rolling Stone’s Top 50 Albums of 2008 is a good start.
A husband-and-wife duo in the Christian rock genre who are getting secular radio airplay is Skillet, John and Korey Cooper, who are also Sconnies.
The Radio Rumpus Room has a long list of what it calls “Wisconsin ’60s garage and rock’n’roll bands,” including Lord Beverly Moss & The Mossmen, The Hinge, The Private Property of Digil and The Society of Appleton, The Centurys and The Zakons of Green Bay, The Faros of Neenah, Raylene and the Blue Angels and Seltaeb of Oshkosh, The Love Society of Plymouth, and a number of bands from unnamed Wisconsin locations, including the Fendermen.
Wisconsin is the location of some tragic irony as well. On Dec. 10, 1967, a plane carrying Rock and Roll Hall of Fame singer Otis Redding and members of his backing band, The Bar-Kays, crashed into Lake Monona in Madison, with just one Bar-Kay surviving. Redding and his band were to play at The Factory in Madison that night. (Another Bar-Kay was on a commercial flight.) Redding had recorded “(Sittin’ on) The Dock of the Bay” three days earlier, and it became his only number one hit and the first ever posthumous number-one hit.
Butch Vig of Viroqua and the group Garbage …
… produced the Nirvana album “Nevermind.”
To demonstrate that it’s a small world after all: According to the Wisconsinology blog, Vig was in a group called Firetown, along with Lomira’s Tom Lavarda. Lavarda started his musical career as the bass player for Vilas Craig and the Vicounts. Another member of Craig’s band was Keith Knudsen, who went on to the Doobie Brothers.
Further proof in the small world department can be found in the punk band Bad Religion, whose cofounder and vocalist Greg Graffin was born in Racine and lived in Madison while I was growing up there. (Which makes me wonder whether our paths ever crossed, since Graffin is seven months older than I am, similar to Chris Farley).
No discussion of ’80s rock is complete without discussion of hair bands, a group that, accurately or not (some argue their music went beyond heavy metal), includes Dokken, whose bassist, Jeff Pilson, grew up in Whitefish Bay. Pilson now plays bass for Foreigner.
C.J. Snare, lead singer (not drummer despite his perfect last name) of FireHouse, didn’t grow up in Wisconsin, but he lives in Milwaukee now:
Also found in the ’80s was the all-female group The Go-Gos, whose guitarist, Jane Wiedlin, reportedly splits her residence between Madison and Los Angeles. (And if you’d like to get married, we have just the minister for you.)
The Racine area is the home of a one-hit wonder, Chi Coltrane, whose “Thunder and Lightning” reached number 17 in 1972. Coltrane has released 11 albums and according to her Web site went on a European tour in 2009 and is working on her next album to be released in 2012.
I’m not sure if the Righteous Brothers belong in “pop” or “rock,” but they did record the ultimate rock and roll tribute, “Rock and Roll Heaven,” where you know they got a hell of a band, probably led by Les Paul on guitar. Unfortunately, Righteous Brother Bobby Hatfield, who lived the first four years of his life in Beaver Dam, is now in that band, having died in 2003.
Also in rock and roll heaven is Madison’s Joe Schermie, bass player for Three Dog Night, the most popular band in the land between 1969 and 1974 if you define that by their 21 consecutive Top 40 singles and their 12 consecutive gold albums. (Three Dog Night had seven members, three of whom alternated singing.) Three Dog Night’s number one singles were their first, “Mama Told Me Not to Come,” followed by “Joy to the World” and “Black and White.” Interestingly, Three Dog Night became popular by singing other songwriters’ songs, including Randy Newman, who wrote “Mama”; Hoyt Axton, who wrote “Joy”; Laura Nyro, who wrote “Eli’s Coming” (my favorite of hers and theirs); Russ Ballard, who wrote “Liar”; Harry Nilsson, who wrote “One”; John Hiatt, who wrote “Sure As I’m Sittin’ Here”; Leo Sayer, who wrote “The Show Must Go On”; and Paul Williams, who wrote “Just an Old Fashioned Love Song,” “Out in the Country” and “Easy to be Hard.” Schermie was just 56 when he died in 2002.
Betty Everett was born in Mississippi, not Wisconsin, but she died in Beloit in 2001:
Clyde Stubblefield was James Brown’s drummer, and wrote what supposedly is the most sampled drum piece of all time:
It seems to me now that, between the various rock and pop offerings, enough Wisconsin product is available that a rock or oldies radio station could devote a day — perhaps May 29, the anniversary of our statehood — to playing songs with some kind of Wisconsin connection.
Today in 1969, the Northern Star, the Northern Illinois University student newspaper, passed on the rumor that Paul McCartney had died in a car crash in 1966 and been impersonated in public ever since then. A Detroit radio station picked up the rumor, and then McCartney himself had to appear in public to report that, to quote Mark Twain, rumors of his death had been exaggerated.
(Thirty-five years to the day later, in 2004, Slipknot’s Corey Taylor issued a statement denying his death after a Des Moines radio station announced he had died from a drug overdose, then correcting to say Taylor had died in a car crash.)
The number one song today in 1972:
Today in 1980, Bob Marley collapsed during a concert in Pittsburgh:
That was Marley’s last concert. He died of cancer the following May.
The number one song today in 1989 was Milli Vanilli’s “Girl I’m Gonna Miss You.” But I’m not going to play it because Milli Vanilli didn’t actually exist.
The number one British single today in 2001:
Birthdays begin with Ray Charles, with whom, as you know, my father once played:
One-hit wonder Toni Basil …
… was born the same day as Steve Boone of the Lovin’ Spoonful:
U.S. Sen. Ron Johnson (R–Wisconsin) is not a member of the Congressional super duper alleged-deficit-reduction supercommittee.
So, of course, Johnson has a better plan to reduce the deficit than the supercommittee is likely to create. The Wall Street Journal reports:
… the Senator has identified $1.4 trillion in savings over 10 years for any Congressional “Super Committee” members looking to make sensible cuts on behalf of taxpayers. Reasonable people can argue over the details, but what’s encouraging about the plan is that it shows how much leaner the federal government could be without even cutting back on services that many voters demand.
Relying heavily on the work of Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn as well as independent groups like Third Way, Mr. Johnson has found impressive savings across federal operations. The biggest item takes $248 billion out of salaries for most federal workers, but no one gets fired or suffers a pay cut. The cuts are achieved through attrition and a pay freeze for civilians through 2015. Mr. Johnson reports that federal workers are now making 30% to 40% more in combined wages and benefits than comparable workers in the real economy. His plan therefore gives taxpayers a fighting chance to catch up with the public servants they’re supporting.
The Johnson plan also has at least one element that President Obama should love: eliminating federal reviews on transportation projects whenever state and local rules meet or exceed federal standards. Cutting this duplicative red tape and streamlining approvals would save $50 billion. Mr. Obama should sign this—if we may borrow a phrase—right away.
Johnson’s proposal, which can be read here, has the advantage of not being particularly partisan or ideological for the most part. These proposals do not include, for instance, eliminating cabinet departments whose functions are not mentioned in the Constitution. Whether you agree or not with the existence of the departments of Energy, Education and Veterans Affairs, the fact is that there is not nearly enough support in Washington to kill those departments. That requires another election.
The proposed cuts include:
Close federal government computer data centers. … By reforming federal information technology management and closing computer data centers, the government could realize major cost savings in the management of its IT workforce. Better technology enables computers to run at far higher levels of efficiency and utilization than in previous years, doing more tasks with fewer computers and fewer data centers.
Eliminate locality pay for rest of United States. … Through locality pay, employees living outside a metropolitan statistical area receive a 14.61% increase in base pay purely for being a federal employee. Given that locality pay was meant to offset the cost of living in more expensive urban and suburban areas, there is no reason why these employees need an additional boost.
Use accurate COLA formula to estimate inflation. … The current cost of living adjustment formula for Civil Service Retirement System recipients is calculated under the Consumer Price Index – Wages (CPI-W), based on changes in wages, not on changes in the cost of living. A newer, more accurate model based on urban consumer prices, not wages (CPI-U), would more accurately link adjustments to retirees’ actual living costs by estimating COLA with CPI-U instead of CPI-W.
Eliminate unneeded federal properties. … The federal government now manages more than 63,000 unneeded real estate holdings and other federal properties. This number continues to increase. American taxpayers foot the bill for the operational costs of these buildings, such as utilities and maintenance.
Eliminate duplicative offices at the Department of Homeland Security. … While billions of dollars have been spent toward consolidating 22 different components into a single department, there are still management inefficiencies, such as the approximately 60 Department of Homeland Security offices at the component level that duplicate activities at the headquarters level. Eliminating these separate offices, with separate staffs and budgets, and streamlining the chain of command and number of staff would result in significant cost savings both in terms of real salaries and in increased efficiencies.
Cut federal vehicle fleet by 20%. … It is estimated that federal agencies own or lease more than 662,000 vehicles. These vehicles require maintenance and service, whether they are being driven or simply sitting on a parking lot, unused.
Cut federal advertising by 50%. … It is estimated that the government spent nearly $1 billion on advertising in 2010. While this may be necessary in some instances (for instance, recruiting for federal jobs), it often can be controversial and unnecessary.
Reduce and restrict government printing. … As document technology improves, there is less and less need for costly printing. Many government documents are printed regardless of whether someone actually has requested a printed document. With better managerial controls, via more deliberate policies on when printing is and is not appropriate, significant savings could be realized.
Five-year freeze on constructing or buying new federal buildings. … With the federal government managing so many thousands of underused properties, a freeze on new acquisitions and construction of federal buildings should not constrain agencies’ missions.
End direct subsidy to U.S. Postal Service for non-profit mail discounts. … The Postal Service (USPS) has been ordered to grant non-profit mail discounts and received a direct federal appropriation in compensation. The appropriation was authorized to compensate USPS for lost revenues that occurred in the early 1990s and ended in 1998, and is not related to any current USPS activities. From a management standpoint, then, the appropriation makes little sense. President Obama’s 2012 budget proposed an end to appropriations to USPS for non-profit mail discounts.
Cut number of limousines owned by the government. … In recent years, the fleet of limousines under federal agency management has grown by 73%. In an era of fiscal austerity, there is no need for so many limousines. This is government excess at its finest.
The largest chunk of potential savings, more than $800 billion, comes in, not surprisingly, employee compensation, not by cutting positions, but by, as in Wisconsin, making federal employees pay their fair share of their extremely generous employee benefits, along with a 10-percent workforce cut by attrition. The proposal also freezes pay for both federal employees and members of Congress through 2015.
Whether you believe the federal government is too small or not, or does too much or not enough, the fact is that if the government wastes money in any area, it cannot spend money in whatever area in which you think spending is insufficient. That is why most of Johnson’s proposed cuts need to be enacted immediately, unless, that is, the Democrats are fine with being painted as the Government Waste Party.
The seriousness of the deficit supercommittee will be measured by the number of Johnson’s proposals the supercommittee approves. And the seriousness of Congress’ interest in reducing the deficit will be measured by the number of Johnson’s proposals for which members of Congress vote.
Well, I’m for the rich, and not just because the top 1 percent of earners in America paid 38 percent of income taxes in 2008. And not just because I suspect that attempting to tax the rich more will only lead to more tax avoidance, not more tax revenues for the federal government. I’m for the rich because, with some exceptions, they’ve earned their money. A Prince and Associates study found that only 10 percent of multi-millionaires had inherited their wealth.
In the process of earning their wealth, the rich have created products, services, and whole industries that have dramatically improved my work life, my family life, and my health. I’m so grateful to them for the GPS, iPads, non-drowsy antihistamines, smartphones, XM radio, and The Teaching Company courses — to name only a few advances of the past decade or two.
I’m for the rich because nearly all of the rich people I’ve met are extremely public-spirited. They volunteer. They form committees to improve things in their communities. And they are incredibly generous with their money. As Arthur C. Brooks of the American Enterprise Institute notes, “The top 10 percent of households in income are responsible for at least a quarter of all the money contributed to charity, and households with total wealth exceeding $1 million give about half of all charitable donations.” In general, I think they probably make wiser choices in their charitable giving than the federal government would make if it took their money and spent it.
I’m for the rich because they create the dynamism and energy of a growing economy. The rich create businesses and hire people.
A wealthy person gave me my first job. And I’ll bet the same is true of you.
I’m for the rich and for all the people who simply want an opportunity to become rich — opportunities that are becoming scarcer with every passing day of Mr. Obama’s presidency.