And then, to my amazement, I found it. Hypebeast introduces:
Upgraded from its 2019 model, Rezvani has now created the world’s most powerful production SUV with the 2020 Rezvani Tank.
The SUV — which the company calls an “Extreme Utility Vehicle” — is now powered by a Dodge Demon 6.2L supercharged V8 engine, capable of producing 1,000 horsepower, along with 870 pound-feet of torque. With special FOX suspension, 16-inch 8-piston caliper brakes, and T6061 aircraft-grade aluminium design wheels, the on-demand four-wheel-drive vehicle excels in the off-road arena.
Rezvani’s military-inspired SUV also comes equipped with an array of mil-spec tech, including full ballistic armor, electromagnetic pulse protection, and thermal night vision. The top of the windshield is equipped with high intensity LEDs capable of turning night into day. As for the interior, Rezvani has kitted out the SUV with white leather panelling and seats that can be heated or cooled, a 7.9-inch central infotainment screen, and a Focal sound system.
Prices start at $155,000 USD for the 2020 Rezvani Tank, and orders are already being taken. Head over to the brand’s site to learn more now.
Or go to YouTube:
Choice of engines from standard V-6 (from Chrysler, 3.6 liters and 285 horsepower) to 1,000-horsepower V-8, plus a six-cylinder diesel option. And — be still my beating heart — a choice of an eight-speed automatic or a six-speed manual transmission.
This is not necessarily the largest vehicle out there; it’s about the same size as the largest Jeep Wrangler, a few inches shorter than a Jeep Grand Cherokee, and a full foot shorter than a Honda Pilot. (More on that later.)
It seems a bit analogous to the Carbon Motors police car, which was supposed to revolutionize police vehicles as a purpose-built squad car, with BMW diesel engine, built-in emergency lights and radio, and other features. In part because of the bad timing of the Great Recession, only one of what was inevitably called the “RoboCop” car was built.
The Carbon prototype sold at auction for $74,000 in 2014.
Rezvani has managed to build more than one. Rezvani also has managed to generate positive PR from reviews, including:
TopGear: “The face may be aggressive, but it masks a vehicle that’s deeply likeable. The Rezvani Tank is ready for nuclear war.”
The Driver: “You could rule the roads like the evil genius that you’ve always wanted to be.”
Motor1: “For what you pay the Rezvani Tank offers a lot. It looks good, it’s powerful and with optional features you can’t get on any other SUV.”
Univision: “Rezvani ofrece el 4 x 4 más radical que merece una gran película de acción.” I mean, “Rezvani offers the most radical 4 x 4 deserving of a major action film.”
This screams for configuration, don’t you think? And to not suck too much money out of my employer, I’ll start with the $159,000 base version, instead of the Military Edition for another $100,000, or the TankX, which doubles the price to $349,000. (At these prices the Tank may cost more than what many weekly newspapers are worth at the moment.)
I chose red just for how it photographs. There is a Military Green, but it’s not particularly attractive. I could choose a custom color, for $5,000, which seems like a bargain compared with some of the other options (such as in the next paragraph).
Much as I like the idea of a 1,000-horsepower V-8 (the Dodge Demon), I’m not sure that’s worth $149,000. So instead I will economize and, for $40,000, take the SRT 6.4-liter Hemi V-8 and its mere 500 horsepower. (The transmission choice should be obvious.) I decided to splurge on the Sport Exhaust, for $1,750. To stop those 500 horsepower, I spent $5,600 on the Big Brake Kit with eight-piston calipers and 16-inch disc brake rotors.
Towing ability is important, so I added the Towing Package (Dana 60 rear end and tow hitch, for $8,500). Off-road ability may be important, so I added the 2.5 Fox shocks (two per wheel) and four-inch lift kit, for $3,500. On the front end, I chose the steel front bumper and winch, for $5,500. Between the two ends, I chose the Interior Lighting Package (interior and footwell lighting), for $2,500, and in case I have to shoot night photos when people may not want me to, I chose the Thermal Night Vision Package, for $6,500, along with side ($850) and Black Vue front and rear cameras ($500). (The Black Vue cameras record continuously to The Cloud, by the way.)
Again to show I’m not just trying to waste money, I got the Nappa leather seats ($3,500), but not the leather interior ($3,500 more), though I did get the heated seats ($500). And I went with the Premium audio system (four Audison speakers, five-channel amplifier, 10-inch subwoofer, for $4,500) instead of the Ultimate ($10,000 for six Focal speakers, a four-channel amp, two JKL Audio subwoofers and two custom amp racks). If you choose to spend $500 to match your instrument color to your vehicle, you get …
I think it only wise to get the center console safe ($950), dual battery ($2,500), auxiliary gas tank ($7,500), and, of course, electromagnetic pulse protection ($2,500), because it’s a jungle out there.
Total it up, and this can be mine for just $212,150, plus whatever sales tax is in California. I have to scrape up $35,000 for a deposit, and then pay the rest upon completion in 10 to 12 weeks.
So what’s wrong with this? (Besides the concept that a journalist could afford a $212,150 truck, that is.) For one thing, at Cherokee size the Tank seems, believe it or don’t, on the small side. The journalist needs room to, for instance, plug cameras into laptops to download or upload photos, or room to write on said laptop. Room is also needed for the public-service-band radio with which to monitor what police and firefighters are doing. I can’t tell from online views how much room there is. (Which made me think, when I first started this exercise, that the ideal base vehicle was a full-size pickup or SUV.)
It appears to lack comprehensive instrumentation, which should include a voltmeter and oil pressure gauge. A sunroof also might be useful, and that is not the Starry Night Headliner (for $6,250).
At $212,000 I’m not buying. (For one thing, Powerball and Mega Millions jackpots have shrunk in the coronavirus world.)
For those who don’t like the SUV idea, though, Rezvani does have an alternative …
… the Beast, a sports car powered by a Honda racing engine.
Things are bad and getting worse for Wisconsin’s $22 billion tourism industry.
But Wisconsin Department of Tourism Secretary-designee Sara Meaney is standing by her boss’ plan to slowly reopen Wisconsin — a cure for a gravely ill economy that many argue is worse than the disease.
“Yesterday, Governor Evers released the Badger Bounce Back plan, which clearly outlines phases and important criteria for us to be able to reopen our economy, including steps to ensure our workers and our businesses are prepared to reopen as soon as it is safe to do so,” Meaney wrote Tuesday in an email to Sen. Andre Jacque (R-De Pere) and Rep. Travis Tranel (R-Cuba City).
The lawmakers are members of the Governor’s Council on Tourism. They would like the council or any tourism body Meaney deems appropriate to, for the love of God, do something to help the restaurants, hotels, waterparks, fishing resorts, and myriad other tourism-dependent businesses that could find themselves out of business, if the lockdown drags on.
“As I have heard from businesses throughout my district, if the re-opening of the economy is delayed as long as the Governor currently suggests, or longer, a significant percentage of them will not be able to re-open, period,” Jacque wrote in a follow-up letter to Meaney and Council on Tourism Chairman Joe Klimczak.
Urgency doesn’t seem to be the secretary-designee’s speciality. She told the lawmakers that the next meeting of the Governor’s Council on Tourism is scheduled to take place at the Governor’s Conference on Tourism, but the meeting will likely have to be rescheduled “as a result of the public health emergency.”
The Governor’s Conference of Tourism in Madison is slated to begin on May 26, the date Team Evers’ extended emergency lockdown order is supposed to expire.
May 26 is another important date. It’s the day after Memorial Day Weekend — the unofficial kickoff to summer. The tree-day holiday weekend, which generates an estimated $36 billion to the U.S. economy, is massively important to the tourism industry.
But Evers’ social-distancing order and glacially slow plan to reopen the state could mean limited tourism-related businesses are opened by then.
While regional tourism officials who spoke to Empower Wisconsin say it’s important to follow the guidance of health officials during the pandemic, they worry about unprecedented damage to the industry.
“Our hotels have single-digit or teens (percentages) in occupancy,” said Brenda Krainik, director of marketing and communications for the Greater Green Bay Area Convention and Visitors Bureau.
Leah Hauck, communications director for the Wisconsin Dells Visitor & Convention Bureau, said the impact “will be detrimental.” The “Waterpark capital of the world,” which generated about $1.2 billion in direct travel spending alone in 2018, is a significant player in Wisconsin’s tourism industry.
Meaney asserts the government can fill the gap. Empower Wisconsin obtained a letter from the secretary-designee urging local tourism officials and businesses to lobby the state Legislature to pass Evers’ original $700 million-plus COVID-19 response package. She advises the lawmakers writing to her to encourage legislative leadership to call the Legislature back into session and deliver more money.
“Will you urge the Legislature to reconvene to provide critical assistance for the tourism industry as proposed by Governor Tony Evers, which includes $150 million for WEDC for small businesses and $5M in tourism marketing grants to kickstart our industry? “ the tourism secretary-designee wrote in her response to Jacque and Tranel.
More government money thrown at the problem isn’t going to cut it, critics say. It’s time for a real plan to open up Wisconsin, and to save the tourism trade, they say.
“(I)t is clear we must do this important work now and come together with a workable plan before businesses of so many types in my area and across the state are forced to close permanently,” Jacque wrote.
Krainik said it’s not for tourism to say when it’s safe to resume business. She’ll leave that up to “the professionals.” But there is a sad reality in play.
“Tourism relies heavily on small business, whether restaurants or retail or attractions. With all of them closed there is nothing virtual that will replace what it means to have visitors come through your door,” the Green Bay tourism official said.
Memorial Day weekend means a lot more in this state than just the start of summer tourism. Many rural-area high schools hold graduations Friday through Sunday. Patriotic areas of the state hold Memorial Day observances. As a result of the latter, Memorial Day also serves as sort of a second Veterans Day (or a Veterans Day with nicer weather). At the same time, given that Wisconsin’s culture doesn’t observe the Day of the Dead (as Latin American countries do) Nov. 1, many families visit cemeteries over Memorial Day weekend.
None of that will be allowed to take place by Evers.
(That should be “Capitol,” referring to the building, not the city, by the way.)
Ersatz. Astroturf. Piltdown Man. Hitler’s Diary. Jussie Smollet. No one really thinks America should begin to reopen from the novel coronavirus lockdown! …
That rally planned for [today], Friday (04-24-2020) on the grounds of the WI State Capitol? It’s a stage show, a carnival of colorfulcharacters — every one of them paid piece rate for their performance. Marionettes whose strings are being pulled by various Koch Bros., alive and dead.
That’s who’s really behind the ‘Reopen’ protests, Lisa Graves informs NY Times readers.“They are anything but spontaneous,” she assures.
… The protests playing out now [to protest against governors seeking to mitigate the Covid-19 death toll ] have the same feel as the Tea Party protests aided by Koch-financed Americans for Prosperity and others a decade ago — and with good reason: Early evidence suggests they are not organic but a brush fire being stoked by some of the same people and money that built the Tea Party.
That’s “early evidence” you can use to make sense of the news, thanks to experts carefully curated and vetted by the New York Times. Because it has “the same feel.”
Ms. Graves, a resident of the Town of Middleton WI, conjures the usual nine degrees of separation that is supposed to prove causation. She’s got grocery string criss-crossing a dozen newspaper clippings, all thumb-tacked to her bulletin board like a hallucinogenic spider maze. Her Big Reveal: ReopenAmerica was created in the Koch Bros. lah-BOR-atory in service of The Great Conservative Conspiracy. Besides the Koch Bros. …
Others are providing legal assistance as well … a Facebook group called Reopen NC has retained the legal services of Michael Best & Friedrich, a Wisconsin law firm whose clients include President Trump. The firm is well known for its work with dark-money groups that fought the recall of the Koch ally Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin and waged war on unions.
(Boo! Hiss!)
Then there’s the Convention of States, established in 2015 with a big contribution from the conservative hedge fund billionaire Robert Mercer. … Stephen Moore — a fellow at the Heritage Foundation …
And on and on. Hillary’s Great Conservative Conspiracy hatched on orders “from the super-rich and their front groups” to profit off the deaths of the dumfuks stupid enough to vote Trump and shop at Walmart (which, BTW, remains open.) (Boos! Hiss!) All so the Koch Boys can sell more Koch.
For good measure, Ms. Lisa Graves slips the race card out of her sleeve. When was the Tea Party formed? Why, “right after America elected its first black president.” (Boo! Hiss!)
Quarantine Chicago. “With 19 dead, 47 more wounded by gunfire, Chicago sees most violent 5-day span of 2020.” (More here.) H/T Paula Fitz.
Blaska’s Bottom Line: Here’s how you know higher powers are NOT behind Friday’s Reopen Wisconsin rally: the dumfuks — a minority of a minority to be certain — will cater to the news media’s biases. They will hoist battle flags, show off their firearms, display placards of Tony in an SS uniform, and eschew face masks. A well financed and managed rally would stay on message. This one will not.
But they will pick up after themselves.
Confederate flags are a stupid idea because they represent the losing side, the defeat of which cost 12,000 Wisconsin lives. So are the Trump 2020 signs I predict you’ll see, because this has nothing to do with Trump; it has to do with Gov. Tony Evers and his one-size-fits-all Safer-at-Home edicts, which are guaranteed to keep the state closed for businesses the rest of the year.
WISN radio’s Mark Belling pointed out the stark contrast between the Act 10 protests of Recallarama and today’s protest. The first side was bitching about having to pay (less than what the people paying their salaries) for their health insurance (that is an order of magnitude better than what the people paying their salaries get); today’s protesters will be protesting for the right to go to work to provide for their families.
The media has been somewhat blind to protests about Safer at Home because they were considered an “essential” occupation. (That’s called “co-opting.”) That does not mean the media has not been laying off people due to shrinkage in advertising. Reporters covering the protests might, before they head to the Capitol, take a look at their own publications (and it applies to broadcast too, I’m sure), and notice which of their advertisers aren’t advertising now.
If you spend much time on social media you may have recently seen this:
For those who wonder what the rest said, both views are written by a cat and a dog each named Jason Gay:
America Needs To Get Back to Work
By A Cat
Enough is enough. American business has taken a historic plunge over the past month. It’s time to consider a practical plan for protecting public health—while also allowing for a return to work and, hopefully, a revival of the economy.
Oh, who am I kidding?
On behalf of cats everywhere, I’ll just say it: We want everyone out of the house.
It was cute for a while, but the party is over. We’re sick of this quarantine, shelter-in-place directive.
Sheltering in place? That’s a cat’s job. Cats invented sheltering in place—sleeping in the windowsill, the corner of the couch, the sock drawer in the closet and, if it gets a little too noisy, under the bed, eyes open, annoyed. Cats know what it takes to stay home all the time. We’re just tired of sharing our home with everybody else.
Have we liked getting snacks at unexpected hours? Sure. Is it nice to roll around on that warm laptop keyboard during Zoom calls? Sure is. Warm keyboards are heaven.
But it’s gotten to be too much. The other day I walked into the kitchen and saw someone standing in my 9 a.m. sun spot. So rude. That sun spot is only there for 15 minutes a day!
We (sort of) love you, and appreciate the occasional pats on the head, but cats are not the most social creatures. Sure, there are some exceptions. You might have one of those cats who actually enjoys human company. Congratulations.
But the vast majority of us—
BIRD OUTSIDE THE WINDOW! MUST! GET! BIRD!
Sorry. Where was I? Right. The vast majority of cats are ready for you to get back to work. Or just leave the house for longer than 15 minutes.
Please consider it. Not for America. For cats.
Why Not Work at Home Forever?
By A Dog
As America debates a return to work, it’s important not to rush. We need to balance the economy against the extremely valid concerns about public health and protecting lives.
And walks. We need to think about all of the walks.
And ball. We need to also chase the ball. Lots and lots.
Look: I’m a dog. I’m not some public intellectual. I’m a good, good dog, most of the time, but I just ate half of a baseball glove in the garage. I also knocked over a potted plant in the living room. I’m sorry. I’m a dog. What do you want?
The important thing is: Dogs want you to stay. These past four weeks, they have been some of the greatest weeks of our lives. You’re there in the morning. You’re there in the evening. You’re there at lunch. It’s the best.
And the walks…we’ve never been so fit in our lives! There’s the 8:30 a.m. walk, the 11:15 a.m. walk, the 1 p.m. walk, the 3 p.m. walk, the 7 p.m. walk, and, if we’re lucky, a 9:30 p.m. walk.
Sometimes you throw the ball. And then I get the ball and bring it back to you. And then you throw the ball again, and I bring it back again. And again. And again. And again. Bliss.
I’m sure the cats are telling you they’ve had it. Never trust a cat. They’re rude animals. They don’t appreciate you.
But dogs understand what you bring to the table. We love having you at home. Stay. Stay forever. We promise to be a good dog. Or at least a pretty good dog.
Like many families with young children, Stan and Julia Usherenko had long planned to move to the suburbs, where they could afford a larger home and a yard. This year, they finally started what they assumed would be a leisurely search. Then the pandemic hit.
In mid-March—the last weekend that real-estate agents could hold an open house—Mr. and Mrs. Usherenko rushed to make an offer on a three-bedroom house in Midland Park, N.J., with a pool and fenced-in yard.
“If we didn’t go with this house, who knows when we’d find the next house,” Mr. Usherenko said. “We might have been stuck until much later. We went $25,000 over asking.”
Mr. Usherenko, a financial analyst, and Mrs. Usherenko, a psychotherapist, are both working full time in their two-bedroom apartment while caring for two toddlers. “We’re definitely not getting enough fresh air,” said Mr. Usherenko, whose grandfather recently died from coronavirus. “And it’s stressful. Every time we go outside, you don’t know who you’re passing by.”
They’re hardly the only family spurred by the pandemic to make a fast move, said Alison Bernstein, founder and president of Suburban Jungle, a company that specializes in matching city clients with their ideal suburban town, and helped the Usherenkos find their new home. “This whole thing is catastrophic and petrifying for families in urban areas,” she said. “People want out of the city and now.”
Ms. Bernstein said demand for her firm’s services is up 40% from the same period last year. Some are prompted by safety concerns. Others worry the shelter-in-place edict will drag on, confining them to small city apartments.
Carlo Siracusa, president of Residential Sales for N.J.-based Weichert Realtors said while inventory is low due to sellers pulling homes off the market, demand remains high because of a new wave of city dwellers shopping in the suburbs.
“They’ve been confined to a small space the last 45 days and want out,” he said. “There’s a sense of urgency.”
The real-estate market isn’t exactly lively these days, of course. In Manhattan, contract signings are down 77%, according to UrbanDigs. A National Association of Realtors survey, meanwhile, found that most buyers are delaying purchases.
But for some, the pandemic had the opposite effect.
By the end of March, Kristen Euretig was fed up with quarantine life in her Brooklyn rental apartment. She’s now enjoying a three-bedroom Airbnb rental outside Rochester, N.Y. with her husband, 18-month-old son and dog. And she’s surprised to discover how much her family enjoys country living.
When they want fresh air, there’s no need to don gloves, face masks and dodge neighbors crowding the apartment building lobby. They tumble out to the yard with its 16 acres of marshland that hosts ducks, geese and deer. “I’m not in a rush to head back,” said Ms. Euretig, who founded the financial advisory Brooklyn Plans, and is now working from home.
Indeed, the experience has the family rethinking its commitment to the city. Until the pandemic, the suburbs didn’t seem practical. But now that her husband, a lawyer, has proven his ability to work from home, they’re hoping his employer will be open to the idea. Last week, Ms. Euretig made her first call to a Hudson Valley real-estate agent.
The prospect of a mini-exodus is a real possibility, said Jonathan Bowles, executive director of the Center for an Urban Future, a Manhattan think tank focused on the local economy.
“New York is the epicenter for this pandemic,” he said. “Everybody knows that, and it’s understandable for people to think maybe a less dense place would be safer the next 12 to 18 months.”
But it is hardly a foregone conclusion, he said. Whether the flight from the city materializes depends largely on how authorities handle the situation during the coming weeks and months. “It’s all about whether people feel safe from another wave of the pandemic breaking out,” Mr. Bowles said.
After 9/11, some predicted the city would see a population decline spurred by fears of terrorism, he said. Instead, the population grew as the city demonstrated its ability to keep residents safe.
The catch: It may require long or repeated shutdowns to address the virus, which could itself spur suburban flight. What’s the point of paying crazy rent on a cramped apartment if you can’t enjoy the city?
Last month, after two weeks of quarantine living, Manhattan residents Eric and Heidi Matisoff packed their two toddlers and dog into an SUV and temporarily moved in with Mrs. Matisoff’s mother, who lives Northvale, N.J. On the drive over, the Suburban Jungle clients stopped to view an available four-bedroom house in Glen Ridge, N.J. They made an offer that day. The closing is scheduled for June 15.
The Matisoffs—he works at Adobe and she is a nurse practitioner who is on leave to care for the children—had been contemplating a move for a while. They are sad to be leaving the city behind, but the pandemic makes it easier.
“This could go on for six months, 12 months. And who knows what the city could look like after,” Mrs. Matisoff said. “The lure of leaving the city has increased.”
Yesterday on my work Facebook page, a reader asked, “Why is it that the places Covid-19 show up the most are in Democrat controlled areas?” As much as I’d like to believe that all the troubles in the world can eventually be traced back to Bill de Blasio, I responded, “Probably because ‘the places it shows up the most’ are large densely-packed cities with a lot of international and domestic air travel and high use of mass transit, where Democrats have been winning elections more than Republicans for at least a generation and in many cases several generations.”
You can split red and blue America in a lot of ways — race, age, religiosity — but arguably the strongest factor is geography. The “Big Sort” that Bill Bishop described has been at work for two decades. Sure, there are conservatives and Republicans who live in big cities and inner-ring suburbs, just rarely in the numbers that could make a difference. And there are progressives and Democrats who live in rural areas and exurbs, but again, rarely in the numbers that could make a difference in elections.
Meanwhile, it is not hard to find examples of urban progressives looking at rural America with a combination of contempt, disdain, pity, smug superiority . . . heck, it’s not hard to find urban progressives who see suburbanites as somehow inferior and worthy of scorn, never mind residents of small-town America. …
Are cities still worth it? Many will conclude they are. The opportunities are unparalleled, lots of jobs are there, the arts scenes are thriving, the professional sports teams are there. Nearby international airports allow you to get anywhere in the world fairly easily. Cities have more people closer together than towns and suburbs, so they just have more things going on — fascinating museums, festivals, marathons, concerts, pedestrian-only streets lined with quirky shops, distinct ethnic neighborhoods, small businesses, unique non-chain restaurants, skyscrapers and observation decks, broad boulevards, huge libraries, inviting public squares. Even the train stations can be beautiful. People who appreciate all the joys of a city — and who can still afford the cost of living — won’t easily give up all of that. Our cities will not empty out.
Meanwhile, it is not hard to find examples of urban progressives looking at rural America with a combination of contempt, disdain, pity, smug superiority . . . heck, it’s not hard to find urban progressives who see suburbanites as somehow inferior and worthy of scorn, never mind residents of small-town America.
But they may shrink, and this outbreak is likely to accelerate the trend of seeing urban life as a luxury for the wealthy and young and a necessity for the poor and old.
Whatever you want to call the trend in urban planning over the past two or three decades — I’d characterize it as Richard-Florida-ization — it has reoriented American big cities’ offerings, enhancing their appeal to certain groups of people, often at the cost of other groups of people. Florida now gets mocked as “the Patron Saint of Avocado Toast,” but I think the demographic numbers don’t lie. Cities are terrific and exciting places for young people, particularly college students and recent college graduates, and double-income, no-kids couples — and probably retirees as well. But once a couple has a child, urban life becomes a lot more difficult and less appealing. A small apartment can become unbearable with a new baby. The public schools are hit-and-miss at best. Bigger kids want a yard to play in, or maybe a swing set. The cost of living starts to be prohibitive.
And now we are learning, once again, that densely packed cities are particularly dangerous places to be during a disease outbreak.
If you’re living in New York City right now, the good news is that you’re living amongst some of the best doctors and medical personnel in the world. But you probably live in an apartment. Leaving that apartment requires using an elevator (use a glove to touch the buttons) or the stairs (don’t touch the railings or doorknobs with your bare hands). Once you get on the street, you can try to keep space between yourself and everyone else, but there are just lots of people around. Advocates for public transportation insist the connection between the subway system and the virus is ‘tenuous,” but . . . how many other places are you forced into relatively close contact with lots of strangers with circulated air for a significant stretch of time? How many people use those stairway railings each day? How many people touch the turnstiles and subway poles?
Life in a small town or the suburbs is no guarantee of protection from the coronavirus. Tiny Cynthiana, Ky., population around 6,300, had a cluster of cases, fourteen in the town and surrounding county. My stretch of suburbia, Fairfax County, has 2,306 cases. But we’ve got 1.1 million people spread out over 406 square miles — roughly the size of Los Angeles. At least we can walk around our neighborhoods and the trails in the woods with minimal fear of exposure.*
The world has been forced to embrace telework and experiment with working from home like never before. The need for white-collar workers to all be in one central location — and paying some considerable rent for that office space — is shrinking before our eyes.
When authorities require or recommend you stay inside your home, your home becomes exponentially more important — not just a place to sleep and store your stuff. Kitchens matter when you’re cooking almost every meal at home. A yard, patio, deck, porch, or gazebo gives you the ability to enjoy fresh air within your own space.
Who knows if the coming year or two will have on-and-off social distancing and stay-at-home orders? All of those glorious amenities of the city aren’t that appealing if they’re closed.
Some reacted to the previous trend of the urbanization of America with satisfaction. After “White Flight” and “Brain Drain” and so many bad trends in American cities in the 1970s and 1980s, many urban areas were finally enjoying a renaissance. A handful became “innovation hubs for the knowledge economy” — New York City, Seattle, Austin, Boston, Silicon Valley — enjoying an explosion of jobs — with a much slower increase in the amount of available housing. Rents and the cost of real estate skyrocketed, creating glittering cities with much of the rest of America on the outside looking in.
And now some people in the cities may not want to live in them anymore. “Blue America” might be moving to the suburbs or right into “Red America” — and maybe we would be better off if we saw each other as neighbors, instead of rivals in a never-ending culture war.
The three biggest cities in Wisconsin — Milwaukee, Madison and Green Bay — are the three biggest outbreak areas, thanks to Milwaukee and Madison’s density and mass transit. Six counties comprising those three areas (and Milwaukee’s suburbs) comprise 80 percent of Wisconsin’s coronavirus diagnoses. That should tell you everything you need to know about urban areas and disease.
Wisconsin just posted its single largest, daily number of new, confirmed COVID-19 cases. Here’s why that’s not nearly as bad as it seems.
First… my Wauwatosa East High School friends will attest, if my math teacher, Mr. Waala, knew I was dropping math and stats knowledge here… he’d go into cardiac arrest. I was a terrible math student, and I dropped stats in college. Not exactly a glowing self endorsement, but with the help of my TMJ4 News colleagues, we’ve got this thing right.
One of the reasons Wisconsin took such a big jump in cases day to day is because we took a big jump in tests.
The below link has it all. We’ve been asking Wisconsin DHS to do the calculations and put this number front and center, but so far, we’re left to do the math on our own.
Break down:
Yesterday Wisconsin DHS reported 121 new, confirmed cases of coronavirus. Lowest number in a week.
Today, Wisconsin DHS reported 225 new, confirmed cases. Highest single day total ever.
Looks really bad.
HOWEVER, Tuesday’s number is based on 1359 tests. Today’s number is the result of 1886 tests. There were 527 more tests. Naturally one would expect more positive results.
Apples to apples, Tuesday’s number was about 9% positives of the pool of total tests. Today’s number, about 12%. Higher, yes, and not the direction we want to be going, but hardly the huge increase the raw numbers suggest. 3% is not a spike, it’s maybe a bump at most.
Please share the link below with friends, and refer to it often. We will work to update it with new, daily information. It will give perspective as Wisconsin aims to dramatically ramp up testing. Imagine how many positives we’ll get if we start nearing the Governor’s goal of 12,000 daily tests. We’re going to see some big raw numbers of new cases. Those numbers will be of limited relevance. It’s going to be about the percentage of the total… and that’s the metric the State is planning to use as health officials and the Governor determine if we’ve met that criterion for opening businesses again.