Jim Pethokoukis reveals 13 economic reasons Barack Obama should not be reelected in November.
The charts that make the point the best way include:
Essentially, this is the weakest economic recovery, in terms of GDP growth and unemployment improvement, since the Great Depression. (Contrary to what the big-government types want you to believe, the Great Depression was finally ended not by the buildup to World War II, but by the victory in World War II.) There have been predictions after past recessions of a “jobless recovery”; well, this is a jobless recovery. And what do you suppose will happen to economic growth after the effects of $5-a-gallon gas hit the economy?
Pethokoukis summarizes:
To me, it all adds up to Stagnation Nation rather than a Return to Prosperity. What voters will have to decide is whether Obamanomics—the $800 billion stimulus, Obamacare, Dodd-Frank, anti-energy regulation—has been a net plus or a net minus. Did Obama make things better or worse?
If you vote for Obama in November, none of this will get better. In fact, stagnation would be preferable to what will be coming with an Obama victory and Democratic gains in Congress.
The number one British album today in 1965 was “The Rolling Stones No. 2”:
The number one single today in 1965:
Today in 1970, an album was released to pay for the defense in a California murder trial. You didn’t know Charles Manson was a recording “artist,” did you?
The number one British single today in 1973:
The number one album today in 1982 was the Go-Gos’ “Beauty and the Beat”:
Today in 2004, David Crosby was arrested and charged with possession of a weapon and marijuana after he left his bag in his New York hotel room.
Today in 2008, a British charity claimed that nine of 10 young people had experienced hearing loss due to loud music. The nine all replied, “What?”
Birthdays begin with Sylvia Robinson, of Mickey and Sylvia:
David Gilmour of Pink Floyd:
Mary Wilson of the Supremes …
… was born one year before Hugh Grundy, drummer for the Zombies:
Who is Pauline Matthews? You know her as Kiki Dee, backup singer for Elton John:
Andrew was without pretension – he really didn’t care who you were. He just wanted to lead other conservatives into the fight. This is a guy who mingled with titans like Rush Limbaugh, but just as easily with people none of us have ever heard of – yet. …
Those who knew him would laugh at the hatemongers who called him “racist” or “homophobe” – things that were the very opposite of who he was and what he believed. There is a great difference between Andrew and the people who despised him. He was angry because people failed to live up to basic standards of decency; the haters hated because he defied them.
For different reasons, Andrew’s friends and his enemies are both testaments to his character. …
Our movement lost a visionary and a leader, a guy who could see the challenge but inspire others to fight beside him. There will never be another conservative warrior like Andrew, but thanks to him, there will many, many more conservative warriors.
National Review’s Jonah Goldberg had one of the best tributes:
If you don’t know who Breitbart was, you haven’t been paying attention. A conservative activist, entrepreneur, author, muckraker, media pioneer, and performance artist of sorts, in his heart he was a radical.
His friends saw him as a fearless truth-teller and provocateur. (The word “fearless” will have to be retired from overuse when all of his obituaries have been written.) His enemies, and they are legion even in death, saw him as the most vile creature who ever slithered upon the earth. …
Andrew relished such attacks, truly, because they proved to him that he was having great effect in his work and that his opponents had run out of serious arguments. …
This is not to say that Andrew was beyond criticism. He made mistakes. He took full swings at some pitches he should have just let go. He overstated some things that needed to be said, and said some things that didn’t need to be said at all. He was a human run-on sentence who showed deference to no punctuation mark save the exclamation point, a conservative Tasmanian Devil from the Bugs Bunny cartoons we both grew up on, whirling and whizzing through anything in his path. Giving him a dose of Ritalin to treat his hyperactivity would be like throwing a glass of water on a five-alarm fire.
Andrew had profound contempt for those on the left who claimed a birthright to a monopoly on virtue and tolerance. …
He rejected in the marrow of his bones the idea that conservatives needed to apologize for being conservative or that liberals had any special authority to pronounce on the political decency and honesty of others.
Indeed, when liberals called him (or his heroes) racist, Andrew paid them the compliment of taking them seriously. He truly felt that to call someone a racist was as profound an insult as could be leveled. To do so without evidence or logic was a sin.
He believed, rightly, that much of establishment liberalism hurls such charges as a way to bully opponents into silence, and he would not be bullied. That was why, for instance, he offered a reward of $100,000 (payable to the United Negro College Fund) to anybody who could prove tea partiers hurled racial epithets over and over at black congressmen walking past them to vote on Obamacare, as several alleged. No one got paid because the charge — recycled over and over by the media — was a lie.
The Internet was a boon to Andrew because it exposed liberalism’s undeserved monopoly on the “narrative” — one of his favorite words.
60 Minutes won awards for hidden cameras, but when he used the same technique to embarrass liberals, such tactics were suddenly proclaimed ethically beyond the pale. The joke was on the scolds because they had to cover the stories anyway. And the stories got results. Congress defunded ACORN. Heads rolled at NPR. Andrew understood that news and arguments change politics if you can get the news and arguments to the people — and if you don’t let those who don’t like what you say define you.
He left an electronic media legacy that will be hard to top, having helped launch the Drudge Report, the HuffingtonPost, Breitbart.com, and his collection of “Big” sites. He was an unapologetic conservative, but one who defied the media’s template; pro-civil rights, pro-drug legalization, pro-gay rights, to the point of boycotting CPAC when it barred the gay conservative group GOProud. Other than his mainstream pro-life views (he was, after all, adopted) you would be hard pressed to characterize him as a right winger on social issues.
So how did this socially liberal Jewish RINO from Brentwood become the Emmanuel Goldstein of the left’s unhinged 2-Minutes Hate? A lot of it, I suspect, is a viral strain of mindless repetition. I have appalled a few nice progressive friends by revealing my friendship with Breitbart. They know good people, like me, are supposed to despise him, but pressed can’t quite articulate why. Or cite his reported support for slavery and gay concentration camps or somesuch. Its most concentrated form takes place in the anonymity of comment threads and Twitter feeds. My personal favorite is the frequent taunting of Breitbart as gay, where the taunter either (a) assumes Breitbart considers it an insult, or (b) actually means it as an insult.
Breitbart, of course, reveled in it, and took great delight in retweeting and exposing that hate, the real source of which is clear: unlike meek approval-seeking chickenshits like me, he relished poking at hornets’ nests, lifting up rocks, calling out the bullies on the playground. He made himself an enemy of corrupt political con artists who operate on latent threats of thuggery, called them out on it, and, best of all, knew exactly how they would react before they did. He deserved a Pulitzer, but got something better: their opprobrium.
Doug Giles provides high praise for personal reasons:
I initially met Andrew Breitbart over the phone when I called him on September 8, 2009. That was the day before my daughter Hannah’s scandalous ACORN videos were released on the public’s head.
Andrew was on the road, and I was in Vail about to speak at a men’s conference and wanted to know, from a man I didn’t know, if he was going to make certain my girl would be “safe” in every sense of the word because the ACORNs were fixin’ to hit the fan.
Having seen several of Hannah’s devastating undercover vids and knowing the weight of what was about to land on my 20-year-old, I told Andrew that if he allowed anything bad to happen to Hannah that I would hurt him. And I did not mean that metaphorically.
Breitbart said he would defend Hannah with his life and treat her as if she were his own daughter. I thought, “good answer,” and with that we began a relationship and went through a tornadic, grueling, and thrilling war against a corrupt organization and a crooked media that covers and defends such sleaze.
Every step of the way, through vicious, non-stop media attacks, death threats to our family, and multiple lawsuits, Breitbart kept his word to me and ran interference for Hannah and the ACORN story like a champion. He made certain that the proper people got crushed and the truth tellers remained afloat. …
Here’s my takeaway from a man I didn’t seek to meet but am sure glad I did:
As stated, Breitbart kept his word and stayed in the volatile fray with Hannah just like he promised. Few people keep their word nowadays.
To Andrew, crap was crap no matter how one framed it. Andrew was an equal opportunity offender. Everything smells, so attitude sells.
Breitbart was bold. Would to God more men who love God and country had his moxie. AB was a provocateur par excellence.
He inspired young people who are sick of lies, hype and spin to take their talent and tools and use them against the tools of the machine.
Andrew understood the importance of conservatives getting involved in Hollywood and not just in DC.
Breitbart, by example, showed us all that if you aren’t drawing enemy fire then you’re not over the target.
If you didn’t agree with Andrew on all the issues, he was okay with that and reveled in robust discussions over cold beer.
Breitbart also gets credit for taking down U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner (D–New York) after this bizarre press conference:
The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto has quite the description of Breitbart:
Like [Saul] Alinsky, Breitbart employed unorthodox and sometimes unethical tactics to expose the corruption of the powerful. His targets were generally representatives of what he called, in an 2009 interview with this columnist, “the Democrat-media complex”: politicians (most notably ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner), journalistic organizations (NPR) and left-liberal advocacy groups (Acorn, the NAACP, Common Cause). Also like Alinsky, he was modest about what he could accomplish: “I’m not looking to slay the dragon,” he told us in 2009, “but I wanted to embarrass the dragon into being a more reasonable dragon.”
One key to understanding Breitbart’s effectiveness is Alinsky’s fourth rule: “Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.” He demonstrated tolerance for bigotry at NPR and the NAACP, for violent partisan rhetoric at Common Cause, and for exploitation of the poor at Acorn. And he exposed Weiner, the sanctimonious male feminist, as a concupiscent con artist.
One key to understanding Breitbart’s effectiveness is Alinsky’s fourth rule: “Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.” He demonstrated tolerance for bigotry at NPR and the NAACP, for violent partisan rhetoric at Common Cause, and for exploitation of the poor at Acorn. And he exposed Weiner, the sanctimonious male feminist, as a concupiscent con artist.
Breitbart’s foes typically responded in one of two ways, both ineffective: by faulting his ethics or by raging impotently against him. The first came closest to being effective with his 2010 exposé of the NAACP, which was based on a tendentiously edited video of Shirley Sherrod, then a U.S. Department of Agriculture official, confessing at an NAACP dinner to having harbored antiwhite sentiments. (Sherrod has since sued Breitbart for defamation.)
The episode occasioned a back-and-forth between this columnist and David Frum, a writer who seems to aspire to be a sort of court conservative to the liberal elite. We faulted Frum for describing Breitbart as “the conservative Dan Rather.” …
But the main reason Frum’s comparison was silly was that Rather’s act reflected a corruption of authority. By contrast, as we wrote, Breitbart “has no authority, only the inexpensive integrity of a rascal who is honest about what he is.”
Based in the liberal enclave of Los Angeles, Breitbart viewed himself as a one-man conservative gang and he took to the task of delivering rhetorical body blows — primarily via the web but also through television appearances — with a gusto rarely seen even in these hyperpartisan times. …
His untimely passing raises a fascinating question about our modern world: What did Andrew Breitbart mean to politics?
That may be among the most loaded questions in the political world due to Breitbart’s divisive — and proud of it — personality. ,,,
The legacy that Breitbart leaves on the political world is a mixed one. He was, without question a pioneering force in the rapidly-growing field aggregation of political news — both during his time at Drudge and HuffPo. …
And, Breitbart also understood before many others that the world of politics — and the way in which it was covered — was rapidly transforming itself into a form of entertainment for the public. The fusion of celebrity and politician — best epitomized by former Alaska governor Sarah Palin — was something that Breitbart (and Drudge) grasped longed before much of the mainstream media.
At the same time, Breitbart’s methods walked a fine line between envelope pushing and downright scurrilous at times. The Sherrod incident raised questions about whether Breitbart was a journalist with a conservative bent or simply someone willing to do whatever it took to bring down Democrats.
For those who preached the need to elevate the public dialogue about politics, Breitbart was enemy number one — a symbol of the small and petty nature of the world in which politicians were forced to reside. …
If you loved him, you really loved him. And if you hated him, well you really hated him. Having met Breitbart on a few occasions and corresponded with him infrequently over the years, I can’t imagine he would want it any other way.
Some of Breitbart’s opponents showed some class — Touré on time.com:
When he was here, I thought of him as a dangerous though barely effectual ideological comedian/Internet shock jock/wannabe public intellectual. But the moment I realized he was gone, he transformed in my mind into nothing less than a committed soldier for his side, by which I mean both conservatism and the family for whom he so ably provided. That is not hypocritical; it’s human. Death should temper how we think of people or at least how we speak of them. It’s inhuman to celebrate the death of an enemy unless they were engaged in trying to kill you or succeeding at oppressing you. Breitbart was not nearly that powerful. We gain nothing and our spirit loses in hating him now that his body is in the ground.
As for the others … well, National Review’s Jim Geraghty describes them:
You probably heard Matt Yglesias’s first response on Twitter: ”Conventions around dead people are ridiculous. The world outlook is slightly improved with@AndrewBrietbart dead.”
I don’t usually suggest physical violence toward others. That’s certainly not the way I want to see myself or the kind of example I want to set for my sons. But, if you’re going to say things like that — just an hour after word arrives that a man suddenly died, leaving his wife a widow and his children fatherless — I don’t think you should be terribly shocked that some folks will want to register their disapproval over the bridge of your nose. And you’ll have it coming. …
I had observed, yesterday, that there were not merely a handful of folks on the left sneering about how happy they were that Breitbart had suddenly died. There were gobs and gobs of them, all over Twitter and the web at large. If you need examples, Charlie Spiering collected plenty here, though I’d urge most of sound mind to avoid putting themselves through reading that.
You can call this whatever you like — the Daily-Kos-ification of the Left, perhaps — but it confirms what many of us suspected and/or feared. I didn’t want to believe it, really. I personally know too many people I’d identify as Democrats, if not liberals, who are too decent to ever express such raw hate and cruelty. But a large chunk of the rank and file of the Left — way more than a small percentage — really don’t believe that their opponents deserve anything resembling basic human dignity or respect.
We’re not really people to them. It’s not an accident that New York Times columnist referred to his critics on Twitter as “right-wing lice.” They’re not good, decent Americans who just have some different ideas about how to make the world a better place. They run on hate. It appears their entire sense of self-worth is driven by demonizing those who disagree with them and celebrating their political viewpoints as the cardinal measurements of virtue and good character. They are positively energized by the thought of lashing out at those of us who have the audacity to think differently than they. They really do project and accuse the opposition of all their worst traits: rage, closed-mindedness, cruelty, intolerance, bigotry, and an inability to empathize with others. And they completely lack self-awareness. They are blind to the irony of their actions. As someone said on Twitter today (I can’t find the comment now), “How many of the people celebrating Andrew’s death have a ‘NO H8′ icon on their avatar?”
If, in their minds, we’re not deserving of that respect they clamor for endlessly — if their instinct, upon seeing us mourn is to “get in our faces” (a phrase that our president once strangely used) — they really cannot be entrusted with any power. They really would do away with us if given the chance.
Breitbart was the George Patton of the right side of the blogosphere. Patton’s Third Army captured more enemy prisoners and liberated more territory in less time than any army in history. Patton was highly controversial while doing so, with a U.S. letter-writing campaign to get Patton fired after one of his two soldier-slapping incidents. Someone once said that wars are won on the road, and Breitbart would appear on whatever media outlet would have him, even those unsympathetic to conservative points of view.
I think conservatives loved Breitbart not just because he expressed the right ideas, but because he expressed them ferociously and fearlessly, similar to Rush Limbaugh. His goal was not merely to outdebate, but to nuke his opponents. A lot of people like to say they don’t care what others think of them. Not only did he not care, but he didn’t care about the sensibilities of those he offended by blasting them for their wrong ideas or viewpoints.
That last paragraph could also explain the lurching popularity of Republican presidential candidates Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich. But Breitbart was more socially liberal, or libertarian, than Santorum, and from his friends it appears that Breitbart lived his life better (he leaves a wife and four children) than Gingrich. I don’t know if Breitbart ever met Ronald Reagan before Reagan’s Alzheimer’s Disease disabled him in the 1990s, but wouldn’t you have liked to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation?
Breitbart’s death came in the same week as Limbaugh’s making a public apology for comparing the Georgetown University law school student who testified before Congressional Democrats to a slut. Breitbart was in the process of being sued by the U.S. Department of Agriculture official whose speech Breitbart’s website selectively edited. And Breitbart was, shall we say, less than complimentary about Ted Kennedy on the day of Kennedy’s death. (Which someone repeated on Twitter, to which I replied that Breitbart was responsible for one fewer death than Kennedy, which led to an accusation that I was stuck in the ’60s. To quote Taranto, Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.) When a commentator goes off the deep end or repeats inaccuracies, he impugns his own credibility and takes attention away from what he’s arguing for or against.
How you feel about Breitbart depends on how important you feel the battle between conservative and liberal values is — if what’s happening now is really a cultural war, or just the latest shifting political winds. You need not think Limbaugh used appropriate language to question why a college affiliated with a church that opposes artificial birth control (because some forms cause what those who believe life begins at conception would consider to be abortion) should be required to provide its students with contraception. You need not believe Breitbart never went too far to believe that this country is moving in the profoundly wrong direction with Barack Obama in the White House and his amen corps in government, the entertainment world and the news media cheering on every move of Obama and his supporters, and using far worse language to describe their opponents. (Look up Bill Maher’s description of Sarah Palin. I’m not going to repeat it.)
We’ve seen that here in Wisconsin with a governor trying to install fiscal discipline in a state that has not known fiscal discipline in decades. And his reward is an attempted coup d’état, which remains the best description of the recall movements of last and this year (possibly the stupidest thing that has happened in Wisconsin politics in the history of this state), along with a politically motivated John Doe investigation. (Not to mention a Madison talk show host who wasn’t exactly complimentary about Lt. Gov. Rebecca Kleefisch, though he did apologize.) As I’ve said here numerous times, politics is a zero-sum game — one side wins, the other loses — and if a war is taking place between the left and the right, you had better win.
… became an avid conservative and advocate for America’s constitutional order — which he rightly believed was the one thing that guaranteed our freedom.
The Los Angeles Times described him as a “Hollywood-hating, mainstream-media-loathing conservative.” Well, not really. Breitbart loved Hollywood and its grand traditions. In conversation, he often mentioned how much he respected and loved his father-in-law, the talented comic actor Orson Bean.
What he didn’t like was that Hollywood had been seized by a kind of leftist groupthink that permeated everything from its screenplays to its selection of actors. He hated leftist cant, regarding it as lazy.
As for the mainstream media, he didn’t loathe it so much as get angry at the left-wing, agenda-driven journalism it practiced. Even so, he was a frequent guest on “mainstream” TV and radio, and loved the news.
He was among the first to take the Tea Party seriously, and worked nonstop to advocate its back-to-basics brand of bedrock conservatism. As the huge media flaps over former Rep. Andrew Weiner, Acorn and Shirley Sherrod show, he loved to puncture the powerful and hypocritical — and that included Republicans.
I love my job. I love fighting for what I believe in. I love having fun while doing it. I love reporting stories that the Complex refuses to report. I love fighting back, I love finding allies, and—famously—I enjoy making enemies…. Three years ago, I was a behind-the-scenes guy who linked to stuff on a popular website…. I always wondered what it would be like to enter the public realm to fight for what I believe in…. I’ve lost friends, sure…. But I’ve gained hundreds, thousands—who knows?—of allies.
At the end of the day, I can look at myself in the mirror, and I sleep well at night.
Today in 1955, Elvis Presley made his TV debut, on “Louisiana Hayride” on KWKH-TV in Shreveport, La.
The number one album today in 1966 was Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass’ “Going Places”:
The number one single today in 1966:
The number one single today in 1983:
The 1992 Rolling Stone Music Awards Best Single and Best Video:
Birthdays begin with Murray Seafield Saint-George Head:
Alan Clark played keyboards for Dire Straits:
Teena Marie:
Andy Gibb:
Craig and Charlie Reed, better known as the Proclaimers:
John Frusciante played guitar for the Red Hot Chili Peppers:
Two deaths of note today in 1963: Patsy Cline and Hawkshaw Hawkins in a plane crash in Dyersburg, Va., on the way to a benefit for a DJ who had died in a car crash.
Two more deaths of note: John Belushi today in 1982 …
… and Viv Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band in 1995:
The Grammy Awards premiered today in 1959. The Record of the Year came from a TV series:
Today in 1966, John Lennon demonstrated the ability to get publicity, if not positive publicity, when the London Evening Standard printed a story in which Lennon said:
Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn’t argue with that; I’m right and I will be proved right. We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first — rock and roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It’s them twisting it that ruins it for me.
Lennon’s comment prompted Bible Belt protests, including burning Beatles records. Of course, as the band pointed out, to burn Beatles records requires purchasing them first.
The number one single today in 1967:
Today in 1973, Pink Floyd began its 19-date North American tour at the Dane County Coliseum in Madison.
Today in 1994, Kurt Cobain of Nirvana was hospitalized in Rome after overdosing on Rohypnol and champagne.
Today in 2003, a woman in Porth, Wales, was fined £1,000, had her stereo system impounded and was banned from playing loud music after playing too loudly the music of Cliff Richard.
Birthdays begin with one-hit-wonder Paul Mauriat:
Eric Allandale of the Foundations:
Bobby Womack:
Chris Squire played bass for Yes:
Emilio Estefan of the Miami Sound Machine:
Chris Rea:
Boon Gould of Level 42:
Jason Newsted played bass for Metallica:
Actress Patsy Kensit was married to Jim Kerr of Simple Minds and Liam Gallagher of Oasis:
Feargal Lawlor played drums for the Cranberries:
Two deaths of note today: Richard Manuel of The Band in 1986 …
… and Glenn Hughes, the first biker on the Village People, in 2001:
Today in 1966, Neil Young, Stephen Stills and Richie Furay formed the Buffalo Springfield.
The number one British single today in 1967:
Today in 1971, the South African Broadcasting Corp. lifted its ban on broadcasting the Beatles.
Perhaps SABC felt safe given that the Beatles had broken up one year earlier.
Speaking of the Beatles, the number one British single today in 1973 was the first to debut on top of the charts since the Beatles:
Today in 1973, this song was the Grammy Awards’ Record of the Year:
The number one British single today in 1979 …
… was from the U.S.’ number one album, “Spirits Having Flown”:
The number one British single today in 1984 originally was recorded in German:
The number one single today in 1990:
Birthdays begin with Mike Pender of the Searchers:
Jance Garfat played bass for Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show:
Snowy White played guitar for Thin Lizzy and later for Pink Floyd:
Derek “Blue” Weaver played keyboards for the Bee Gees:
Chris Hughes of Adam and the Ants:
One death of note today in 2008: Norman Smith, who engineered every Beatles album between 1962 and 1965 (which earned him the nicknames “Normal Norman” and “Hurricane” from John Lennon), then became a one-hit wonder:
As I warned last week, I spent Saturday at the Greater Milwaukee Auto Show.
Which has nothing to do with possibly the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in sports two days later, except that it too involved four-wheeled vehicles:
Well, there was a NASCAR-like race car at the car show, and Edgerton’s own Matt Kenseth won the race.
The first thing I noticed about this year’s show was the continuing encroachment of less-than-new vehicles — or, as the show literature put it, the “Manufacturer-Certified Pre-Owned Showcase.” Some of this is understandable simply because Lamborghini isn’t in the habit of sending its cars across the planet to car shows:
This is the 6.2-liter V-12 from a 2005 Lamborghini Murcielago, for which Harry Kaufmann Motorcars is asking $149,998. That presumably includes the mileage premium, since it has just 12,971 miles. Happily, it has a six-speed manual transmission and all-wheel drive, just the thing for later today’s apocalyptic forecast.
The opposite of the Lamborghini, I suppose, is this Fiat 500, Fiat’s answer to the Mini Cooper, my daughter’s favorite car. The common thing of the Mini and the 500 beyond their diminutive size is their surprising room for the driver. On the other hand, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to be a passenger in either.
(The Mini irony is that the Mini display was across from the Freightliner Sprinter, a van so large that it appeared able to swallow the Mini whole.)
Porsche had a new car display. But every Porsche was locked. However, the second floor had a section of lightly used cars, including this 2009 Porsche Carrera S. You can barely see from the photo that this silver Porsche had a butterscotch-colored interior. At least I fit in the car, which my German side approves of. But this Porsche had an automatic, which rather ruins the experience, particularly, I imagine, of the squirrelly handling of a rear-engine rear-drive car.
One reason for the appeal of less-than-new cars beyond their more reasonable prices (in exchange for the uncertain previous owner experience) is that manufacturer improvements are not necessarily improvements in the eye of the consumer. I own a 2005 Subaru Outback, a definite improvement from its previous iteration. (Before the 2005 Outback I owned a 1998 Outback, so I skipped iterations.) The current Outback doesn’t look to me like an improvement from what I own, in that it looks more like an SUV and less like a station wagon. (The Legacy line, from whence came the Outback, doesn’t offer a station wagon anymore.) The Outback no longer offers a turbocharged four-cylinder, and someone buying an Outback probably thinks the Impreza and Forester (which do offer turbo fours) are too small. (In case you haven’t noticed by now, the official positions of this blog are that (1) there is no such thing as too much horsepower and (2) automatic transmissions are necessary evils at best.)
The other thing about older cars is that they’re more likely to have manually adjustable seats instead of power seats. Both our cars have power seats, so I don’t object to owning them. But most power-seat-equipped cars in a car show don’t have their batteries connected, so the seat will be wherever it’s left, so you don’t get a good idea of whether the car would fit you or not. And when you’re 6-foot-4, that is not an insignificant issue.
Car shows are great for displaying manufacturers’ answers in search of questions. Want an SUV and a convertible, but can’t afford one of each? Buy a Nissan Murano, and you can have both in one vehicle, if you’re OK with, from what I read, poor acceleration and handling. (On the other hand, since Land Rover is reportedly introducing a convertible, perhaps there is a market for SUV convertibles after all.)
One of the displays was of an old-car trend I like — “restomods,” old cars with more modern engines and suspensions. The styling of yesterday’s cars is mostly superior, but their performance and accouterments (for instance, air conditioning) are not. Schwartz Performance of Woodstock, Ill., was there with a modern chassis and several cars, including this Pontiac Trans Am with, if I recall correctly, about 600 horsepower under the hood. To its right was a 1970s Trans Am with, according to the sign, a 1,200-horsepower V-8 under the hood. In front of it was a 1967 Chevy Nova with a 675-horsepower V-8.
The car Schwartz didn’t bring was a 1982 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham that the owner had taken to Road America, after installing a heavily modified 500-cubic-inch V-8 and a suspension from his fabricated parts. Since early ’80s Caddys met no one’s definition of race car, one can imagine the surprise of those he passed on the track.
As an owner of a Subaru Outback, I of course checked out the Subaru display. This is the upcoming Subaru BRZ, a sports car developed with Toyota (20-percent owner of Subaru) without Subaru’s usual all-wheel-drive. It’s certainly cool looking, and it has Subaru’s boxer engine, but it’ll be interesting to see how potential owners react to the lack of all-wheel-drive. (Of course, if you want all-wheel-drive, you can get an Impreza WRX STI, with a 305-horsepower flat four.)
The ponycar wars of the ’60s continue with the Chevy Camaro …
… and the Ford Mustang:
The new competition in this category is, of all things, a Hyundai — the Genesis coupe, available with either a 210-horsepower turbocharged four or a 306-horsepower V-6.
I drove one of these at a Bergstrom Susan G. Komen Driver for the Cure event two years ago. I believe I wrote it was more fun than a box of puppies that had just been fed. Other than my usual issue of my height vs. the car’s (lack of) height, it would be a fun ownership experience.
I drove the sedan version, which has a V-8 like the Detroit big cars of old (and unlike the Detroit big cars of today save the Cadillac CTS-V, Dodge Charger and Chrysler 300), at last year’s Drive for the Cure. I was impressed by its turbine-like power, its heated and cooled seats, and its 528-watt sound system, more power than some radio stations put out.
For those who like their V-8s from domestic manufacturers, you can choose the Cadillac CTS-V sedan, coupe (above) …
… and station wagon. I’m not sure how usable the wagon’s storage space is, but getting the kids to their current sports team would be a stylish, yet fast, trip. (We’d have to get the wagon because the coupe has one fewer seat than we need.)
What? You ask if something’s missing?
You didn’t think I’d forget a Corvette, did you? (The ZR1 was locked, but the convertible wasn’t. I still fit.)
Anyone who has seen my face on this blog or elsewhere knows that my face is partially covered by facial hair. (Since the winter of 1992–93, for those who didn’t know.)
Seeking to improve its public profile, the American Mustache Institute introduced a proposal it called the Stimulus To Allow Critical Hair Expenses — yes, STACHE — Act, a tax deduction of up to $250 for, yes, facial hair expenses:
The STACHE Act is based on the celebrated white paper “Mustached Americans And The Triple Bottom Line.” … Written by noted tax policy professor Dr.John Yeutter, Ph.D., CFP, Associate Professor of Accounting and Tax Policy at Northeastern State University, it argues that the social and environmental benefits to mustache growth and maintenance provide a service to the U.S. economy.
“Given the clear link between the growing and maintenance of mustaches and incremental income … mustache maintenance costs qualify for and should be considered as a deductible expense …,” Dr. Yeutter wrote.
Said $250 tax deduction would cover such expenses as:
Mustache and beard trimming instruments;
Mustache wax and weightless conditioning agents;
Facial hair coloring products (for men and women over 43 years of age);
Bacon;
Mustache combs and mirrors;
DVD collections of “Magnum P.I.” and “Smokey and the Bandit”;
Mustache insurance (now required by state law in Alabama, Oregon, Maine, New Mexico, and Puerto Rico);
Billy clubs or bodyguards to keep women away as a mustache increases good looks by an estimated 38 percent;
Little black books and jumbo packages of kielbasa sausage;
Burt Reynolds wallet-sized photos.
I don’t know how many people AMI expected to read Yeutter’s white paper. I did. The Environmental Impact part claims:
Mustache grooming aids are largely natural and environmentally friendly, and do not contribute to either ozone depletion or global warming as is the case with other hair care products.
In addition, the cookie duster can act as a natural warming device, allowing the Mustached American to reduce dependencies on artificial heating devices and save vast quantities of energy during cooler months. Further, proper mustache maintenance reduces solid waste, as not only are the vibrissae themselves not deposited into landfills, but also a significant amount of disposable razors are saved from dangerous misuse.
Other environmental benefits of the appropriate growth and grooming of mustaches include inarguable proof that owning and operating a proper mustache reduces shaving, thus reducing the use of water, shaving cream, and environmentally harmful chemicals found in after-shave lotions and tonics. Additionally, reduced nasal drainage caused by breathing harmful pathogens are effectively filtered through mustache fur, thus limiting the amount of dangerous carbon dioxide reaching the ozone layer.
If you’re not convinced by now of the seriousness of AMI’s proposal, consider that AMI further proposed to publicize the STACHE Act by holding a Million Mustache March on Washington on April 1.
The STACHE Act is of little use to me, since I use neither mustache wax nor “weightless conditioning agents” nor “facial hair coloring products,” and I’m really not interested in the DVDs or the Burt Reynolds photos. (However, I would take the bacon and kielbasa deductions.)
But to demonstrate that truth is stranger than fiction:
After barnstorming the Nation’s Capitol in support of the proposed Stache Act (details and white paper here), the office of of [sic] Maryland 6th district U.S. Rep. Roscoe Bartlett informed the American Mustache Institute that the congressman has begun the process of ensuring the ‘Stache Act becomes law by passing the proposal to the House Ways and Means Committee for study — an essential first step for tax legislation.
The surprising thing is not that a congressman—Rep. Bartlett, a Republican—would support the creation of another tax loophole. …
Instead, it was odd that Bartlett would even participate in what clearly seems to be an elaborate parody of Washington, D.C., think tanks and advocacy groups—and Congress. (The group is, after all, holding a rally on Capitol Hill on April 1.)
So I called Bartlett’s office to see if something so silly could possibly be real. Sure enough, it is—but there’s a wrinkle: Congressman Bartlett was never aware that the bill had been referred to the committee in his name. …
“Congressman Bartlett has referred their proposal to the Ways and Means Committee, without commenting on the merit of the bill,” Lisa Wright, Bartlett’s press secretary, told me. The House Ways and Means Committee, Wright explained, has jurisdiction since the Stache Act is a tax bill.
Wright was then asked that since Bartlett referred the bill with comment, would she be able to comment on her boss’s opinion of the proposed legislation. “Congressman Bartlett merely referred it without recommendation,” Wright told me after a big pause.
Indeed, Wright conceded, when asked whether it’s a waste of the congressman’s time to be toying with legislative stunts like this one, that Bartlett actually knew nothing about the bill he supposedly had referred to the House Ways and Means Committee.
“I did not raise it with him,” Wright admitted. “Actually it’s a staff referral . . . I did it, I referred it.” When asked whether Congressman Bartlett knew about the referral, Wright sheepishly said, “I don’t think I told him yet.”
That was posted Tuesday. One day later:
UPDATE: Lisa Wright called Wednesday morning to clarify that she only referred the mustache proposal to the Ways and Means Committee, and did not actually send a bill to the committee. In a follow-up message left on my voicemail, Wright says, “Please check Thomas to look for the Stache Act. You will not find it. It does not exist. There is no bill. There is no legislation. And an advocacy group that characterizes it as legislation—and you used that term with me—does not make it legislation.”
I think Wright’s next job evaluation with Bartlett might not go so well.