• The 10th Commandment

    January 31, 2012
    Culture, US business, US politics

    I posted this on my Facebook page Sunday:

    I was elected (as the only candidate, the only elections I can win) senior warden of St. Peter’s Episcopal Church. God help us all.

    The funniest comments therefrom include:

    • Did you get all the other candidates thrown off the ballot by opening sealed documents and such?
    • You have come a long way from milk monitor….
    • Altar wine for everyone!
    • Give it a year, and they’ll be passing a recall petition around. This is Wisconsin, you know.

    (The third comment, from a UW alum of my era, brings to mind an old saw: “Where there are four Episcopalians, there’s a fifth.” To the last I replied that depending on how things go, I might sign the recall-the-senior-warden petition myself.)

    We’ve been members of our church for 12½ years, since our oldest son was a month old and his parents (one raised Catholic, the other raised Congregationalist) decided they needed to attend church more regularly than a single-digit number of times a year. The irony is that I had grandparents who were Episcopalians though I never discussed religion with them; my first Episcopalian experience was picking up a Book of Common Prayer at their house while idly watching TV, and my second was attending my grandfather’s funeral. Never could I have predicted then that less than two decades later our family would be as involved in our church as we are.

    The Episcopal Church in the United States of America, spun off from the Church of England at the same time the 13 American colonies spun off themselves from Great Britain, is structured comparably to the federal government. (The Church of England and all Protestant churches are spinoffs from the Roman Catholic Church, of course; some describe ECUSA as “Protestant, Yet Catholic,” and we had a rector who described us as neither Catholic nor Protestant.) Churches choose their rectors or vicars; a diocese’s priests and laity representatives choose their bishops. The national church has a lay House of Deputies and a House of Bishops (made up of, yes, the church’s bishops), analogous to the House of Representatives and Senate. With my election as senior warden for the second time, I have something in common with Franklin Roosevelt, who was also senior warden of St. James Episcopal Church in Hyde Park, N.Y.,  through his entire presidency. (Neither the U.S. nor St. James had term limits at the time.)

    The way that the Episcopal Church chooses its leaders appeals to me, rather than having priests and bishops selected and assigned in a process over which you have absolutely no say. If God approved of dictatorships, He would not have given us free will. Another appeal is ECUSA’s three-sided foundation of Scripture, tradition and reason. (Our rector — think “pastor,” except that in this church the pastor is Jesus Christ —  compares Scripture to the big wheel on a tricycle.) In contrast to some denominations inside and outside Christianity, women have full roles in this church, including as priests and the current Presiding Bishop.

    I don’t discuss politics at church except with those who wish to discuss it. (It’s a variation of Jesus Christ’s admonition to give to Caesar what is Caesar’s and give to God what is God’s.) I find interesting the number of Episcopalians I know who are political liberals yet theological conservatives. (Since I’m about to interject politics, those who object should move on to the 8 a.m. post.)

    The Episcopal Church has been doing a curious dance around Occupy Wall Street. It’s safe to say church leadership is generally supportive of the Occupy ends, but not for one of Occupy’s means — occupying, literally, church property near the church known as Trinity Wall Street.

    Religious supporters of the Occupy ________ movement(s) are, I think, misguided, not merely for secular political reasons. (No, I am not suggesting that only political conservatives can be Christians. I do notice, though, that most atheists are lefties; as someone on Facebook put it, conservative atheists don’t go to church, while “progressive” atheists want religion to go away entirely.)

    I am not a theologian, but my reading of the Bible finds no mandate that the best way to care for the poor is to steal from those who are not poor, even those who are “rich.” In fact, I see no Biblical requirement that government or even society care for the poor; the responsibility of caring for the poor is on individuals. (Who can act collectively, but only by their own choice.) It would be grossly inappropriate for government to decide that the best way to respond to Christ’s admonition in Matthew 19:24, Mark 10:25 and Luke 18:25 about rich men getting into heaven by making everyone poor. Economic equality is not only impossible (as proven in the worker’s paradises in the late Soviet Union and today’s China — countries that were and are officially atheist), it is immoral, as Rabbi Aryeh Spiro observes in the Wall Street Journal:

    More than any other nation, the United States was founded on broad themes of morality rooted in a specific religious perspective. We call this the Judeo-Christian ethos, and within it resides a ringing endorsement of capitalism as a moral endeavor. …

    The Bible’s proclamation that “Six days shall ye work” is its recognition that on a day-to-day basis work is the engine that brings about man’s inner state of personal responsibility. Work develops the qualities of accountability and urgency, including the need for comity with others as a means for the accomplishment of tasks. With work, he becomes imbued with the knowledge that he is to be productive and that his well-being is not an entitlement. And work keeps him away from the idleness that Proverbs warns leads inevitably to actions and attitudes injurious to himself and those around him.

    Yet capitalism is not content with people only being laborers and holders of jobs, indistinguishable members of the masses punching in and out of mammoth factories or functioning as service employees in government agencies. Nor is the Bible. Unlike socialism, mired as it is in the static reproduction of things already invented, capitalism is dynamic and energetic. It cheerfully fosters and encourages creativity, unspoken possibilities, and dreams of the individual. Because the Hebrew Bible sees us not simply as “workers” and members of the masses but, rather, as individuals, it heralds that characteristic which endows us with individuality: our creativity. …

    The Bible speaks positively of payment and profit: “For why else should a man so labor but to receive reward?” Thus do laborers get paid wages for their hours of work and investors receive profit for their investment and risk.

    The Bible is not a business-school manual. While it is comfortable with wealth creation and the need for speculation in economic markets, it has nothing to say about financial instruments and models such as private equity, hedge funds or other forms of monetary capitalization. What it does demand is honesty, fair weights and measures, respect for a borrower’s collateral, timely payments of wages, resisting usury, and empathy for those injured by life’s misfortunes and charity. …

    No country has achieved such broad-based prosperity as has America, or invented as many useful things, or seen as many people achieve personal promise. This is not an accident. It is the direct result of centuries lived by the free-market ethos embodied in the Judeo-Christian outlook.

    Many on the religious left criticize capitalism because all do not end up monetarily equal—or, as Churchill quipped, “all equally miserable.” But the Bible’s prescription of equality means equality under the law, as in Deuteronomy’s saying that “Judges and officers … shall judge the people with a just judgment: Do not … favor one over the other.” Nowhere does the Bible refer to a utopian equality that is contrary to human nature and has never been achieved. …

    God begins the Ten Commandments with “I am the Lord your God” and concludes with “Thou shalt not envy your neighbor, not for his wife, nor his house, nor for any of his holdings.” Envy is corrosive to the individual and to those societies that embrace it. Nations that throw over capitalism for socialism have made an immoral choice.

    Parallels to Spiro’s Old Testament points can be found in the New Testament, of course. (A pastor friend of ours points out that every verse in the Bible, including the aforementioned parable of the talents, is repeated elsewhere in the Bible at least once, except for John 3:16.) Matthew 25 brings readers the parable of the talents. Jesus Christ said in Matthew 5:17, “Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill,” which is how His two Great Commandments summarize the Ten Commandments.

    This is not to apply secular politics to God. Religious people of all faiths and political worldviews should remember Abraham Lincoln’s counsel: “In every conflict between human beings both sides claim God is on their side. One side must be, and both sides may be wrong. I only pray we are on his side.”

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  • Presty the DJ for Jan. 31

    January 31, 2012
    Music

    The number one British single today in 1963:

    The number one single today in 1970:

    The number one British single today in 1976 replaced a single that had the title of the new number one in its lyrics:

    The number one single on both sides of the Atlantic today in 1981:

    The number one British album today in 1987 was Paul Simon’s “Graceland”:

    Birthdays begin with Terry Kath of Chicago:

    Harry Casey of KC and the Sunshine Band:

    Phil Manzanera of Roxy Music:

    Adrian Vandenburg of Whitesnake:

    Al Jaworski played bass for Jesus Jones:

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  • Barack Obama, socialist

    January 30, 2012
    US politics

    Albert Einstein famously defined insanity as doing the same thing and expecting different results.

    Janet Daley of London’s Telegraph sees Barack Obama similarly emulating the train wreck in progress that is the European Union (British spelling included):

    What was it everybody used to say about the United States? Look at what’s happening over there and you will see our future. …

    Well, so much for that. Barack Obama is now putting the United States squarely a decade behind Britain. Listening to the President’s State of the Union message last week was like a surreal visit to our own recent past: there were, almost word for word, all those interminable Gordon Brown Budgets that preached “fairness” while listing endless new ways in which central government would intervene in every form of economic activity.

    Later, in a television interview, Mr Obama described his programme of using higher taxes on the wealthy to bankroll new government spending as “a recipe for a fair, sound approach to deficit reduction and rebuilding this country”. To which we who come from the future can only shout, “No‑o-o, go back! Don’t come down this road!”

    As we try desperately to extricate ourselves from the consequences of that philosophy, which sounds so eminently reasonable (“giving everybody a fair share”, the President called it), we could tell America a thing or two – if it would only listen. Human beings are so much more complicated than this childlike conception of fairness assumes. When government takes away an ever larger proportion of the wealth which entrepreneurial activity creates and attempts to distribute it “fairly” (that is to say, evenly) throughout society in the form of welfare programmes and public spending projects, the effects are much, much more complex and perverse than a simple financial equation would suggest.

    The assumption that all the wealth that individuals create belongs, by moral right, to the state, to spend on benefits or phoney job creation schemes (sorry, public infrastructure projects), is proving phenomenally difficult to expunge in Britain, so ineradicably has it embedded itself in the public consciousness.

    In the US, it has had only odd historical moments of favour (Roosevelt’s New Deal, Lyndon Johnson’s “Great Society”), which have been beaten back consistently by the dynamism of a country that sees its existential purpose as being to foster and promote individual achievement and self-belief. It is bizarre that Obama should be regarded (or should regard himself) as a kind-of European who is trying to bring a sophisticated kind-of socialism to American economic life, complete with government-run health care and “fair” (high) taxes on the wealthy. If his European credentials were up to date, he would know that this was precisely the social model that is causing the EU to implode, and whose hopeless contradictions the best economic minds on the Continent are attempting, unsuccessfully, to resolve. …

    What is needed here and in the US are tax cuts for the many, not the few, to adapt Mr Brown, and less demonising of the sorts of people who are able to invest and create the real wealth that will be our only chance for economic salvation.

    Obama is clearly living the Left-liberal dream, which still survives in small pockets of American life. He wants to import the democratic socialism that Europe embraced after the war, which was, for European cultural reasons, imbued with aristocratic paternalism and Marxist notions of bourgeois guilt. But neither of these things are part of the American historical experience. The Left-wing intellectuals, including Obama himself, who adopt this language are talking dangerously uninformed rubbish: if democratic socialism was ever a solution to Europe’s problems (and the present crisis is making that seem less and less likely), it is certainly not an answer to any question that Americans are likely to ask.

    U.S. Rep. Tammy Baldwin (D–Madison), Wisconsin’s Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate, continues to not admit that she is a member of Democratic Socialists for America. When I brought that up on my last Wisconsin Public Radio appearance, my opponent, head of the Price County Democratic Party, suggested that we selfish, backward Americans need to learn from the enlightened European socialists. (I refrained from suggesting that he move to Europe if he thinks Eurosocialism is so superior.)

    The problem with socialism is not merely that, as Margaret Thatcher noted, socialists eventually run out of other people’s money. Socialism’s outshoots from Karl Marx became Adolf Hitler’s National Socialism (20 million dead, including 400,000 Americans who died during World War II), the Soviet Union (60 million dead between 1917 and 1983), China (76 million dead between 1949 and 1987), Vietnam (50,000 U.S. dead during the Vietnam War) and Cambodia (2 million dead after the war).

    Mature people learn from others’ mistakes. What does that say about Obama?

     

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  • 30 years ago today, it all started with a squirt

    January 30, 2012
    Badgers, media

    This past weekend, the University of North Dakota hosted the University of Wisconsin in men’s hockey.

    This is the next to last season of their league, the Western Collegiate Hockey Association, with members of the Big Ten — Wisconsin and Minnesota — in the league. The Big Ten is sponsoring hockey beginning in 2013–14, with the WCHA’s Minnesota and Wisconsin, the Central Collegiate Hockey Association’s Michigan, Michigan State and Ohio State, and the new Penn State hockey program.

    Today is the 30th anniversary of one of the more infamous yet amusing moments in college hockey — the North Dakota–Wisconsin Water Bottle Fight. On a Saturday night in January 1982 at the Dane County Coliseum in Madison, the Badgers were leading the Fighting Sioux 3–0 in the third period.

    The Grand Forks Herald picks up what happened next from the perspective of Sioux co-captain Cary Eades:

    Eades skated past the Wisconsin bench on his way to make a line change. Wisconsin’s John Newberry squirted Eades in the face with a water bottle — for the second time during the game.

    “Their door was open, so I went in to have a talk with him,” Eades said.

    Eades proceeded to put his stick up near Newberry’s throat and ask the Badger forward what he was going to do now. Wisconsin defenseman Pat Ethier saw this exchange, ran down the bench and landed a punch on Eades that set off everything.

    Watch the Wisconsin and North Dakota versions of “everything” that followed:

    This was neither the first nor the last time the Badgers and Fighting Sioux (the nickname was natural) had squared off on the ice. One year earlier in Grand Forks, the two teams got into a fight during pregame warmups. This was, however, the event that prompted the largest number of suspensions from the WCHA.

    A member of the UW Band was in the beer garden (behind the two teams’ benches, which were divided by the tunnel into the beer garden) when a Badger and a Fighting Sioux (based on the Herald story, I’m guessing it was Jim Archibald, UND’s — surprise! — all-time penalty leader) rolled into the beer garden. The band member took one look at the Fighting Sioux and one look at his beer, and deposited the beer into the Boy Named Sioux’s facemask.

    The 30-years-later comments from Eades, now an assistant coach for the (literally) Fighting Sioux, fit into the maybe-you-should-have-thought-of-that-at-the-time category:

    While everyone remembers the brawl, Eades prefers to think about and talk about the other aspects of the rivalry that season. …

    “From my personal standpoint, (the brawl) kind of overshadows a lot of good things I accomplished in my college career,” Eades said. “I was very fortunate to have a lot of good teammates and good seasons, but that’s the only thing anyone wants to talk about. I’d rather talk about the four goals in one period, but there’s no video of that. The fights and controversy and uproar are what people talk about at the hockey games and the beverage places afterward.

    “Hopefully, with the 30 years, we can put it in a casket and bury it.”

    The other aspects of the rivalry were epic in a different way. Wisconsin finished second to North Dakota in the WCHA regular season, but swept North Dakota in the WCHA finals in Grand Forks. The Fighting Sioux had 1982’s last laugh, though, beating Wisconsin 5–2 to win the NCAA title in Badger coach Bob Johnson’s final game before he headed to the NHL.

    One year later, the WCHA semifinals (in the pre-Final Four/Five days) pitted, once again, Wisconsin against North Dakota in another two-game total-goal series. After a first-night tie, the Badgers tied the second game in the last minute of the third period, sending the game into overtime. And then another overtime. And then a third overtime. And then it got weird.

    The Badgers’ Ted Pearson scored to win the game in the third overtime. Or so it seemed, until North Dakota challenged the curvature of Pearson’s stick. (Stick curvature is limited by hockey rule.) The stick was found to be illegal, so the goal was taken off the scoreboard and Pearson was sent to the penalty box. Not to be denied, however, the Badgers’ Paul Houck scored a short-handed goal about 30 seconds later, this time with a legal stick, ending the Fighting Sioux’s season.

    The NCAA Frozen Four was held that year in … Grand Forks. Two WCHA teams were there — Wisconsin and Minnesota, a bigger rival for North Dakota than Wisconsin. So UND fans wore buttons with Wisconsin Ws that said “This Sioux’s for You.” Wisconsin never got to play Minnesota (unlike in 1981, when the Badgers beat the Gophers to win the NCAA title), but defeated Providence 2–0 and Harvard 6–2 to win the third of Wisconsin’s five NCAA titles.

    That occurred the year before I went to UW. My last year at UW coincided with the first year of the WCHA Final Four, in St. Paul in 1988. Wisconsin beat North Dakota 2–1 in the Sunday afternoon semifinal, advancing the Badgers to the Monday night championship game against the Sunday night semifinal winner, Minnesota.

    Monday afternoon was the third-place game between North Dakota and Minnesota–Duluth. Having nothing better to do, a group of us in the UW Band went to the third-place game and sat in with the North Dakota band during the second intermission. We borrowed their trumpets and, instead of their playing whatever they’d play to start the third period, we played “On Wisconsin.” The boos reverberated through the half-empty St. Paul Civic Center. It was great.

    The Herald reports that North Dakota and Wisconsin have agreed to continue playing nonconference series after the Badgers head for the Big Ten in 2013–14. Which is good news. It would be a shame to lose a rivalry in which the two teams occasionally hate each other.

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  • Presty the DJ for Jan. 30

    January 30, 2012
    Music

    Today in 1917, the first jazz record was recorded:

    The number one British single today in 1959:

    The number one single today in 1961 was the first number one for a girl group:

    Today in 1969, the Beatles held their last concert, on the roof of their Apple Records building:

    The number one British single today in 1970:

    The number one single today in 1982:

    Today in 1988, testimony in a court case involving Frankie Goes to Hollywood lead singer Holly Johnson claimed that when you thought you heard the band in its two biggest hits, you really didn’t:

    Birthdays begin with one-instrumental-hit wonder Horst Jankowski:

    Joe Terranova of Danny and the Juniors:

    Marty Balin of Jefferson Airplane and Starship:

    Steve Marriott of Small Faces and Humble Pie:

    William King played trumpet for the Commodores:

    Phil Collins:

    Jody Watley:

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  • Presty the DJ for Jan. 29

    January 29, 2012
    Music

    Today in 1942 premiered what now is the second longest running program in the history of radio — the BBC’s “Desert Island Discs”:

    What’s the longest running program in the history of radio? The Grand Ole Opry.

    Today in 1968, the Doors appeared at the Pussy Cat a Go Go in Las Vegas. After the show, Jim Morrison pretended to light up a marijuana cigarette outside. The resulting fight with a security guard concluded with Morrison’s arrest for vagancy, public drunkenness, and failure to possess identification.

    The number one British single today in 1969 was its only British number one:

    The number one British album today in 1972 was the three-disc “The Concert for Bangladesh”:

    The number one single today in 1977:

    The number one single today in 2009 was number 97 one week earlier, which shows what showing an excerpt on Fox’s “American Idol” will do:

    Today in 1979, Brenda Spencer, 16, fired shots from her .22 rifle at a San Diego elementary school entrance from her house across the street, killing two and injuring nine. When asked why she did it, she replied, “I don’t like Mondays,” which inspired …

    Today in 1982, Gary Numan made a forced landing at a Royal Air Force base outside Southampton, England, after his plane ran low on fuel. British media ran inaccurate stories that he had crash-landed on a highway instead. Perhaps instead of flying, Numan should have stuck to …

    Birthdays begin with Tony Blackburn, DJ on the late pirate Radio Caroline and the first DJ on BBC Radio One:

    David Byron sang for Uriah Heep:

    Who is Thomas Erdelyi? Tommy Ramone, drummer for the Ramones:

    Louie Perez of Los Lobos:

    Rob Manzoli of Right Said Fred:

    Eddie Jackson played bass for Queensryche:

    Marcus Verne of Living in a Box, which emulated Bad Company in one sense:

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  • Presty the DJ for Jan. 28

    January 28, 2012
    Music

    Today in 1956, Elvis Presley made his first national TV appearance on, of all places, Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey’s “Stage Show” on CBS.

    The number one album on both sides of the Atlantic today in 1978 was Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours”:

    The number one single today in 1984 was banned by the BBC, which probably helped it stay on the charts for 48 weeks:

    Today in 1984, Mötley Crüe’s Tommy Lee punched out someone who commented on the Penthouse Magazine pictorial of his girlfriend, Elaine Starchuk:

    Despite the fact that Lee hadn’t known until that moment that Starchuk had posed for Penthouse, the two later married. For either one or three months depending on which report you believe.

    Today in 1985, the all-star USA for Africa recorded “We Are the World”:

    The short list of birthdays begins with Rick Allen of the Box Tops:

    One-hit-wonder Peter Schilling:

    Sarah McLachlan:

    Two deaths of note today: Jim Capaldi of Traffic in 2005 …

    … and Billy Powell of Lynyrd Skynyrd in 2009:

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  • The outhouse, the penthouse, and the press box

    January 27, 2012
    Packers, Sports

    The death of longtime Penn State football coach Joe Paterno Sunday prompted the Green Bay Press–Gazette to a trip with its what-if machine:

    Did you know the Green Bay Packers almost hired Joe Paterno as their head coach?

    Really, apparently. After the Packers fired Phil Bengtson after three mediocre seasons, the Packers tried, but were unable, to hire recently fired Los Angeles Rams coach George Allen.

    That would have been an interesting hire. Allen was hired by the Rams after a successful stint as George Halas’ defensive coordinator in Chicago. Allen had a Wisconsin connection, having attended Marquette University as part of a U.S. Navy officer training program during World War II. Allen was hired, fired and rehired by the Rams before being the full-time replacement for Vince Lombardi in Washington after Lombardi’s death.

    It’s ironic that Allen, whose Bears responsibilities included their college draft, was responsible for the Bears’ drafting three Hall of Famers — Mike Ditka, Dick Butkus and Gale Sayers. Once Allen became a head coach, his mantra became “The future is now,” and Allen invariably would trade draft picks for veteran players. (Which may not have been the worst strategy for the Packers given their awful drafts of the late 1960s, 1970s and 1980s.)

    Allen was fired by the Redskins, with owner Edward Bennett Williams famously saying, “George was given an unlimited budget and he exceeded it,” and then a third time by the Rams after two preseason games, with owner Carroll Rosenbloom saying, “He got unlimited authority and exceeded it.” So Allen as a Packer probably would not have ended well, although Packer fans would have preferred Allen’s winning 71 percent of his games to what followed.

    So after Allen …

    … the Packers interviewed four candidates: Bob Schnelker, who had been an assistant under Vince Lombardi and Bengtson’s offensive coordinator; Arizona State coach Frank Kush; Missouri coach Dan Devine; and Paterno.

    It came down to Paterno and Devine.

    Two members of the executive committee, Tony Canadeo and Dick Bourguignon, wanted Paterno because he reminded them of Vince Lombardi. Both Paterno and Lombardi grew up in Brooklyn and were Catholics of Italian descent. They knew of each other dating to the 1940s, when Lombardi coached high school for St. Cecilia of Englewood, N.J., and defeated Paterno’s otherwise unbeaten team, Brooklyn Prep, when Paterno was a senior. In the ’60s, Lombardi often consulted Paterno about college players. …

    Former Packers great Dave Robinson, who played at Penn State when Paterno was an assistant coach, said last year that Paterno told him he would have accepted if the Packers had offered. A Green Bay Press-Gazette story at the time quoted Paterno saying almost as much.

    “There are coaching situations that are unique, and this could be one of those,” Paterno said of the Packers. “It’s a great opportunity.”

    But not for Paterno. The Packers’ executive committee voted 5–2 for Devine, who had won 27 games in three seasons at Arizona State and 93 games in 13 seasons at Missouri.

    Truth be told, neither Paterno nor Devine nor Schnelker nor Kush would have worked out. (The word “Schnelker” later became a four-letter word for Packer fans who blamed Bart Starr’s offensive coordinator for essentially the faults of the Packers’ offensive players.) Devine accomplished two positive things: (1) his 1972 team won the NFC Central (and then lost to Allen’s Redskins in the playoffs), and (2) he hired Bob Harlan as an assistant.

    Devine also accomplished, if that’s what you want to call it, one of the most infamous trades in NFL history — the trade of two first-round draft picks, two second-round picks and a third-round pick to the Rams to get quarterback John Hadl. (The trade was known as the “Lawrence Welk trade,” since it involved “a-one and-a-two and-a-three.”) Starr had to clean up that mess by trading Hadl, former All-Pro cornerback Ken Ellis and two draft picks to Houston to get quarterback Lynn Dickey, which meant that Hadl cost five draft picks to acquire and a player and two more draft picks to get rid of him.

    Even in the ’70s, though, the majority of successful NFL coaches — Miami’s Don Shula, Pittsburgh’s Chuck Noll, Oakland’s John Madden and Dallas’ Tom Landry, to name the four most prominent examples — came from NFL, not college, backgrounds. The Packers’ executive committee labored under the misapprehension that just because Lombardi had been a successful general manager and coach (and truth be told, he was much more successful at the latter part of his title than the former), that his successors could succeed as well.

    The fact that Paterno didn’t become anyone else’s NFL coach probably proves that either the rest of the NFL was unconvinced he could be a pro coach (he rejected the Packers after he rejected Steelers’ overtures), or that Paterno decided he had things pretty good in Happy Valley. (I saw Paterno win one of his national championships at the 1983 Sugar Bowl.) But even in the ’70s, the job of acquiring players and the job of coaching players could not be handled by one man, regardless of who answered to whom in the organizational flow chart. (Even in the NFL,  coaches are only as good as their players, and the fact that not many Packers the team finally gave up on played elsewhere in the NFL proves that neither Devine nor Starr nor Forrest Gregg could handle the GM parts of their jobs.) Either the Packers’ executive committee was too cheap to hire a GM and a coach instead of a GM/coach, or they drew the wrong conclusion about Lombardi’s success.

    The right conclusion would have been to hire a head coach with a primarily pro background, an assistant from a successful NFL team, like Lombardi, former offensive coordinator of the New York Giants. Not until the late 1980s did they finally hire a GM before a coach, and, well, they got the choices right on the second, not first, round. Mike Sherman’s term as GM/coach proved they got it right before, and of course after they fired Sherman (technically twice).

    The announcer who got to cover the results of years of managerial ineptitude was Jim Irwin, Wisconsin’s iron-man announcer, who died Sunday night. Consider Irwin’s schedule after he moved from WLUK-TV in Green Bay to WTMJ radio in Milwaukee:

    • He did the morning sports report on WTMJ. That, of course, meant getting up before dawn.
    • On fall Saturdays, he went to Madison to announce Badger football. He split play-by-play and color with Gary Bender until Bender went to CBS in 1975.
    • On fall Sundays, he went to Green Bay to announce Packer football. He did color with Ted Moore and then Bender before getting the play-by-play job in 1975.
    • In the winter (after a stint announcing UW–Milwaukee basketball, working with, of all people, Bob Uecker), he announced Badger basketball until 1979, when he replaced Eddie Doucette as the Bucks’ radio voice. Some weekends, he had a Badgers–Packers–Bucks tripleheader.
    • Irwin occasionally stood in for Uecker on Brewers broadcasts because of Uecker’s ABC-TV commitments and, during one summer, when Uecker missed time after heart surgery.

    Unfortunately, much of Irwin’s Packer and Badger work chronicled ineptitude — not his, but the teams he was covering. During the 1970s, the Badgers had two winning seasons, and the Packers had two winning seasons. In 1988, the Packers were 4–12, and the Badgers were 1–11. Current Badger announcer Matt Lepay said he had a great experience working with Irwin on his last two years of Badger football, even though those two years featured exactly three Badger wins.

    Irwin did have some Badger highlights, including three 1980s bowl trips:

    Irwin also got to cover the Bucks when they were the fourth best team in the NBA in the early 1980s. (Unfortunately they could never get past the Celtics, 76ers or Lakers.) As an NBA announcer, Irwin was a world champion referee-baiter; I remember him yelling at officials from his courtside seat while doing play-by-play.

    Irwin was certainly a homer. But that’s really what Wisconsin fans want, or have gotten used to, dating back at least as far as Milwaukee Braves announcer Earl Gillespie. Wisconsin sports fans want their announcers to want their teams to win; objective down-the-middle announcers don’t last too long here. (And team announcers should want their employers to win if for no other reason than their own professional interests.) Midwest sports listeners generally and Wisconsin sports listeners specifically will forgive not terribly descriptive play-by-play, but they will not forgive lack of passion. There was never a question who Irwin wanted to win.

    Either because of Irwin and partner Max McGee’s popularity, or because the announcers CBS had do Packer games were so bad, for years Packer fans would watch CBS (or NBC if an AFC team was playing at Lambeau Field or Milwaukee County Stadium), but turn down the sound and listen to Jim and Max. For years, the pair would do something you’re unlikely to hear again — take calls from fans at the half, sometimes a dangerous thing to do in this state given what usually accompanies Packer games.

    Larry McCarren, who worked with Irwin and McGee for their final four seasons, described their style:

    “They were part of the fabric of Packers games,” McCarren said of Irwin and McGee, who worked together for 20 years. “They were as much a part of the game as the coin toss, kickoff, blocking and tackling.

    “Jim, his individual style, fairly folksy, clearly he was a Packer fan. The thing I really admired about him, the talent I thought was really unique, he could up the intensity without turning up the volume. Some guys that do play-by-play, you can tell something important’s going on, something big’s going on because they just talk louder or holler louder. With Jim, it was intensity that grew and you could tell it was coming right from his core.”

    The 25 years of Packer ineptitude Irwin was sentenced to cover was made up, however, by his final seven years, when, miracle of miracles, the Packers became pretty much an instant contender, highlighted by Super Bowls XXXI and XXXII.

    I got to meet Irwin at the unveiling of the 1996 Packers highlight video at the Weidner Center in Green Bay, where Irwin’s career highlights were showcased. Irwin and McGee retired after the 1998 season, when Irwin brushed off his 612 consecutive Packer games as being nothing special because, well, “there was no one else.” Had Irwin not been able to announce a Packer game, he added, “You want to see panic, that would be it.”

    Irwin also had the ability to laugh at himself. The opening of the “Stories of the Strange” segment of WTMJ’s former Green House show, included Irwin saying “Phil will have allllllll of the stories …” then, laughing, he added, “I’m imitating myself.”

    Most Wisconsin-raised announcers around my age grew up listening to Irwin because of all the sports he did, something you’ll probably never see again. (Irwin’s former workload is currently filled by four announcers, WTMJ’s Greg Matzek, Lepay, the Packers’ Wayne Larrivee, and the Bucks’ Ted Davis.) None of us probably consciously patterned ourselves on Irwin (who grew up in Missouri as a fan of Harry Caray), but all of us probably sound something like him. That’s a pretty good tribute to Irwin if you think about it.

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  • Presty the DJ for Jan. 27

    January 27, 2012
    Music

    The number one single today in 1962:

    The number one single today in 1973:

    The number one British single today in 1979 does not make one think of Pat Benatar:

    Today in 1984, Michael Jackson recorded a commercial for the new flaming hair flavor of Pepsi:

    Do you remember the number one British single today in 1996 being used on a Levi’s commercial?

    Birthdays begin with David Seville, who foisted the Chipmunks on us:

    Nick Mason, drummer for Pink Floyd …

    … was born one year before Nedra Talley of the Ronettes:

    Brian Downey was the drummer for Thin Lizzy:

    Seth Justman played keyboards for the J. Geils Band:

    Martin Deguille of Sigue Sigue Sputnik:

    One death of note today in 2006: Gene McFadden, half of McFadden and Whitehead:

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  • We’re number 43!

    January 26, 2012
    Wisconsin business, Wisconsin politics

    The latest evidence that Gov. Scott Walker and the state Legislature haven’t done enough to improve the state’s business climate comes from the Tax Foundation’s 2012 State Business Tax Climate Index.

    In 2011, after eight years of Democratic Gov. James Doyle and two years of a Democratic-controlled Legislature, Wisconsin ranked 41st among the 50 states.

    In 2012, after a year of Republican Gov. Scott Walker and a Republican-controlled Legislature, Wisconsin ranks 43rd — 32nd in corporate taxes, 45th in personal income taxes, 16th in sales taxes, 21st in unemployment insurance taxes, and  32nd in property taxes.

    In the Midwest, Wisconsin trails Indiana (11th), Michigan (18th), Illinois (28th, although the Land of Lincoln dropped 12 spots), Ohio (39th) and Iowa (41st), and leads only Minnesota (45th).

    Wisconsin dropped because other states improved their business tax climates. Republicans might argue that the Legislature was too busy repairing the fiscal disaster area in which Doyle and Democrats left the state, but that doesn’t help convince someone sitting in an office figuring out how much doing business in Wisconsin will cost that business to come here.

    Why does a state’s business tax environment matter?

    It is important to remember that even in our global economy, states’ stiffest and most direct competition often comes from other states. The Department of Labor reports that most mass job relocations are from one U.S. state to another, rather than to an overseas location. Certainly job creation is rapid overseas, as previously underdeveloped nations enter the world economy without facing the second-highest corporate tax rate in the world, as U.S. businesses do. So state lawmakers are right to be concerned about how their states rank in the global competition for jobs and capital, but they need to be more concerned with companies moving from Detroit, MI, to Dayton, OH, rather than from Detroit to New Delhi. This means that state lawmakers must be aware of how their states’ business climates match up to their immediate neighbors and to other states within their regions.

    Anecdotes about the impact of state tax systems on business investment are plentiful. In Illinois early last decade, hundreds of millions of dollars of capital investments were delayed when then-Governor Rod Blagojevich proposed a hefty gross receipts tax. Only when the legislature resoundingly defeated the bill did the investment resume. In 2005, California-based Intel decided to build a multi-billion dollar chip-making facility in Arizona due to its favorable corporate income tax system. In 2010 Northrup Grumman chose to move its headquarters to Virginia over Maryland, citing the better business tax climate. Anecdotes such as these reinforce what we know from economic theory: taxes matter to businesses, and those places with the most competitive tax systems will reap the benefits of business-friendly tax climates.

    The study counts personal income taxes (where Wisconsin ranks worst) most, in  keeping with the large number of sole proprietors, partnerships,  subchapter-S corporations and similar corporate entities in which profits and losses flow through to the shareholders. Sales taxes rank second, since sales taxes certainly affect how much product or service someone can buy. Corporate income taxes, which are paid by a business’ customers, rank third.

    Wisconsin has five income tax brackets, from 4.6 percent to 7.75 percent. Under the maxim that if you want less of something, tax it more, Wisconsin’s official policy appears to be that we don’t want “rich” people, since we tax income of more than $152,740 at 6.75 percent and income of more than $224,210 at 7.75 percent.

    Wisconsin bombs on personal income taxes not just because the rates (including the new rate the 2009–10 Legislature foisted on us) are too high:

    Meanwhile, states where the tax base is found to cause an unnecessary drag on economic activity are New Jersey, New York, Wisconsin, California, Georgia, Maryland, Minnesota, and Virginia.

    Marriage Penalty. A marriage penalty exists when a state’s standard deduction and tax brackets for married taxpayers filing jointly are not double those for single filers. As a result, two singles (if combined) can have a lower tax bill than a married couple filing jointly with the same income. This is discriminatory and has serious business ramifications. The top-earning 20 percent of taxpayers is dominated (85 percent) by married couples. This same 20 percent also has the highest concentration of business owners of all income groups . …

    Double Taxation of Capital Income. … The ultimate source of most capital income—interest, dividends and capital gains—is corporate profits. The corporate income tax reduces the level of profits that can eventually be used to generate interest or dividend payments or capital gains. This capital income must then be declared by the receiving individual and taxed. The result is the double taxation of this capital income—first at the corporate level and again on the individual level.

    All states with an individual wage income tax score poorly by this criterion. …

    The Federal Alternative Minimum Tax (AMT). The Alternative Minimum Tax (AMT) was created in 1969 to ensure that all taxpayers paid some minimum level of taxes every year. Unfortunately, it does so by creating a parallel tax system to the standard individual income tax code. Evidence shows that the AMT is an inefficient way to prevent tax deductions and credits from totally eliminating tax liability. As such, states that have mimicked the federal AMT put themselves at a competitive disadvantage through needless tax complexity. Nine states score poorly for having an AMT on individuals: California, Colorado, Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Minnesota, Nebraska, New
    York, and Wisconsin.

    Wisconsin’s personal income tax penalizes married couples and taxes investment income. (See previous maxim about getting less of something by taxing it more.)

    The fact the state has a flat corporate income tax rate is good. The fact that the corporate income tax rate is 7.9 percent is bad. Three states — Nevada, South Dakota and Wyoming — have the correct corporate income tax rate: Zero. And when there are no corporate income taxes (or substitutes such as gross receipts taxes), there is no need for job, R&D, investment or any other tax credits. Nor are there issues about what’s deductible from corporate income taxes, or carrybacks or carryforwards. Nor is there any legislative lobbying over corporate income tax provisions.

    The state’s sales tax rate of 5 percent is lower than our neighbors, until a future Legislature increases the sales tax for education, as if more school spending means better schools. (The only thing preventing the sales tax from being extended to groceries is the likelihood of legislators’ surviving the day they vote for that.) There also have been proposals to extend the sales tax to professional services that are not currently taxable; those proposals never include words like “and then reduce the sales tax rate,” of course. The state has high gas and diesel taxes, though no longer the highest since automatic indexing of fuel taxes ended, and at least we don’t also pay sales taxes on gas and diesel.

    The one state tax that could be considered low is the alcohol tax — 6 cents per gallon of beer and $3.25 per gallon of liquor — until, that is, the anti-alcohol scolds succeed in getting a future Legislature to raise alcohol taxes because alcohol makes people do dumb things. (That’s the same rationale as banning guns because guns kill people.)

    As I’ve written here before, taxes are one component — arguably the most important component, but not the only component — of a state’s business climate. Of course, overregulation inevitably shows up in taxes too, because regulations take government employees to enforce, and employees and what supports government employees (office space, computers, etc.) cost money. The only thing state government spends more money on than employees is shared revenues to the state’s 3,120 units of government.

    So how should the Legislature improve the state’s business tax climate? The Tax Foundation has two guiding principles:

    1. Taxes matter to business. Business taxes affect business decisions, job creation and retention, plant location, competitiveness, the transparency of the tax system, and the long-term health of a state’s economy. Most importantly, taxes diminish profits. If taxes take a larger portion of profits, that cost is passed along to either consumers (through higher prices), employees (through lower wages or fewer jobs), or shareholders (through lower dividends or share value). Thus a state with lower tax costs will be more attractive to business investment, and more likely to experience economic growth.

    2. States do not enact tax changes (increases or cuts) in a vacuum. Every tax law will in some way change a state’s competitive position relative to its immediate neighbors, its geographic region, and even globally. Ultimately it will affect the state’s national standing as a place to live and to do business. Entrepreneurial states can take advantage of the tax increases of their neighbors to lure businesses out of high-tax states.

    In reality, tax-induced economic distortions are a fact of life, so a more realistic goal is to maximize the occasions when businesses and individuals are guided by business principles and minimize those cases where economic decisions are influenced, micromanaged, or even dictated by a tax system. The more riddled a tax system is with politically motivated preferences, the less likely it is that business decisions will be made in response to market forces.

    That first point — taxes diminish profits — gets to the core of a business, and in fact so-called “nonprofits” as well. Nothing happens unless there’s more money coming in than going out. No business or organization that has more money going out than coming in has much of a future.

    If this makes you wonder about the Legislature’s priorities, it should. Walker seems likely to survive his recall attempt, but Republican state senators may not. If the Senate switches sides, that will end any chance of tax cuts, since we know that Democrats have already proposed business tax increases as part of their proposal to reduce government waste, fraud and abuse.

    The Legislature needs to eliminate corporate income taxes (and not replace them with something worse, such as gross receipts taxes) and reduce personal income taxes, both in rate and in ending the marriage penalty and investment taxation. If that means, as inconceivable in the People’s Republic of Wisconsin as it may seem, cutting government spending (instead of crowing about how government spending increased by only 1 percent), then that is what’s required. Holding the line on property taxes was fine, except that property taxes are relatively low for manufacturers, thanks to the Manufacturing & Equipment exemption (signed into law by Gov. Patrick Lucey, Wisconsin’s last pro-business Democrat). Holding the line on other business taxes, particularly the sales tax, should go without saying.

    Business tax climate is less about the businesses in Wisconsin now than it is about the businesses that may, or may not, decide to locate in Wisconsin. It could be argued that businesses now in Wisconsin have reconciled themselves to the state’s crappy tax climate. (Except, of course, for those that decide to leave Wisconsin.) But Wisconsin trails the nation in such measures of business vitality as start-ups and incorporations, venture capital and, for nearly three and a half decades, per capita personal income growth. Wisconsin also is a leader, if you want to call it that, in business corporate headquarters leaving the state, beginning with Kimberly–Clark’s headquarters departure for Texas in the 1980s.

    That previous paragraph means that if you want to see the bad business trends reversed and as a result see more private-sector jobs in Wisconsin (because private-sector jobs are the only jobs that count from a macroeconomic perspective), you need to improve the environment into one where business will not be penalized by government by onerous taxation. The word “Wisconsin” does not mean “onerous taxation” in either an American Indian language or in French, but it should.

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    • Adventures in ruralu0026nbsp;inkBack in June 2009, I was driving somewhere through a rural area. And for some reason, I had a flashback to two experiences in my career about that time of year many years ago. In 1988, eight days after graduating from the University of Wisconsin, I started work at the Grant County Herald Independent in Lancaster as a — well, the — reporter. Four years after that, on my 27th birthday, I purchased, with a business partner, the Tri-County Press in Cuba City, my first business venture. Both were experiences about which Wisconsin author Michael Perry might write. I thought about all this after reading a novel, The Deadline, written by a former newspaper editor and publisher. (Now who would write a novel about a weekly newspaper?) As a former newspaper owner, I picked at some of it — why finance a newspaper purchase through the bank if the seller is willing to finance it? Because the mean bank lender is a plot point! — and it is much more interesting than reality, but it is very well written, with a nicely twisting plot, and quite entertaining, again more so than reality. There is something about that first job out of college that makes you remember it perhaps more…
    • Adventures in radioI’ve been in the full-time work world half my life. For that same amount of time I’ve been broadcasting sports as a side interest, something I had wanted to since I started listening to games on radio and watching on TV, and then actually attending games. If you ask someone who’s worked in radio for some time about the late ’70s TV series “WKRP in Cincinnati,” most of them will tell you that, if anything, the series understated how wacky working in radio can be. Perhaps the funniest episode in the history of TV is the “WKRP” episode, based on a true story, about the fictional radio station’s Thanksgiving promotion — throwing live turkeys out of a helicopter under the mistaken belief that, in the words of WKRP owner Arthur Carlson, “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0] I’ve never been involved in anything like that. I have announced games from the roofs of press boxes (once on a nice day, and once in 50-mph winds), from a Mississippi River bluff (more on that later), and from the front row of the second balcony of the University of Wisconsin Fieldhouse (great view, but not a place to go if…
    • “Good morning/afternoon/evening, ________ fans …”
    • My biggest storyEarlier this week, while looking for something else, I came upon some of my own work. (I’m going to write a blog someday called “Things I Found While Looking for Something Else.” This is not that blog.) The Grant County Sheriff’s Department, in the county where I used to live, has a tribute page to the two officers in county history who died in the line of duty. One is William Loud, a deputy marshal in Cassville, shot to death by two bank robbers in 1912. The other is Tom Reuter, a Grant County deputy sheriff who was shot to death at the end of his 4 p.m.-to-midnight shift March 18, 1990. Gregory Coulthard, then a 19-year-old farmhand, was convicted of first-degree intentional homicide and is serving a life sentence, with his first eligibility for parole on March 18, 2015, just 3½ years from now. I’ve written a lot over the years. I think this, from my first two years in the full-time journalism world, will go down as the story I remember the most. For journalists, big stories contain a paradox, which was pointed out in CBS-TV’s interview of Andy Rooney on his last “60 Minutes” Sunday. Morley Safer said something along the line…
  • Food and drink
    • The Roesch/Prestegard familyu0026nbsp;cookbookFrom the family cookbook(s) All the families I’m associated with love to eat, so it’s a good thing we enjoy cooking. The first out-of-my-house food memory I have is of my grandmother’s cooking for Christmas or other family occasions. According to my mother, my grandmother had a baked beans recipe that she would make for my mother. Unfortunately, the recipe seems to have  disappeared. Also unfortunately, my early days as a picky, though voluminous, eater meant I missed a lot of those recipes made from such wholesome ingredients as lard and meat fat. I particularly remember a couple of meals that involve my family. The day of Super Bowl XXXI, my parents, my brother, my aunt and uncle and a group of their friends got together to share lots of food and cheer on the Packers to their first NFL title in 29 years. (After which Jannan and I drove to Lambeau Field in the snow,  but that’s another story.) Then, on Dec. 31, 1999, my parents, my brother, my aunt and uncle and Jannan and I (along with Michael in utero) had a one-course-per-hour meal to appropriately end years beginning with the number 1. Unfortunately I can’t remember what we…
    • SkålI was the editor of Marketplace Magazine for 10 years. If I had to point to one thing that demonstrates improved quality of life since I came to Northeast Wisconsin in 1994, it would be … … the growth of breweries and  wineries in Northeast Wisconsin. The former of those two facts makes sense, given our heritage as a brewing state. The latter is less self-evident, since no one thinks of Wisconsin as having a good grape-growing climate. Some snobs claim that apple or cherry wines aren’t really wines at all. But one of the great facets of free enterprise is the opportunity to make your own choice of what food and drink to drink. (At least for now, though some wish to restrict our food and drink choices.) Wisconsin’s historically predominant ethnic group (and our family’s) is German. Our German ancestors did unfortunately bring large government and high taxes with them, but they also brought beer. Europeans brought wine with them, since they came from countries with poor-quality drinking water. Within 50 years of a wave of mid-19th-century German immigration, brewing had become the fifth largest industry in the U.S., according to Maureen Ogle, author of Ambitious Brew: The Story of American Beer. Beer and wine have…
  • Wheels
    • America’s sports carMy birthday in June dawned without a Chevrolet Corvette in front of my house. (The Corvette at the top of the page was featured at the 2007 Greater Milwaukee Auto Show. The copilot is my oldest son, Michael.) Which isn’t surprising. I have three young children, and I have a house with a one-car garage. (Then again, this would be more practical, though a blatant pluck-your-eyes-out violation of the Corvette ethos. Of course, so was this.) The reality is that I’m likely to be able to own a Corvette only if I get a visit from the Corvette Fairy, whose office is next door to the Easter Bunny. (I hope this isn’t foreshadowing: When I interviewed Dave Richter of Valley Corvette for a car enthusiast story in the late great Marketplace Magazine, he said that the most popular Corvette in most fans’ minds was a Corvette built during their days in high school. This would be a problem for me in that I graduated from high school in 1983, when no Corvette was built.) The Corvette is one of those cars whose existence may be difficult to understand within General Motors Corp. The Corvette is what is known as a “halo car,” a car that drives people into showrooms, even if…
    • Barges on fouru0026nbsp;wheelsI originally wrote this in September 2008.  At the Fox Cities Business Expo Tuesday, a Smart car was displayed at the United Way Fox Cities booth. I reported that I once owned a car into which trunk, I believe, the Smart could be placed, with the trunk lid shut. This is said car — a 1975 Chevrolet Caprice coupe (ours was dark red), whose doors are, I believe, longer than the entire Smart. The Caprice, built down Interstate 90 from us Madisonians in Janesville (a neighbor of ours who worked at the plant probably helped put it together) was the flagship of Chevy’s full-size fleet (which included the stripper Bel Air and middle-of-the-road Impala), featuring popular-for-the-time vinyl roofs, better sound insulation, an upgraded cloth interior, rear fender skirts and fancy Caprice badges. The Caprice was 18 feet 1 inch long and weighed 4,300 pounds. For comparison: The midsize Chevrolet of the ear was the Malibu, which was the same approximate size as the Caprice after its 1977 downsizing. The compact Chevrolet of the era was the Nova, which was 200 inches long — four inches longer than a current Cadillac STS. Wikipedia’s entry on the Caprice has this amusing sentence: “As fuel economy became a bigger priority among Americans…
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    • They built Excitement, sort of, once in a while
    • A wagon by any otheru0026nbsp;nameFirst written in 2008. You will see more don’t-call-them-station-wagons as you drive today. Readers around my age have probably had some experience with a vehicle increasingly rare on the road — the station wagon. If you were a Boy Scout or Girl Scout, or were a member of some kind of youth athletic team, or had a large dog, or had relatives approximately your age, or had friends who needed to be transported somewhere, or had parents who occasionally had to haul (either in the back or in a trailer) more than what could be fit inside a car trunk, you (or, actually, your parents) were the target demographic for the station wagon. “Station wagons came to be like covered wagons — so much family activity happened in those cars,” said Tim Cleary, president of the American Station Wagon Owners Association, in Country Living magazine. Wagons “were used for everything from daily runs to the grocery store to long summer driving trips, and while many men and women might have wanted a fancier or sportier car, a station wagon was something they knew they needed for the family.” The “station wagon” originally was a vehicle with a covered seating area to take people between train stations…
    • Wheels on theu0026nbsp;screenBetween my former and current blogs, I wrote a lot about automobiles and TV and movies. Think of this post as killing two birds (Thunderbirds? Firebirds? Skylarks?) with one stone. Most movies and TV series view cars the same way most people view cars — as A-to-B transportation. (That’s not counting the movies or series where the car is the plot, like the haunted “Christine” or “Knight Rider” or the “Back to the Future” movies.) The philosophy here, of course, is that cars are not merely A-to-B transportation. Which disqualifies most police shows from what you’re about to read, even though I’ve watched more police video than anything else, because police cars are plain Jane vehicles. The highlight in a sense is in the beginning: The car chase in my favorite movie, “Bullitt,” featuring Steve McQueen’s 1968 Ford Mustang against the bad guys’ 1968 Dodge Charger: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMc2RdFuOxIu0026amp;fmt=18] One year before that (but I didn’t see this until we got Telemundo on cable a couple of years ago) was a movie called “Operación 67,” featuring (I kid you not) a masked professional wrestler, his unmasked sidekick, and some sort of secret agent plot. (Since I don’t know Spanish and it’s not…
    • While riding in my Cadillac …
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    • Brass rocksThose who read my former blog last year at this time, or have read this blog over the past months, know that I am a big fan of the rock group Chicago. (Back when they were a rock group and not a singer of sappy ballads, that is.) Since rock music began from elements of country music, jazz and the blues, brass rock would seem a natural subgenre of rock music. A lot of ’50s musical acts had saxophone players, and some played with full orchestras … [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CPS-WuUKUE] … but it wasn’t until the more-or-less simultaneous appearances of Chicago and Blood Sweat u0026amp; Tears on the musical scene (both groups formed in 1967, both had their first charting singles in 1969, and they had the same producer) that the usual guitar/bass/keyboard/drum grouping was augmented by one or more trumpets, a sax player and a trombone player. While Chicago is my favorite group (but you knew that already), the first brass rock song I remember hearing was BSu0026amp;T’s “Spinning Wheel” — not in its original form, but on “Sesame Street,” accompanied by, yes, a giant spinning wheel. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi9sLkyhhlE] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxWSOuNsN20] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9U34uPjz-g] I remember liking Chicago’s “Just You ‘n Me” when it was released as a single, and…
    • Drive and Eat au0026nbsp;RockThe first UW home football game of each season also is the opener for the University of Wisconsin Marching Band, the world’s finest college marching band. (How the UW Band has not gotten the Sudler Trophy, which is to honor the country’s premier college marching bands, is beyond my comprehension.) I know this because I am an alumnus of the UW Band. I played five years (in the last rank of the band, Rank 25, motto: “Where Men Are Tall and Run-On Is Short”), marching in 39 football games at Camp Randall Stadium, the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis, Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Memorial Stadium at the University of Illinois (worst artificial turf I had ever seen), the University of Nevada–Las Vegas’ Sam Boyd Silver Bowl, the former Dyche Stadium at Northwestern University, five high school fields and, in my one bowl game, Legion Field in Birmingham, Ala., site of the 1984 Hall of Fame Bowl. The UW Band was, without question, the most memorable experience of my college days, and one of the most meaningful experiences of my lifetime. It was the most physical experience of my lifetime, to be sure. Fifteen minutes into my first Registration…
    • Keep on rockin’ in the freeu0026nbsp;worldOne of my first ambitions in communications was to be a radio disc jockey, and to possibly reach the level of the greats I used to listen to from WLS radio in Chicago, which used to be one of the great 50,000-watt AM rock stations of the country, back when they still existed. (Those who are aficionados of that time in music and radio history enjoyed a trip to that wayback machine when WLS a Memorial Day Big 89 Rewind, excerpts of which can be found on their Web site.) My vision was to be WLS’ afternoon DJ, playing the best in rock music between 2 and 6, which meant I wouldn’t have to get up before the crack of dawn to do the morning show, yet have my nights free to do whatever glamorous things big-city DJs did. Then I learned about the realities of radio — low pay, long hours, zero job security — and though I have dabbled in radio sports, I’ve pretty much cured myself of the idea of working in radio, even if, to quote WAPL’s Len Nelson, “You come to work every day just like everybody else does, but we’re playing rock ’n’ roll songs, we’re cuttin’ up.…
    • Monday on the flight line, not Saturday in the park
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    • The rock ofu0026nbsp;WisconsinWikipedia begins its item “Music of Wisconsin” thusly: Wisconsin was settled largely by European immigrants in the late 19th century. This immigration led to the popularization of galops, schottisches, waltzes, and, especially, polkas. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl7wCczgNUc] So when I first sought to write a blog piece about rock musicians from Wisconsin, that seemed like a forlorn venture. Turned out it wasn’t, because when I first wrote about rock musicians from Wisconsin, so many of them that I hadn’t mentioned came up in the first few days that I had to write a second blog entry fixing the omissions of the first. This list is about rock music, so it will not include, for instance, Milwaukee native and Ripon College graduate Al Jarreau, who in addition to having recorded a boatload of music for the jazz and adult contemporary/easy listening fan, also recorded the theme music for the ’80s TV series “Moonlighting.” Nor will it include Milwaukee native Eric Benet, who was for a while known more for his former wife, Halle Berry, than for his music, which includes four number one singles on the Ru0026amp;B charts, “Spend My Life with You” with Tamia, “Hurricane,” “Pretty Baby” and “You’re the Only One.” Nor will it include Wisconsin’s sizable contributions to big…
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    • The worst music of allu0026nbsp;timeThe rock group Jefferson Airplane titled its first greatest-hits compilation “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane.” Rolling Stone magazine was not being ironic when it polled its readers to decide the 10 worst songs of the 1990s. I’m not sure I agree with all of Rolling Stone’s list, but that shouldn’t be surprising; such lists are meant for debate, after all. To determine the “worst,” songs appropriate for the “Vinyl from Hell” segment that used to be on a Madison FM rock station, requires some criteria, which does not include mere overexposure (for instance, “Macarena,” the video of which I find amusing since it looks like two bankers are singing it). Before we go on: Blog posts like this one require multimedia, so if you find a song you hate on this blog, I apologize. These are also songs that I almost never listen to because my sound system has a zero-tolerance policy — if I’m listening to the radio or a CD and I hear a song I don’t like, it’s, to quote Bad Company, gone gone gone. My blonde wife won’t be happy to read that one of her favorite ’90s songs, 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s Up,” starts the list. (However,…
    • “You have the right to remain silent …”
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