When we were here one week ago, we were learning all the places that a Steve can be found in entertainment, including the Steve trinity in the movie “The Tao of Steve” — Steve McGarrett, Steve Austin and Steve McQueen.
For some reason, “Man of Action” makes me think of a TV series that had no Steves in it …
… although to have an action series (which, as you know, comprises the majority of my lifetime non-sports TV viewing) requires the appropriate theme music, from one of the masters of action TV themes:
“Man of Action” implies an infinite number of required skills to be able to contribute to wherever or whatever the action is. (Happily, all the required skills and clichés can be found here.) That implies a present or past military career, particularly in covert operations — an Army Green Beret, a Navy SEAL, some armed service’s intelligence branch, etc.
Our hero should also be able to subdue antagonists in more traditional fashion:
To demonstrate intellect, our hero, like Thomas Magnum and both McGarretts, should have a service academy background. (Shockingly, “Magnum P.I.” never had a character named Steve in it.) Magnum was a Naval Academy graduate and, as we found out in an early episode, a quarterback while at Navy. (Think Roger Staubach, who won the Heisman Trophy at Navy, served five years in the Navy, and then played for the Cowboys for 10 seasons.)
But an all-around action hero can’t be a musclebound Terminator-type. In track and field, the winner of the Olympic decathlon is considered the best athlete in the world. So think of Bruce Jenner in his heyday, minus the 1976 long hair and bizarre stepfamily.
One thing a Man of Action must be able to do is be able to drive or fly anything. That means our hero must come from the aviation wing of his armed service. Our Man of Action has to have cool wheels, in keeping with my formula that cool theme music + cool wheels = something I’d watch. I would suggest a Corvette and a four-wheel-drive pickup or SUV, but choose for yourself.
“Man of Action” also implies someone who can be comfortable in numerous environments — someone who can use his mind or his body equally well to defeat the evil du jour. That suggests James Bond …
… or another James who hasn’t been born yet:
Both Bond and Kirk fit for their capabilities in another area of “action” …
But, in order to keep viewer interest, Man of Action can’t be tied down to anyone. (Which gives the producers the ability to cast the Babe of the Week.) A dog and/or cat would humanize him, though.
The “Magnum P.I.” template has obvious upsides here. Man of Action would be able to investigate (the P.I. side) and then do something about them (the military background) without being constrained by, you know, laws.
(I did not watch, and therefore haven’t mentioned, “MacGyver” or “Knight Rider” because the former sounds like a liberal’s idea of a hero — no guns — and because talking cars are something to avoid.)
But P.I.s have been overdone to the point of charring. It’s time an underappreciated — more like unappreciated — action type become an action hero: the journalist. (I’ll pause until you can control your laughter.)
One of the characters in my favorite newspaper movie, “Deadline USA,” says, “A journalist makes himself the hero of the story. A reporter is only a witness.” Since Man of Action needs to make himself the hero of the story, Man of Action can be a journalist, and in this e-era, the medium doesn’t matter since everything’s multimedia anyway.
There have been two journalist/superheroes — Daily Sentinel publisher Brit Reid and Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. This piece is about an action hero, not a superhero, but clearly the fiction world has been remiss in casting as an action hero someone who doesn’t fit the stereotype of journalists as, well, Oscar Madison. (Is that a reporter’s notebook or a pistol in his jacket? Good question. Too late, the bad guy discovers that Man of Action isn’t holding a Nikon D7000 camera; it’s a rocket launcher. Imagine a journalist who starts an interview and then ends it by shooting or otherwise permanently subduing the interviewee.)
You might look at these previous paragraphs and conclude that we’ve come up with Mr. Perfect, and therefore not a very sympathetic character. Two things are necessary to save our hero from hubris — first, the writing of the show, because that’s what makes people watch a TV series, and second, that don’t-take-yourself-too-seriously personality that was part of the most iconic action TV characters, such as Bret Maverick, Jim Rockford, and Thomas Magnum (whose character was once described thusly: “Women liked his looks and men didn’t feel threatened because he seemed like the kind of guy you’d love to have a beer with”).
It should go without saying that our hero’s writers must make him speak well — clever and witty, yet stone dead serious or menacing when necessary. That’s where someone like the late great Stephen J. Cannell is necessary. (How did I forget him in my paean to Steves last week?) Steven Bochco, creator of “Hill Street Blues,” “L.A. Law” and “NYPD Blue,” might help. (Missed him too last week.)
Another important facet is Man of Action’s boss, foil, assistant, inside contact or similar role, like Bond’s M, Rockford’s father or police Sgt. Dennis Becker, Magnum’s Jonathan Quayle Higgins III, or Mr. Finch in “Person of Interest,” or Noah Bain, the title character’s supervisor in “It Takes a Thief.” It has to be a subordinate character, since this is “Man of Action,” not “Men of Action.” (Unless, like “Kresky,” a main character gets added later.) He might need more than one, in fact — a military/government boss type, a police insider, his ostensible journalism outlet supervisor, and so on.
This would, of course, be the original-programming centerpiece of Steve TV. Would anyone watch?
Lombardi Avenue explains why firing defensive coordinator Dom Capers is not the Packers’ answer:
As always, the numbers do not lie. The defense finished eleventh in points allowed, a feat made all the more impressive by the fact the Packers play in the league’s highest scoring division. Even more telling, Green Bay finished eighth overall in Football Outsiders’ weighted defensive rankings. Now, consider the fact that the 2012 Green Bay defense lost Clay Matthews, Charles Woodson, Sam Shields, D.J. Smith, Nick Perry, C.J. Wilson, and Mike Neal for multiple games this season. This meant consider playing time for many rookies such as Casey Hayward, Dezman Moses, Jerel Worthy and Mike Daniels. To perform at the level Green Bay did with so many injuries and shifting lineups is a credit to the coaching staff, and we haven’t even gotten into Desmond Bishop and the “bad tackling.”
The perception that the Packers were a bad tackling team this year is perhaps the most frustrating. It was a constant theme during the three games against the Minnesota Vikings and their all-everything running back Adrian Peterson. It’s the calling card of just about every armchair general manager who wants to see Capers ousted.
Well, here’s the reality: the Packers had the third fewest missed tackles in the NFL this year. That’s top three in the league, ladies and gentlemen. If the Packers weren’t a good tackling team this year, then nobody was.
You’ve read suggestions that the Packers should replace Capers with former Bears coach Lovie Smith.
Prior to his hiring by the St. Louis Rams, many were calling for Rob Ryan. Why? The only explanation I can conjure is he coaches a 3-4 and he’s not Dom Capers. Any cursory analysis of Ryan’s defensive record should quickly dismiss him as a reasonable candidate. He’s been a defensive coordinator every year from 2004 through 2012. In that time, he’s never finished with a top 10 defense in points allowed. Worse still, he’s finished in the bottom half seven times. Most of these teams had very capable defensive talent, especially these last few years with the Dallas Cowboys. Ryan is just not a good coach, and certainly not someone worthy of replacing Capers.
Yet, the far more egregious replacement suggestion is Lovie Smith. Now, Smith is one of the better defensive minds in the league. He’s run strong defenses during his time in Chicago and St. Louis and will be a good hire for someone. That doesn’t change the fact he’s a terrible schematic fit for the Packers. Smith runs a cover-2 base 4-3 defense. This defense demands pressure primarily from the four man rushes with the middle and weakside linebacker have the freedom to play in space.Even though Green Bay has a fair amount of talent on the defensive side of the ball, that talent does not fit into Smith’s defense. Specifically, the cover-2 has no position for the Packers’ best defensive players, B.J. Raji and Clay Matthews. …
If Smith were to be hired, Clay Matthews would essentially become Aaron Kampman the sequel. For those who have forgotten, Kampman was the Packers’ best pass rusher back when they featured a 4-3 base defense. In the four years prior to the Packers’ switch to a 3-4, Kampman averaged just under 11 sacks a season. In all the years combined since the switch, Kampman has only acquired 7.5 sacks. If the Packers don’t want to repeat history, they’ll steer clear of Lovie Smith and a switch back to a 4-3.
Moreover: You know why Smith’s defenses played so well? Because defensive players and one running back have been the only competent Bears draft picks for more than a decade. Any competent coach would finish near the top of the NFL defensive rankings with linebackers Brian Urlacher (in his prime) and Lance Briggs. Meanwhile, the Bears’ offensive line is a disaster, the team hasn’t developed a competent quarterback since Jim McMahon, and the worst Packer wide receiver you could find over the past 20 years would have been the number one Bears receiver before they traded for Brandon Marshall. Capers has one more Super Bowl ring than Smith, and Smith had one more opportunity for a ring (Super Bowl XXXVI as the Rams’ defensive coordinator) than Capers.
I’ve pointed out more than once that the regular season and the postseason are different seasons. Capers and the Packers deserve criticism for how they played in the NFC playoff loss to San Francisco, but it wasn’t just the defense, in the same way it wasn’t just the defense in last year’s playoff lost to the New York Giants. I said before the 49ers game that the Packers needed to make quarterback Colin Kaepernick throw, not run. Notice that the Falcons made Kaepernick at least hand off; he ran with the ball once Sunday.
The Packers hired Capers and switched to a 3–4 in 2009. The first half of that season, the Packer defense made the much-maligned 2011 defense look like the 1985 Bears in comparison. Changing defenses would accomplish the same thing — that is, nothing good.
Or, put another way, 27 cents per day. That’s as opposed to what preceded Gov. Scott Walker and the Republican-controlled Legislature:
But, as painful as this might be, let’s put this in context. Even a cut of that magnitude would not even come close to undoing all of the damage wrought by Jim Doyle’s last budget binge, when the Democrat loaded the state’s economy with $2.2 billion in new taxes.
That included a $311 million income tax hike through the creation of a “very high earner income tax bracket,” a new 7.75% top rate that jacked up taxes by 15% on income over $232,660 for singles and $310,000 for married couples. (BTW: the top tax rate in the tax hell of Illinois is…. 5%). As Republicans repeatedly reminded us during the last campaign, this is the tax rate paid by many small businesses, the folks who Walker is counting on to create new jobs.
Early reports suggest that Walker and the GOP will leave that Doyle increase intact, cutting only taxes below $200,000.(This will also result in lower tax bills for high earners, but won’t affect the marginal tax rate they pay.)
It’s unclear whether he intends to repeal or roll back any of the other Doyle taxes, including “combined reporting,” which raised business taxes by $187 million (the tax was tweaked but not repealed in the first budget), or the “Hospital Assessment,” which dropped a $650 million bomb on medical costs.
And people wonder why job creation lags in this state. Job creation lags in this state because Walker and the Legislature haven’t undone the malignant damage Doyle and Democrats did to this state. The business climate in this state continues to trail most states because the state continues to be overtaxed, overregulated, and overgoverned, and that has not changed nearly enough during the Walker administration.
Wisconsin has the fourth highest state and local taxes in the U.S. Wisconsin’s business tax climate is ranked 43rd among the states. An income tax cut amounting to 27 cents per day isn’t going to change Wisconsin’s horrible tax ratings.
This minimal tax cut nonetheless earns The Capital Times‘ pejorative label of “political [and] irresponsible.” (You should be shocked — shocked! — to find that politics is going on in the state Capitol.)
To that, Dave Blaska — apparently one of the few people who worked at The Capital Times who actually had a functioning brain — replies:
Now for some facts, however inconvenient: Gov. Walker and the Republican Legislature inherited a $3.6 billion structural deficit from Jim Doyle and erased it. Yes, they balanced the budget without raising taxes. They put in place tools for local governments to better control their expenses (see: Act 10). And they managed to replenish the state’s rainy day fund, although it was never “plenished” in the first place.
All of which is very agitating to the anti-Capitalist Times.
Allowing the people a break on their taxes in this slow/no-growth economy is condemned as “political.” That is another way of saying that it is popular. (The word itself is derived from the root for “people.”) …
Can’t we be honest, Capital Timers? What you really want is MORE government spending. You want more government spending because you believe that government knows better how to spend that income. In a state that must balance its budget by law, that requires MORE taxation. That is why you are opposed to a tax break for the middle class.
Sykes adds:
There are undoubtedly good reasons — some political, some fiscal — for not pushing a bolder tax cut. One administration insider tells me: “Eliminating combined reporting and/or the top tax bracket as an example are too easy to demagogue, especially when cutting tax rates at the lower brackets has the effect of reducing everyone’s taxes.”
The administration insider needs to observe which party controls the Legislature. Wisconsin Democrats would demagogue a proclamation about motherhood if Republicans created it. Who cares? The Democrats’ favorite president signed off on the end of Social Security tax cuts that dwarf a 27-cent-per-day state tax cut.
The Legislature needs to enact, to be bold, the largest tax cut in this state’s history, whatever level that is, followed by permanent (as in constitutional) changes to prevent the next Democratic majority from raising taxes. And if that takes substantial cutting of Govzilla, so much the better.
Political trends come and go in response to events. Gun control was the rage during the Clinton administration, but over the past decade or so it became an obsolete cause. After the horrific crimes in Newtown and Aurora, though, it’s staging a comeback.
One thing hasn’t changed: The agenda includes mostly measures that will have little or no effect on the problems they are supposed to address. They are Potemkin remedies — presentable facades with empty space behind them. …
In the category of “useless” is the ban on “assault weapons,” which has been tried before with no evident effect. The administration is fond of demonizing a style of firearm that the gun industry likes to glamorize.
What they are talking about, though, are ordinary rifles tricked out and blinged up to resemble something else: military arms designed for the battlefield. The “weapons of war” Obama wants to ban do nothing that other, legal weapons won’t do just as quickly and just as destructively.
Most criminals have no need of them. In 2011, reports The New York Times, 6,220 people were killed with handguns — compared to 323 by rifles of any kind, including “assault weapons.”
In the “probably useless” realm is a ban on ammunition magazines holding more than 10 rounds, which was part of the 1994 assault weapons ban. A mass shooter can overcome the restriction by carrying multiple magazines or multiple guns — as many of them do anyway. The notion that an attacker can be subdued when he stops to reload works better in movies than in real life, where it is virtually unknown. …
In the category of “possibly helpful” is a new rule requiring private gun sales to include a federal background check — as purchases from licensed dealers already do. That change, which would cover some 40 percent of all gun transactions, holds the potential of preventing convicted felons from getting guns by stopping them at the point of sale.
But don’t expect too much. Supporters point to research indicating that 80 percent of criminals bought their guns privately. But as a rule, the people who sell guns to criminals are criminals, who do not make a fetish of complying with federal regulations. Most if not all of this commerce will continue.
The chief effect will be on law-abiding people who are accustomed to buying guns from friends and fellow enthusiasts. Maybe the added cost and trouble will pay off by disarming some career crooks and homicidal maniacs.
But maybe not. Among those who would not have been impeded are Adam Lanza, James Holmes and Jared Loughner, whose weapons were bought from licensed dealers.
Same with Wade Michael Page, who killed six people at a Sikh temple near Milwaukee. Jacob Tyler Roberts, who killed two people on a spree in an Oregon shopping mall, wouldn’t have been affected, since he got his gun by stealing it.
The mistakes Obama is making are familiar ones: exploiting misconceptions about guns, exaggerating the value of symbolic actions and presuming that new laws will foil incorrigible lawbreakers. The assault weapons ban was irrelevant to fighting crime before, which is no reason it can’t be irrelevant again.
The number one British single today in 1958 was the first in British chart history to start at the top:
Today in 1969, New Jersey authorities told record stores they would be charged with pornography if they sold the John Lennon and Yoko Ono album “Two Virgins,” whose cover showed all you could possibly see of John and Yoko.
The number one album today in 1976 was Bob Dylan’s “Desire”:
On Friday afternoon came the news that the U.S. Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals reversed a federal judge and declared the Act 10 public-employee collective bargaining reforms were constitutional.
That probably ends any hope of a federal case against Act 10. It may be appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court, but it seems unlikely that the court would even agree to take it up. It is, after all, an issue of policy, and while there is a constitutional right to belonging to a union, there is no constitutional right to collective bargaining.
Among other things, the unions argued Gov. Scott Walker and GOP lawmakers created two classes of employees in exempting some public safety workers from the changes. They also argued Walker specifically exempted some public safety unions because they had backed him politically in the 2010 guv race.
But the appeals court rejected those arguments, writing the state was free to impose the collective bargaining limits on state employees and had a rational reason for exempting some public workers from the changes.
The court took note of the reaction to the introduction of the legislation, including the thousands that descended on the Capitol to protest and some public employees who called in sick to join in, as an example of why the state had a rational reason for exempting some public safety workers.
“Distinguishing between public safety unions and general employee unions may have been a poor choice, but it is not unconstitutional,” the court wrote.
The unions argued that Mr. Walker’s limits on collective bargaining, the requirements that a union be recertified each year by a majority of its members and the elimination of the payroll deduction of dues were illegal because they exempted cops and firefighters. Supposedly this amounts to discrimination by creating two categories of public employees. They also argued that the payroll deduction clause violates the First Amendment.
Ponder that claim for a moment: Wisconsin’s failure to automatically subtract union duties from paychecks endangers free speech because it requires organized labor to persuade its own members that its activities are valuable enough to contribute to voluntarily. Normally such moonshot claims would get tossed out of court, but the unions found two credulous lower court judges who invalidated parts of the law.
The Equal Protection claims were first to go. The Seventh Circuit held that it was rational to fear a retaliatory strike from police and firemen that could endanger public safety, and thus the two-tier system protects a legitimate state interest.
As for the First Amendment, the court ruled that Wisconsin has no obligation to help unions fund political or other spending, in accord with a slew of Supreme Court and appeals court precedents. “The Bill of Rights enshrines negative liberties,” wrote Judge Joel Flaum in the 74-page decision. “It directs what government may not do to its citizens, rather than what it must do for them.”
Automatic payroll deductions aren’t a right but a subsidy for political speech—a special privilege created by the government, not the permanent monopoly entitlement that government unions imagine.
The same goes for public-employee unions, and Judge Flaum notes that to protect another legitimate state interest—affordable government and “a rational belief that public sector unions are too costly for the state”—one alternative to the Walker reforms “would appear to be the outright elimination of all general employee unions.” Hmmm. For now, Mr. Walker and Wisconsin taxpayers can savor one more vindication.
Wisconsin Democrats declared the reforms were divisive. As if anything Walker’s predecessor did — say, increasing state income taxes — wasn’t divisive. In case you haven’t noticed, politics is divisive, at any level. Anything that requires a yes–no vote is divisive. If the number one criterion of responsible politics was not being divisive, elective bodies would do nothing beyond approving the minutes and passing resolutions for Wisconsin ________ Day.
Our first item comes from the Stupid Laws File: Today in 1956, Ohio youths younger than 18 were banned from dancing in public unless accompanied by an adult, the result of enforcing a law that dated back to 1931.
The number one single today in 1965:
The number one British single today in 1971 was the first number one by a singer from his previous group:
Today in 1977, Patti Smith broke a vertebra after falling off the stage at her concert in Tampa, Fla.