Incomplete, yet amazingly accurate

Some of my hometown is depicted well in this Lia Spaulding Design map:

However, my neighborhood is not on this map. The three places I lived are all northeast of “Swamp Things” and east of “Pretty Flowers.” My four cousins lived in “Malls & Suburbia.” My father worked at the border between “Hippies” and “Pretty Flowers,” and my mother worked at “Madison (Area Technical) College.” And of course I spent five years at “You’ve Said It All.”