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  • Why stable is bad and decentralized is good

    December 26, 2012
    US business, US politics

    Nassim Nicholas Taleb of New York University:

    The fiscal cliff is not really a “cliff”; the entire country won’t fall into the ocean if we hit it. Some automatic tax cuts will expire; the government will be forced to cut some expenditures. The cliff is really just a red herring.

    Likewise, any last-minute deal to avoid the spending cuts and tax increases scheduled to go into effect on Jan. 1 isn’t likely to save us from economic turmoil. It would merely let us continue the policy mistakes we’ve been making for years, allowing us only to temporarily stabilize the economy rather than address its deep, systemic failures. …

    Stabilization, of course, has long been the economic playbook of the United States government; it has kept interest rates low, shored up banks, purchased bad debts and printed money. But the effect is akin to treating metastatic cancer with painkillers. It has not only let deeper problems fester, but also aggravated inequality. Bankers have continued to get rich using taxpayer dollars as both fuel and backstop. And printing money tends to disproportionately benefit a certain class. The rise in asset prices made the superrich even richer, while the median family income has dropped.

    Overstabilization also corrects problems that ought not to be corrected and renders the economy more fragile; and in a fragile economy, even small errors can lead to crises and plunge the entire system into chaos. That’s what happened in 2008. More than four years after that financial crisis began, nothing has been done to address its root causes.

    Our goal instead should be an antifragile system — one in which mistakes don’t ricochet throughout the economy, but can instead be used to fuel growth. The key elements to such a system are decentralization of decision making and ensuring that all economic and political actors have some “skin in the game.” …

    First, in a decentralized system, errors are by nature smaller. Switzerland is one of the world’s wealthiest and most stable countries. It is also highly decentralized — with 26 cantons that are self-governing and make most of their own budgetary decisions. The absence of a central monopoly on taxation makes them compete for tax and bureaucratic efficiency. And if the Jura canton goes bankrupt, it will not destabilize the entire Swiss economy.

    In decentralized systems, problems can be solved early and when they are small; stakeholders are also generally more willing to pay to solve local challenges (like fixing a bridge), which often affect them in a direct way. And when there are terrible failures in economic management — a bankrupt county, a state ill-prepared for its pension obligations — these do not necessarily bring the national economy to its knees. In fact, states and municipalities will learn from the mistakes of others, ultimately making the economy stronger.

    It’s a myth that centralization and size bring “efficiency.” Centralized states are deficit-prone precisely because they tend to be gamed by lobbyists and large corporations, which increase their size in order to get the protection of bailouts. No large company should ever be bailed out; it creates a moral hazard.

    Consider the difference between Silicon Valley entrepreneurs, who are taught to “fail early and often,” and large corporations that leech off governments and demand bailouts when they’re in trouble on the pretext that they are too big to fail. Entrepreneurs don’t ask for bailouts, and their failures do not destabilize the economy as a whole.

    Second, there must be skin in the game across the board, so that nobody can inflict harm on others without first harming himself. Bankers got rich — and are still rich — from transferring risk to taxpayers (and we still haven’t seen clawbacks of executive pay at companies that were bailed out). Likewise, Washington bureaucrats haven’t been exposed to punishment for their errors, whereas officials at the municipal level often have to face the wrath of voters (and neighbors) who are affected by their mistakes.

    If we want our economy not to be merely resilient, but to flourish, we must strive for antifragility. It is the difference between something that breaks severely after a policy error, and something that thrives from such mistakes.

    Readers may remember the term TooBToF: Too Big to Fail. The 2008 bailouts were of companies the George W. Bush administration deemed Too Big to Fail — specifically banks through the Troubled Asset Relief Plan, which included the biggest banks with a presence in this state — JPMorgan Chase, Wells Fargo and US Bank.

    Back in 2010, Bob Atwell of Nicolet National Bank wrote:

    Ending Toobtof subsidy will be a blow for economic freedom and decentralization.  Systemic risk is not a naturally occurring market phenomenon; rather it is an unintended consequence of decades of increasingly centralized regulatory power. Regulation creates the systemic risk it seeks to manage. It is hard for this administration to admit that more smart guys in Washington, with even more regulatory power, are not the answer.  We do well to remember that regardless of who is President, high-level regulators tend to be loaned executives from Wall Street. …

    The nation will be well served by the position the President has expressed. To do this, the President will not only need to find a populist voice, he will need to change his thinking about business. His economic rhetoric to date reflects a disturbingly socialist perspective. It has been a kind of dreamy socialism with a smile. To many of us working amidst the rubble of the economic earthquake, he sounds like he believes the purpose of business is to fund the welfare state. To those of us facing investment and hiring decisions, he seems to be waiting to expropriate the fruits of the work we do and the risks we take. Until we hear something different, we will just hunker down, continue de-levering and spend more time on things we can’t be taxed for.

    Wall Street invested heavily in Obama’s election. If he sticks to his current course, they will turn all their charm, their money and their formidable intellectual muscle on you.   The problem you had on economic policy in 2008 is that you had exhausted your public credibility sheltering and defending economic abusers. It is your complicity that made Obama’s soft socialism seem like the least bad choice to many independents. Do not resume your customary role as Wall Street’s water boy. The natural conservative position is to reverse the public subsidy of the Toobtofs. Tea party conservatives and Scott Brown independents are waiting for you to explain what they know in their hearts. Decentralized financial intermediation is essential for economic revitalization. There is world of difference between the financial machinations of Wall Street and the hiring and investment decisions faced by the gutsy main street entrepreneurs recovery depends on.

    You would think that, having watched as Wall Street gave lavishly to the Obama campaigns in 2008 and 2012, the Republican Party (specifically its tea party wing) would be looking to stick it to Wall Street, while trying to appeal to the much larger small business community and trying to convince voters the GOP has a better economic idea. Here’s the GOP’s chance. Not only should there be no more bailouts; there should be no more opportunities for companies to become TooBTofs.

     

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  • Presty the DJ for Dec. 26

    December 26, 2012
    Music

    Today in 1963, Capitol Records, which had previously rejected the U.S. rights to every Beatles single until then, finally released a double single, the first half of which had already reached number one in the United Kingdom:

    One year later, guess which group had their sixth number one of the year.

    Today in 1967, BBC TV broadcasted the Beatles’ “Magical Mystery Tour” movie:

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  • Presty the DJ for Dec. 25

    December 25, 2012
    Music

    More has happened in rock music on Christmas than one might think.

    The number one single today in 1971:

    The number three British single today in 1982 at least has a Christmas theme:

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  • The Presteblog Christmas album

    December 24, 2012
    Culture, Music

    Starting shortly after my birth, my parents purchased Christmas albums for $1 from an unlikely place, tire stores.

    (That’s as unusual as getting, for instance, glasses every time you filled up at your favorite gas station, but older readers might remember that too, back in the days when gas stations were usually part of a car repair place, not a convenience store.)

    The albums featured contemporary artists from the ’60s, plus opera singers and other artists.

    These albums were played on my parents’ wall-length Magnavox hi-fi player.

    Playing these albums was as annual a ritual as watching “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas,” “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” or other holiday-season appointment TV.

    Those albums began my, and then our, collection of Christmas music.

    You may think some of these singers are unusual choices to sing Christmas music. (This list includes at least six Jewish singers.)

    Of course, Christians know that Jesus Christ was Jewish.

    And I defy any reader to find anyone who can sing “Silent Night” like Barbra Streisand did in the ’60s.

    These albums are available for purchase online, but record players are now as outmoded as, well, getting glasses with your fill-up at the gas station.

    But thanks to YouTube and other digital technology, other aficionados of this era of Christmas music now can have their music preserved for their current and future enjoyment.

    The tire-store-Christmas-album list has been augmented by both earlier and later works.

    In the same way I think no one can sing “Silent Night” like Barbra Streisand, I think no one can sing “Do You Hear What I Hear” like Whitney Houston:

    This list contains another irony — an entry from “A Christmas Gift for You,” Phil Spector’s Christmas album. (Spector’s birthday is Christmas.)

    The album should have been a bazillion-seller, and perhaps would have been had it not been for the date of its initial release: Nov. 22, 1963.

    Finally, here’s a previous iteration of one of the currently coolest TV traditions — “The Late Show with David Letterman” and its annual appearance of Darlene Love (from the aforementioned Phil Spector album):

    Merry Christmas.

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  • Presty the DJ for Dec. 24

    December 24, 2012
    Music

    Today in 1954, R&B singer Johnny Ace had a concert at the City Auditorium in Houston. Between sets, Ace was playing with a revolver. When someone in the room said, “Be careful with that thing,” Ace replied, “It’s OK, the gun’s not loaded. See?” And pointed the gun at his head, and pulled the trigger. And found out he was wrong.

    The number one album today in 1965 was the Beatles’ “Rubber Soul”:

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  • Presty the DJ for Dec. 23

    December 23, 2012
    Music

    Today in 1964, a group of would-be DJs launched the pirate radio station Radio London from a former U.S. minesweeper anchored 3½ miles off Frinton-on-the-Sea, England.

    It’s probably unrelated, but on the same day Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys had a nervous breakdown on a flight from Los Angeles to Houston. Wilson left the band to focus on writing and producing, with Glen Campbell replacing him for concerts.

    The pernicious influence of unions reared its ugly head today in 1966, when Britain’s ITV broadcast its final “Ready, Steady, Go!” because of a British musicians’ union’s ban on miming. The final show featured Mick Jagger, The Who, Eric Burdon, the Spencer Davis Group, Donovan and Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

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  • Presty the DJ for Dec. 22

    December 22, 2012
    Music

    Proving that there is no accounting for taste, I present the number one song today in 1958:

    The number one single today in 1962 was by a group whose name was sort of a non sequitur given that the group came from a country that lacks the meteorological phenomenon of the group’s title:

    The number one single today in 1963:

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  • A post-Bret post

    December 21, 2012
    Badgers

    The official introduction of Gary Andersen as Wisconsin’s new football coach apparently was delayed by the snowpocalypse.

    Assuming the Mayans weren’t right, let’s share some opinions about Andersen, the first UW coach with no previous UW ties (other than almost beating the Badgers in Madison this season) since Notre Dame defensive coordinator Barry Alvarez (who once played Wisconsin as a Nebraska linebacker) replaced Don Mor(t)on as the Badgers’ coach.

    First, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel’s Jeff Potrykus:

    When Bret Bielema took over as Wisconsin’s head coach in 2006, he inherited a veteran-laden team coming off a 10-victory season in 2005 under Barry Alvarez.

    Bielema’s record in his first season: 12-1, with the lone loss at Michigan.

    When Utah State’s Gary Andersen officially takes over, he will inherit a veteran-laden team that could make a run at another league title in 2013. Under Bielema, who left for Arkansas after the Big Ten Conference title game, the Badgers qualified for a third consecutive appearance in the Rose Bowl.

    UW could lose as few as six starters after the Rose Bowl, including tailback Montee Ball and left tackle Rick Wagner, linebacker Mike Taylor and three starters in the secondary.

    But how will the 48-year-old Andersen, who is set to be introduced as UW’s head coach Friday, fare on the field and the recruiting trail beyond 2013?

    “Wisconsin . . . doesn’t have a history of recruiting Utah or junior-college guys,” Big Ten Network analyst Tom Dienhart said Wednesday, “which made up a great majority of the Aggies’ roster under Andersen.

    “But I can counter with recruiting is recruiting. Recruiting is about developing relationships.”

    Those who have watched Andersen and his staff battle for recruits note that after he took over the Utah State program, he gradually became able to beat state rivals Utah and Brigham Young for players.

    That is a significant development because for years Utah State was a distant third in the state in terms of resources and perception.grams – Ohio State, Alabama, USC – that select and then there are the rest that have to recruit.

    “And not just recruit, but they have to project the talent. He did so at Utah State.”

    The Wisconsin State Journal’s Tom Mulhern points out something mentioned here in passing Wednesday:

    One of the intriguing aspects of new University of Wisconsin football coach Gary Andersen’s background is his close relationship with Ohio State coach Urban Meyer. …

    Andersen was the defensive line coach at Utah under Meyer in 2004 when the Utes went 12-0 and earned their first BCS bowl victory, topping Pittsburgh in the Fiesta Bowl. …

    Andersen’s background as a defensive coach and his keen knowledge of Meyer’s offense must have appealed to UW athletic coach Barry Alvarez during the coaching search.

    The State Journal’s Tom Oates adds:

    Andersen didn’t match all of the criteria used by UW athletic director Barry Alvarez during his search, but that doesn’t mean Alvarez failed.

    Just the opposite, in fact. Although he comes from an alternate football universe, Andersen appears to fit many of the requirements Alvarez was looking for in a coach and his track record suggests he has the personality and adaptability to alleviate any concerns about the rest.

    Based on the criteria he outlined two weeks ago and the things he looked for when he hired Bret Bielema seven years ago, Alvarez’s ideal candidate was this: A college head coach with a defensive orientation who understands the culture at UW and in the Big Ten. A coach who will maintain the status quo schematically and is an energetic recruiter who can bring in good kids and maintain a high-quality program.

    On many levels, Andersen fits that description.

    He is a proven success as a head coach, using his ability to recruit, relate to and develop players to author one of the nation’s more remarkable turnarounds at Utah State. The Aggies were 9-38 in the four years before he arrived and are 26-24 in the four years since, including an 11-2 record this year and a No. 18 national ranking.

    His teams are known for being tough-minded and physical, a style that fits the Big Ten. UW fans found that out when Utah State threw a huge scare into the Badgers before dropping a 16-14 decision at Camp Randall Stadium in September.

    And he has a long association with top-notch defenses. He was a key defensive assistant on Utah’s undefeated teams in 2004 and 2008, and his defenses at Utah State have improved dramatically every year he’s been there. This year, the Aggies rank 15th in the nation in total yards. …

    Alvarez is adamant about maintaining UW’s power running game, as he should be. The Badgers’ one natural recruiting advantage is their ability to find huge linemen to run behind. To employ an offense that uses smaller, faster linemen would negate that advantage and could lead to disastrous results (See: Morton, Don).

    Former offensive coordinator Paul Chryst had great success by layering an NFL-style passing attack over UW’s traditional running game. Can Andersen find a way to keep some of his spread concepts and yet utilize UW’s behemoths in a power running game?

    His defensive track record suggests he’s a coach who is willing to adjust his schemes. Andersen coached a 4-3 defense at Utah and, until this season, at Utah State. He switched to a 3-4 this year because that’s what his talent dictated.

    The good news is Utah State featured balance between running and passing. That meant Alvarez didn’t have to sell Andersen on the value of running the ball, only how best to do it given UW’s talent pool.

    The Journal Sentinel’s Dave Heller interviewed three Utah State beat writers — Wade Denniston of the Logan (Utah) Herald Journal, Kevin Graham of KFAN in Salt Lake City, and Tim Olsen of the Cache Valley (Utah) Daily:

    Q. How would you describe him as a coach?

    Denniston: Energetic, passionate, dedicated. He’s definitely a players’ coach and the Badgers should love him. He’ll do things the right way and his teams will be tough-minded and physical. Coach A will definitely put an exciting product on the field. … Gary is a great guy. He was easy to work with. Wisconsin is getting a winner and it’ll be fun to see him and Urban Meyer battle it out now.

    Graham: Everything you want in a head coach – attention to detail, motivator, disciplinarian yet players respect and love playing for him. He’s direct and honest.  What you see is what you get.

    Olsen: Coach Andersen is a very passionate and fiery coach. You can just see the glint in his eye, and when he sets a goal you believe he and his team can reach it. When he first arrived at Utah State, he said the Aggies would be competitive with the top in-state schools (Utah and BYU) and the top teams in the WAC (Boise State at the time). USU has not only competed with Utah and BYU during Andersen’s tenure, but has defeated each school. The Aggies also won the WAC title this season with a 6-0 conference record – USU’s first outright conference title since 1936. …

    Q. What do you remember about Andersen’s reaction to playing at Wisconsin? …

    Denniston: … After the game: “We played at a high level. That defense for Wisconsin wasn’t good, but a great defense. They are very well coached. They play football the right way. I was even more impressed after watching the tape twice yesterday. The kids reacted to the road very well. They handled the situation well. We came up a play short at the end. There’s no way, shape or form one play wins or loses a game like that. If the kick goes in, yeah it’s a game-winning kick, but it didn’t win the game alone. I feel the same way about it not going in. There are a lot of young men that you look at who could have made a game-winning play. That’s my big thing is to tell the team to do your job and worry about yourself.”

    Graham: Outside of the disappointment of barely losing that game he was very impressed with the atmosphere there. I know he was frustrated with the fan support at Utah State. Despite producing a winner they barely got 17,000 fans to attend the games.

    Olsen: One of Andersen’s favorite phrases (other than saying a player is tremendously tremendous) is to say “that is big time Division I football.” That’s exactly how he described the atmosphere at Wisconsin – big time Division I football. It’s no secret that Camp Randall is known as one of the best home venues for college football in the country. Following the game, Andersen said it lived up to its billing.

    Q. Utah State ran a spread, which won’t fly at Wisconsin. I know Andersen is more defensive-minded, but what are his theories on offense?

    Denniston: He loves having a dual-threat quarterback, which is all he’s had at USU. While the Aggies are a spread offense, they are pretty balanced. They like to take shots down the field with their speedy receivers, then grind it out on teams, as well.

    Graham: He implemented the spread based on the personnel he felt he could recruit at Utah State giving the program the best opportunity to be successful. He has a sharp football mind and will adapt to an offense that will best fit his players at Wisconsin.

    Olsen: Andersen is a defensive minded guy, but offensively he will try and match the strengths of his players or team. In 2011, Utah State had a loaded backfield. The Aggies had two running backs in Robert Turbin (Seattle Seahawks) and Michael Smith (Tampa Bay Buccaneers) who were drafted into the NFL. This year’s starter, Kerwynn Williams was also in the mix. That team finished the season at the No. 6 team in the country rushing the football with nearly 283 yards per game on the ground. He will be able to similarly match his offense to his players at Wisconsin.

    Q. What kind of defense does Andersen run? Aggressive? Blitz a lot? Press corners?

    Graham: Andersen prefers an aggressive style of defense. He wants corners with speed and the ability to play man press coverage. He likes to confuse offenses with a variety of looks and pressure packages.

    Olsen: Andersen loves an aggressive style defense where he can blitz a lot and leave his corners out on an island to cover. The Aggies had a game earlier this season where they recorded a school-record 13 sacks against San Jose State. Another great example of Andersen’s defensive style is Utah’s win over Alabama in the Sugar Bowl a few years back. He likes to use speed and different formations to attack and confuse opposing offenses.

    All interesting observations. The points about defense might be worth more attention than what’s been noted about offense. Obviously Wisconsin has emphasized defense under Alvarez and Bielema, but I wouldn’t call the Badger defense especially aggressive. Particularly in Alvarez’s early years, it would have been better described as bend-but-don’t-break — don’t let the offense get behind you, give up yards, but don’t give up points or big plays. They were more aggressive when they had high-quality defensive backs, such as Troy Vincent, Jamar Fletcher and Scott Starks, but for the most part UW played a 4–3 with not much blitzing. And obviously it worked.

    As for the spread, the State Journal’s Jim Polzin reports:

    The lifeblood of UW’s successful program under Alvarez and Bielema, who left for Arkansas earlier this month, has been mammoth offensive linemen — many of them state products — opening holes for a series of talented running backs.

    But some think a form of the spread offense could be successful at UW if that’s the direction Andersen chooses to go.

    “The big road graders are still athletes,” longtime Mequon Homestead coach Dave Keel said. “You think of the best UW linemen, they pull. A good college lineman is a good college lineman, regardless of the offense.

    “The challenging part of the spread is the four wideouts or five guys who can run like the wind and a quarterback who can also run. … It’ll be a challenge to get that right quarterback in there. And if you decide to run your quarterback, you better have two or maybe even three. If he chooses to stay with the spread, he’s going to have to adjust his recruiting just a tad, but not with the linemen.”

    How do you know Keel is right? By looking at how many UW offensive linemen are, or were, NFL offensive linemen. Mark Tauscher played for run-oriented Badger teams and pass-oriented Packer teams, and did just fine.

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  • Presty the DJ for Dec. 21

    December 21, 2012
    Music

    The number one album today in 1968:

    Today in 1969, the Supremes made their last TV appearance together on CBS-TV’s Ed Sullivan Shew, with a somewhat ironic selection:

    Today in 1970, Army veteran Elvis Presley volunteered himself as a soldier in the war on drugs, delivering a letter to the White House. Earlier that day, the head of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration had declined Presley’s request to volunteer, saying that only the president could overrule him.

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  • From snowpocalypse to apocalypse

    December 20, 2012
    Culture, History, weather

    I’m sure you’ll agree this blog requires visual aids:

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    Seeing the National Weather Service use the phrase “Life-threatening impacts” makes one think that exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

    As of Wednesday night, in our corner of southwest Wisconsin 14 to 18 inches of snow were predicted, along with winds of 20 to 30 mph and gusts to 40 mph. That is certainly something one would not choose to drive in, and, yes, if you got stranded in that weather — in, say, snow deep enough to cover the exhaust pipe of your car, or wind chills below zero  that could be potentially life-threatening.

    For the NWS to say that, though, invites people to assume hyperbole, similar to the tornado warnings without actual tornadoes. Last March, we in Wisconsin were on the northern end of a huge storm system that caused a two-day 70-tornado outbreak that killed 40 people farther to the south. What we did get? Several inches of wet, heavy snow. Less than two weeks later, our weather was almost summer-like. That’s Wisconsin for you,  the state where the term “normal weather”  is an oxymoron.

    When you’re young, forecasts of snow lead to one question: Is school called off? (The answer here: Yes.) School was rarely called off in Madison — if I remember correctly, once for a day and a half in 1973, once due to an ice storm in 1976 (the same year as the Madison teachers’ strike, which wiped out two weeks of school), once in 1979 because our middle school had flat roofs of the same kind that caved in at my soon-to-be-alma mater, and once in high school, with a few early closings and late openings added. The cliché was that you’d listen to the radio in the morning and hear every area school district except Madison had closed for the day.

    When I got to Grant County, school seemed to be called off all the time, with the added strange feature of no school, but that night’s sporting event still going on as scheduled. (They don’t do that anymore.) Obviously rural Wisconsin has more roads that take longer for snow to be removed, but the additional reason, a school district administrator told me, was the fear of lawsuits should school go on as scheduled and a school bus crash causes injuries or deaths.

    My mother will tell anyone who asks about the day school was called off right after lunch and she intercepted me walking home in a blizzard. The worst storm I recall, however, wasn’t in Wisconsin; it was on our (attempted) trip to Florida in the middle of, yes, a blizzard. (Some people would take the early morning phone call from their neighbor the meteorologist as a hint to not go. Not us.) Things seemed fine until we got into Illinois and I saw, for the first time in my life, a whiteout — we couldn’t see past the hood of the car. We got to Chicago without hitting anything (despite having to get the car jump-started due to a battery problem unrelated to the weather — hint number two ignored by us), and decided to press on regardless, channeling our Viking ancestors.

    We stopped channeling our Viking ancestors between Portage and Merrillville, Ind., because Interstate 65 in Indiana was worse than Interstate 90 in Illinois. A tractor–trailer materialized in front of us, and we decided where he was going, we were going. And that turned out to be a Phillips 66 truck stop, where we slept on the floor that night. The next day, we got to a hotel … back in Portage, because that morning an Indiana state police officer got on the PA system at the truck stop and announced that anyone who tried to go farther south would be arrested.

    We did get to Florida a day late, where it was about 45 degrees at Disney World. The only reason we got to Disney World at all was that Dad decided to take the  long way around — the Indiana Toll Road to South Bend, and two-lane U.S. 31 to Indianapolis, a long bypass around closed I–65.

    The worst snow I’ve ever driven in was the fault of WFRV-TV (channel 5), where I was making appearances promoting Marketplace Magazine on WFRV’s First News program … at 6:15 a.m. My paranoia about missing my live shot usually meant I was out the door from Ripon around 4:30 a.m., making me a good half-hour early at the studio. One particular day, with a foot of snow predicted (and nearly every school district in WFRV’s viewing area closed for the day), I was out the door at 3:30 a.m., driving through a foot of unplowed snow between Ripon and Oshkosh, followed by weaving on 41 where only one lane at a time was open. Yes, I had my all-wheel-drive Subaru Outback, but an all-wheel-drive station wagon is not a four-wheel-drive pickup truck with a foot of ground clearance.

    The irony is that if the Mayans are right, we don’t have to shovel this snowfall, because, you know, their predicted apocalypse is, depending on whom you believe, today, Friday or Saturday.

    I’ve noted before here my skepticism about end-of-the-world predictions, using as my reference guide Matthew 24:36, Mark 13:32, and Acts 1:7, all of which say, quoting Mark, “But of that day and that hour knows no man, no not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.”

    The song at the beginning is the most obvious (at least for those from the ’80s), but not only apocalyptic-themed song; Ultimate Classic Rock suggests others:

    In case the Mayans are wrong, A Brief History of the Apocalypse helpfully lists the next predicted ends of days, including the pope that follows Benedict XVI, 2017, 2020, 4,500,000,  etc. (I particularly like Nov. 13, 2026, the day the Earth’s population will reach infinity, according to a 1960 Science magazine prediction.)

    Reform your lives; the end is near … someday.

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The thoughts of a journalist/libertarian–conservative/Christian husband, father, Eagle Scout and aficionado of obscure rock music. Thoughts herein are only the author’s and not necessarily the opinions of his family, friends, neighbors, church members or past, present or future employers.

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    • About, or, Who is this man?
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    • Adventures in ruralu0026nbsp;inkBack in June 2009, I was driving somewhere through a rural area. And for some reason, I had a flashback to two experiences in my career about that time of year many years ago. In 1988, eight days after graduating from the University of Wisconsin, I started work at the Grant County Herald Independent in Lancaster as a — well, the — reporter. Four years after that, on my 27th birthday, I purchased, with a business partner, the Tri-County Press in Cuba City, my first business venture. Both were experiences about which Wisconsin author Michael Perry might write. I thought about all this after reading a novel, The Deadline, written by a former newspaper editor and publisher. (Now who would write a novel about a weekly newspaper?) As a former newspaper owner, I picked at some of it — why finance a newspaper purchase through the bank if the seller is willing to finance it? Because the mean bank lender is a plot point! — and it is much more interesting than reality, but it is very well written, with a nicely twisting plot, and quite entertaining, again more so than reality. There is something about that first job out of college that makes you remember it perhaps more…
    • Adventures in radioI’ve been in the full-time work world half my life. For that same amount of time I’ve been broadcasting sports as a side interest, something I had wanted to since I started listening to games on radio and watching on TV, and then actually attending games. If you ask someone who’s worked in radio for some time about the late ’70s TV series “WKRP in Cincinnati,” most of them will tell you that, if anything, the series understated how wacky working in radio can be. Perhaps the funniest episode in the history of TV is the “WKRP” episode, based on a true story, about the fictional radio station’s Thanksgiving promotion — throwing live turkeys out of a helicopter under the mistaken belief that, in the words of WKRP owner Arthur Carlson, “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0] I’ve never been involved in anything like that. I have announced games from the roofs of press boxes (once on a nice day, and once in 50-mph winds), from a Mississippi River bluff (more on that later), and from the front row of the second balcony of the University of Wisconsin Fieldhouse (great view, but not a place to go if…
    • “Good morning/afternoon/evening, ________ fans …”
    • My biggest storyEarlier this week, while looking for something else, I came upon some of my own work. (I’m going to write a blog someday called “Things I Found While Looking for Something Else.” This is not that blog.) The Grant County Sheriff’s Department, in the county where I used to live, has a tribute page to the two officers in county history who died in the line of duty. One is William Loud, a deputy marshal in Cassville, shot to death by two bank robbers in 1912. The other is Tom Reuter, a Grant County deputy sheriff who was shot to death at the end of his 4 p.m.-to-midnight shift March 18, 1990. Gregory Coulthard, then a 19-year-old farmhand, was convicted of first-degree intentional homicide and is serving a life sentence, with his first eligibility for parole on March 18, 2015, just 3½ years from now. I’ve written a lot over the years. I think this, from my first two years in the full-time journalism world, will go down as the story I remember the most. For journalists, big stories contain a paradox, which was pointed out in CBS-TV’s interview of Andy Rooney on his last “60 Minutes” Sunday. Morley Safer said something along the line…
  • Food and drink
    • The Roesch/Prestegard familyu0026nbsp;cookbookFrom the family cookbook(s) All the families I’m associated with love to eat, so it’s a good thing we enjoy cooking. The first out-of-my-house food memory I have is of my grandmother’s cooking for Christmas or other family occasions. According to my mother, my grandmother had a baked beans recipe that she would make for my mother. Unfortunately, the recipe seems to have  disappeared. Also unfortunately, my early days as a picky, though voluminous, eater meant I missed a lot of those recipes made from such wholesome ingredients as lard and meat fat. I particularly remember a couple of meals that involve my family. The day of Super Bowl XXXI, my parents, my brother, my aunt and uncle and a group of their friends got together to share lots of food and cheer on the Packers to their first NFL title in 29 years. (After which Jannan and I drove to Lambeau Field in the snow,  but that’s another story.) Then, on Dec. 31, 1999, my parents, my brother, my aunt and uncle and Jannan and I (along with Michael in utero) had a one-course-per-hour meal to appropriately end years beginning with the number 1. Unfortunately I can’t remember what we…
    • SkålI was the editor of Marketplace Magazine for 10 years. If I had to point to one thing that demonstrates improved quality of life since I came to Northeast Wisconsin in 1994, it would be … … the growth of breweries and  wineries in Northeast Wisconsin. The former of those two facts makes sense, given our heritage as a brewing state. The latter is less self-evident, since no one thinks of Wisconsin as having a good grape-growing climate. Some snobs claim that apple or cherry wines aren’t really wines at all. But one of the great facets of free enterprise is the opportunity to make your own choice of what food and drink to drink. (At least for now, though some wish to restrict our food and drink choices.) Wisconsin’s historically predominant ethnic group (and our family’s) is German. Our German ancestors did unfortunately bring large government and high taxes with them, but they also brought beer. Europeans brought wine with them, since they came from countries with poor-quality drinking water. Within 50 years of a wave of mid-19th-century German immigration, brewing had become the fifth largest industry in the U.S., according to Maureen Ogle, author of Ambitious Brew: The Story of American Beer. Beer and wine have…
  • Wheels
    • America’s sports carMy birthday in June dawned without a Chevrolet Corvette in front of my house. (The Corvette at the top of the page was featured at the 2007 Greater Milwaukee Auto Show. The copilot is my oldest son, Michael.) Which isn’t surprising. I have three young children, and I have a house with a one-car garage. (Then again, this would be more practical, though a blatant pluck-your-eyes-out violation of the Corvette ethos. Of course, so was this.) The reality is that I’m likely to be able to own a Corvette only if I get a visit from the Corvette Fairy, whose office is next door to the Easter Bunny. (I hope this isn’t foreshadowing: When I interviewed Dave Richter of Valley Corvette for a car enthusiast story in the late great Marketplace Magazine, he said that the most popular Corvette in most fans’ minds was a Corvette built during their days in high school. This would be a problem for me in that I graduated from high school in 1983, when no Corvette was built.) The Corvette is one of those cars whose existence may be difficult to understand within General Motors Corp. The Corvette is what is known as a “halo car,” a car that drives people into showrooms, even if…
    • Barges on fouru0026nbsp;wheelsI originally wrote this in September 2008.  At the Fox Cities Business Expo Tuesday, a Smart car was displayed at the United Way Fox Cities booth. I reported that I once owned a car into which trunk, I believe, the Smart could be placed, with the trunk lid shut. This is said car — a 1975 Chevrolet Caprice coupe (ours was dark red), whose doors are, I believe, longer than the entire Smart. The Caprice, built down Interstate 90 from us Madisonians in Janesville (a neighbor of ours who worked at the plant probably helped put it together) was the flagship of Chevy’s full-size fleet (which included the stripper Bel Air and middle-of-the-road Impala), featuring popular-for-the-time vinyl roofs, better sound insulation, an upgraded cloth interior, rear fender skirts and fancy Caprice badges. The Caprice was 18 feet 1 inch long and weighed 4,300 pounds. For comparison: The midsize Chevrolet of the ear was the Malibu, which was the same approximate size as the Caprice after its 1977 downsizing. The compact Chevrolet of the era was the Nova, which was 200 inches long — four inches longer than a current Cadillac STS. Wikipedia’s entry on the Caprice has this amusing sentence: “As fuel economy became a bigger priority among Americans…
    • Behind the wheel
    • Collecting only dust or rust
    • Coooooooooooupe!
    • Corvettes on the screen
    • The garage of misfit cars
    • 100 years (and one day) of our Chevrolets
    • They built Excitement, sort of, once in a while
    • A wagon by any otheru0026nbsp;nameFirst written in 2008. You will see more don’t-call-them-station-wagons as you drive today. Readers around my age have probably had some experience with a vehicle increasingly rare on the road — the station wagon. If you were a Boy Scout or Girl Scout, or were a member of some kind of youth athletic team, or had a large dog, or had relatives approximately your age, or had friends who needed to be transported somewhere, or had parents who occasionally had to haul (either in the back or in a trailer) more than what could be fit inside a car trunk, you (or, actually, your parents) were the target demographic for the station wagon. “Station wagons came to be like covered wagons — so much family activity happened in those cars,” said Tim Cleary, president of the American Station Wagon Owners Association, in Country Living magazine. Wagons “were used for everything from daily runs to the grocery store to long summer driving trips, and while many men and women might have wanted a fancier or sportier car, a station wagon was something they knew they needed for the family.” The “station wagon” originally was a vehicle with a covered seating area to take people between train stations…
    • Wheels on theu0026nbsp;screenBetween my former and current blogs, I wrote a lot about automobiles and TV and movies. Think of this post as killing two birds (Thunderbirds? Firebirds? Skylarks?) with one stone. Most movies and TV series view cars the same way most people view cars — as A-to-B transportation. (That’s not counting the movies or series where the car is the plot, like the haunted “Christine” or “Knight Rider” or the “Back to the Future” movies.) The philosophy here, of course, is that cars are not merely A-to-B transportation. Which disqualifies most police shows from what you’re about to read, even though I’ve watched more police video than anything else, because police cars are plain Jane vehicles. The highlight in a sense is in the beginning: The car chase in my favorite movie, “Bullitt,” featuring Steve McQueen’s 1968 Ford Mustang against the bad guys’ 1968 Dodge Charger: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMc2RdFuOxIu0026amp;fmt=18] One year before that (but I didn’t see this until we got Telemundo on cable a couple of years ago) was a movie called “Operación 67,” featuring (I kid you not) a masked professional wrestler, his unmasked sidekick, and some sort of secret agent plot. (Since I don’t know Spanish and it’s not…
    • While riding in my Cadillac …
  • Entertainments
    • Brass rocksThose who read my former blog last year at this time, or have read this blog over the past months, know that I am a big fan of the rock group Chicago. (Back when they were a rock group and not a singer of sappy ballads, that is.) Since rock music began from elements of country music, jazz and the blues, brass rock would seem a natural subgenre of rock music. A lot of ’50s musical acts had saxophone players, and some played with full orchestras … [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CPS-WuUKUE] … but it wasn’t until the more-or-less simultaneous appearances of Chicago and Blood Sweat u0026amp; Tears on the musical scene (both groups formed in 1967, both had their first charting singles in 1969, and they had the same producer) that the usual guitar/bass/keyboard/drum grouping was augmented by one or more trumpets, a sax player and a trombone player. While Chicago is my favorite group (but you knew that already), the first brass rock song I remember hearing was BSu0026amp;T’s “Spinning Wheel” — not in its original form, but on “Sesame Street,” accompanied by, yes, a giant spinning wheel. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi9sLkyhhlE] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxWSOuNsN20] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9U34uPjz-g] I remember liking Chicago’s “Just You ‘n Me” when it was released as a single, and…
    • Drive and Eat au0026nbsp;RockThe first UW home football game of each season also is the opener for the University of Wisconsin Marching Band, the world’s finest college marching band. (How the UW Band has not gotten the Sudler Trophy, which is to honor the country’s premier college marching bands, is beyond my comprehension.) I know this because I am an alumnus of the UW Band. I played five years (in the last rank of the band, Rank 25, motto: “Where Men Are Tall and Run-On Is Short”), marching in 39 football games at Camp Randall Stadium, the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis, Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Memorial Stadium at the University of Illinois (worst artificial turf I had ever seen), the University of Nevada–Las Vegas’ Sam Boyd Silver Bowl, the former Dyche Stadium at Northwestern University, five high school fields and, in my one bowl game, Legion Field in Birmingham, Ala., site of the 1984 Hall of Fame Bowl. The UW Band was, without question, the most memorable experience of my college days, and one of the most meaningful experiences of my lifetime. It was the most physical experience of my lifetime, to be sure. Fifteen minutes into my first Registration…
    • Keep on rockin’ in the freeu0026nbsp;worldOne of my first ambitions in communications was to be a radio disc jockey, and to possibly reach the level of the greats I used to listen to from WLS radio in Chicago, which used to be one of the great 50,000-watt AM rock stations of the country, back when they still existed. (Those who are aficionados of that time in music and radio history enjoyed a trip to that wayback machine when WLS a Memorial Day Big 89 Rewind, excerpts of which can be found on their Web site.) My vision was to be WLS’ afternoon DJ, playing the best in rock music between 2 and 6, which meant I wouldn’t have to get up before the crack of dawn to do the morning show, yet have my nights free to do whatever glamorous things big-city DJs did. Then I learned about the realities of radio — low pay, long hours, zero job security — and though I have dabbled in radio sports, I’ve pretty much cured myself of the idea of working in radio, even if, to quote WAPL’s Len Nelson, “You come to work every day just like everybody else does, but we’re playing rock ’n’ roll songs, we’re cuttin’ up.…
    • Monday on the flight line, not Saturday in the park
    • Music to drive by
    • The rock ofu0026nbsp;WisconsinWikipedia begins its item “Music of Wisconsin” thusly: Wisconsin was settled largely by European immigrants in the late 19th century. This immigration led to the popularization of galops, schottisches, waltzes, and, especially, polkas. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl7wCczgNUc] So when I first sought to write a blog piece about rock musicians from Wisconsin, that seemed like a forlorn venture. Turned out it wasn’t, because when I first wrote about rock musicians from Wisconsin, so many of them that I hadn’t mentioned came up in the first few days that I had to write a second blog entry fixing the omissions of the first. This list is about rock music, so it will not include, for instance, Milwaukee native and Ripon College graduate Al Jarreau, who in addition to having recorded a boatload of music for the jazz and adult contemporary/easy listening fan, also recorded the theme music for the ’80s TV series “Moonlighting.” Nor will it include Milwaukee native Eric Benet, who was for a while known more for his former wife, Halle Berry, than for his music, which includes four number one singles on the Ru0026amp;B charts, “Spend My Life with You” with Tamia, “Hurricane,” “Pretty Baby” and “You’re the Only One.” Nor will it include Wisconsin’s sizable contributions to big…
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    • “Super Steve, Man of Action!”
    • Too much TV
    • The worst music of allu0026nbsp;timeThe rock group Jefferson Airplane titled its first greatest-hits compilation “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane.” Rolling Stone magazine was not being ironic when it polled its readers to decide the 10 worst songs of the 1990s. I’m not sure I agree with all of Rolling Stone’s list, but that shouldn’t be surprising; such lists are meant for debate, after all. To determine the “worst,” songs appropriate for the “Vinyl from Hell” segment that used to be on a Madison FM rock station, requires some criteria, which does not include mere overexposure (for instance, “Macarena,” the video of which I find amusing since it looks like two bankers are singing it). Before we go on: Blog posts like this one require multimedia, so if you find a song you hate on this blog, I apologize. These are also songs that I almost never listen to because my sound system has a zero-tolerance policy — if I’m listening to the radio or a CD and I hear a song I don’t like, it’s, to quote Bad Company, gone gone gone. My blonde wife won’t be happy to read that one of her favorite ’90s songs, 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s Up,” starts the list. (However,…
    • “You have the right to remain silent …”
  • Madison
    • Blasts from the Madison media past
    • Blasts from my Madison past
    • Blasts from our Madison past
    • What’s the matter with Madison?
    • Wisconsin – Madison = ?
  • Sports
    • Athletic aesthetics, or “cardinal” vs. “Big Red”
    • Choose your own announcer
    • La Follette state 1982 (u0022It was 30 years ago todayu0022)
    • The North Dakota–Wisconsin Hockey Fight of 1982
    • Packers vs. Brewers
  • Hall of Fame
    • The case(s) against teacher unions
    • The Class of 1983
    • A hairy subject, or face the face
    • It’s worse than you think
    • It’s worse than you think, 2010–11 edition
    • My favorite interview subject of all time
    • Oh look! Rural people!
    • Prestegard for president!
    • Unions vs. the facts, or Hiding in plain sight
    • When rhetoric goes too far
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