• Happy (?) Cost of Government Day

    July 23, 2012
    US politics, Wisconsin politics

    Today is Cost of Government Day in Wisconsin, the government spending side of Tax Freedom Day, when the overburdened Wisconsin taxpayer is finally done paying for federal, state and local government spending.

    Wisconsin ranks 41st; put another way, Wisconsin has the 10th latest Cost of Government Day, which means only nine states have more federal, state and local spending. Two of those are our neighbors, Illinois and Minnesota.

    You’ll notice that Tax Freedom Day is three months and two days before Cost of Government Day, which demonstrates the grotesquely out-of-balance federal budget, despite the fact that one-fourth of our gross domestic product is sucked into the federal rathole.

    And for what, you ask? Excellent question:

    This graphic shows the increase in federal employment from 2010 to 2011. Two of these agencies listed here, the Education and Homeland Security departments, should be abolished because neither education nor homeland security has improved since those departments were established.

    As for Wisconsin …

    … notice that this state is in the top 25 percent of states in terms of state and local government employees. Since employee compensation is the top expense of any unit of government below the state (and second highest behind shared revenue in the case of the state), the more government employees you have, the more spending you have.

    It should be obvious as well that the more units of government you have, the more government spending you have. Wisconsin has 3,120 units of government, second per capita only to Illinois, a state no one should want to emulate.

    This is despite the praise the report gives Gov. Scott Walker:

    In 2010, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker aimed to close a $3.6 billion state budget deficit by confronting the unsustainable liabilities in the state’s pension and benefits system. His proposals ended collective bargaining for most state employee union members and offered paycheck protection to workers. …

    A recent study conducted by the Beacon Hill Institute looked at the effectiveness of the Wisconsin reforms. It found the measures prevented “painful tax increases that would have damaged the state’s private economy.” The study also showed that over 6500 public sector jobs, and somewhere between 11,500 and 14,000 private sector jobs, have been spared due to the proposal’s cost-savings.

    Finally, the Walker budget saved Wisconsin taxpayers over $1 billion during its first year. In terms of COGD, this amounts to 1.37 days of work in the Badger State. Coupled with other reforms, Wisconsin has gone from an almost $4 billion deficit to a surplus in two years, without raising taxes. Governor Walker’s efforts should be used as a model for other states in order to reduce spending and tackle the unaffordable liabilities of bloated public worker pay and benefits.

    Yeah, well, notice that Wisconsin, despite having about 2 percent of the country’s population (which is in about the middle), still is in the top 10 for government spending. The Walker reforms remain in the necessary-but-not-sufficient category.

    In other words, Wisconsin remains a tax, spending and regulatory hell. And the effect of that is shown on this map:

    Making use of date from the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), we calculated both the number of taxpayers migrating and the adjusted gross income (AGI) that left the state. That is, we have calculated how much money—in terms of personal income—states lose or gain due to the migration of taxpayers. Our findings confirm previous studies, in which taxpayers leave states with high taxes, unfunded pensions and healthcare liabilities.

    Due to the ease of interstate migration, taxpayers can easily avoid higher taxes by moving to another state. Consequentially, there is a significant effect wherein a rise in tax rates can lead to lower government revenues as individuals flee. There are nine states with no income tax: Alaska, Florida, Nevada, New Hampshire, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Washington and Wyoming. In 2010 alone, these states gained a net total of over 134,000 new residents; additionally, these migrants brought with them over $6.7 billion of net adjusted income, according to IRS data.

    In contrast, the ten states with the highest tax burden: California, Connecticut, Maine, Minnesota, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont and Wisconsin lost around 200,921 residents and $7.4 billion of net adjusted income in 2009 alone.

    From 2001 to 2010, the ten states with the highest tax burden lost over 2.5 million residents. These residents took with them a staggering $80.03 billion in adjusted income. …

    The migration of residents from high to low-tax states has been the biggest issue facing state governments in over ten years. Without significant fiscal restraint as well as reforms in public employee pension and healthcare retirement programs, states with heavy tax and entitlement burdens will continue to see residents leave for lower-tax states, further draining state treasuries.

    And people wonder why Wisconsin still sucks wind in personal income growth, business starts and other measures of personal vitality. If all the government we have had a positive effect on our quality of life, Wisconsin wouldn’t have lost all those people who left this state in search of more opportunity elsewhere.

    At this point, someone usually asks, well, what government would you be willing to give up? To which I reply: The State Patrol, everyone with the title “executive assistant” in any state government agency (who are political appointees), most people with the title “communications officer” (or the equivalent) in every state government agency, a large chunk of the Department of Natural Resources (particularly the part that buys land to take it off the tax rolls), full-time state legislators, most staffers who work for state legislators, the (full-time) Milwaukee school board, mass transit in the state’s largest cities (Want mass transit? Pay for it yourself) and every cent of funding for political candidates. I may think of more later.

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  • President Obama vs. Dr. Taranto

    July 23, 2012
    media, US politics

    James Taranto of the Wall Street Journal switches from excellent journalist/commentator to psychiatrist, and his “patient” doesn’t come out well:

    The Romney campaign is out with a very effective new ad illuminating and responding to President Obama’s disparagement of individual achievement. The ad constructs a dialogue between Obama and Jack Gilchrist, a political independent who is president of Gilchrist Metal Fabricating Co., a small industrial concern conveniently located in the swing state of New Hampshire. …

    Gilchrist: “My father’s hands didn’t build this company? My hands didn’t build this company? My son’s hands aren’t building this company? Did somebody else take out the loan on my father’s house that financed the equipment? Did somebody else make payroll every week and figure out where it’s coming from? President Obama, you’re killin’ us out here. Through hard work and a little bit of luck, we built this business. Why are you demonizing us for it? We are the solution, not the problem. It’s time we had somebody who believes in us–someone who believes that achievement should be rewarded, not punished. We need somebody who believes in America.”

    That somebody, obviously, is Mitt Romney, who delivers his rebuttal to “You didn’t build that” (we quoted it yesterday). …

    For it seems to us that Obama’s generalities about success being undeserved are absolutely true in one particular case: that of Barack Obama. Unearned success is the central theme of his life story. …

    In 1995, Obama published an autobiography, “Dreams From My Father,” substantial portions of which turn out to have been fictional. Just how substantial has become clear since David Maraniss published his heavily reported biography, but it had not gone unnoticed before, as evidenced by this 2008 piece from the New York Times’s Janny Scott …

    And he would not have been elected president in 2008 without a series of lucky breaks. As Joshua Green noted in The Atlantic Monthly, strategic errors by Hillary Clinton’s campaign made it possible for the junior senator from Illinois to eke out a narrow victory over her …

    What gave his campaign much of its appeal also was not what he had done, but what he was. As Janny Scott put it in that 2008 piece: “Out of his story, he has also drawn the central promise of his campaign: if a biracial son of a Kenyan and a Kansan could reconcile the seemingly irreconcilable in himself, a divided country could do the same.” …

    Obama recently said his biggest shortcoming as president was that he has failed to tell the electorate “the story that tells us where he’s going.” But he’s certainly told a story: a story in which he has personally achieved great things, like saving Detroit and killing Osama bin Laden, whereas everything that’s gone wrong is the fault of somebody else–George W. Bush, congressional Republicans, corporate jet owners, etc.

    The problem with this story is that it is manifestly untrue. Obama not only has failed to deliver on the extravagant promises–world peace and racial harmony and receding oceans and free medical care for all. He has fallen short even of a minimal standard of political and governmental competence.

    What is the root of Barack Obama’s ressentiment? Why does he insist that men like Jack Gilchrist don’t deserve their success? Not because they are successful. Even if Obama loses in a landslide, he will have enjoyed more success than most people can dream of in a lifetime.

    No, Obama resents their modest success precisely because they did earn it.

    This self-inflicted wound isn’t going away. As I said last week, every bit of “help” a business gets is earned. The business has to prove its worth to financial institutions and investors. The business has to prove its value to its customers, or it loses its customers. Even advice a business owner gets from other business owners is usually delivered with a pay-it-forward expectation, as happened to me when we bought half of a newspaper 20 years ago. (And I’ve tried to do that since then.)

    What has Obama earned? (Other than a vote for someone not named Obama Nov. 6.)

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  • Presty the DJ for July 23

    July 23, 2012
    Music

    Today in 1965, the Beatles asked for  …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maZLYYEYzHI

    Birthdays start with Cleveland Dunkin of the Penguins:

    Dino Danelli played the drums for the Young Rascals:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkgozdtsh_g

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoKVl_CHWq8

    Blair Thornton played guitar for Bachman–Turner Overdrive:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j83xviHVmGg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LNH27s5ULE

    Ian Thomas was a one-hit wonder in this country and a bigger act in the Great White North:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3pvsiQvSPs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5eyrmt5YwM

    Janis Siegel (who we once saw in a Lawrence University concert) sang for the Manhattan Transfer:

    Depeche Mode’s Martin Gore:

    Who is Saul Hudson? Slash of Guns N Roses:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlzptZ9wieQ

    Sam Waters of Color Me Badd:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooehGnxcUOQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLIeUTHNyBM

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  • Presty the DJ for July 22

    July 22, 2012
    Music

    Birthdays start with the indescribable George Clinton of Parliament Funkadelic:

    Rick Davies played keyboards for Supertramp:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYpPaZEnM-M

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OhtAnxqfQ0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx-tRNv-w7E

    Estelle Bennett was the older sister of Ronnie Spector, and both were part of the Ronettes:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzhbGaCwBzs

    Don Henley of the Eagles:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGr6mj5E90g

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgE-Oedaiyk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bBWBG9r2o

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4MoRsBz5H0

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kslHr7_9Zac

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  • Presty the DJ for July 21

    July 21, 2012
    Music

    It figures after yesterday’s encyclopedia of music knowledge that there are no interesting moments in rock history today and only three birthdays of note: Larry Tolbert, drummer of Raydio …

    … Taco Ocheriski, an ’80s one-hit wonder …

    … and Yusaf Islam, formerly known as Cat Stevens:

    (Stevens, or Islam, either put himself in the Foot in Mouth Hall of Shame or revealed the cancer within his own soul when he approved of the fatwa an imam put on author Salman Rushdie for daring to write The Satanic Verses. Some radio stations refused to play Stevens’ music after that. I thought that was a poor decision at the time; my suggestion was to play Cat Stevens songs, followed immediately by a record from another Stevens — Ray’s “Ahab the Arab.” Needless to say, that would not fly today.)

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  • The rings of excellence

    July 20, 2012
    media, Sports

    Sports fans are familiar with the bracket that shows off how teams got from their playoff berths to the championship of their league.

    Hyperakt has created an alternative — the Champions Ring, which depicts playoffs not from left to right on a bracket (or from outside to inside in the case of the 68-team NCAA basketball bracket), but from the outside to the middle of a ring. The initial participants are on the outside, with each survivor moving to the next inner ring on the way to the middle, the championship.

    Let’s start with the 2010 NFL season, culminating in Super Bowl XLV:

    Moving from outside left to inside, Green Bay (in dark green) beat Philadelphia (in “midnight green”) 21–16, then beat Atlanta (in red) 48–21, then beat Chicago (in orange) 21–14, then beat Pittsburgh (in gold) 31–25.

    The same concept applies for the 1996 season, which ended with the Super Bowl XXXI title:

    Since the NFL and the American Football League didn’t merge until the 1970 season, HyperAkt shows the NFL playoffs in 1966 …

    … and 1967:

    The only other Wisconsin major pro sports teams to win a title were the 1971 Milwaukee Bucks …

    … and the 1957 Milwaukee Braves:

    The Brewers got to the World Series in 1982 …

    … and the National League Championship Series last season:


    The one downside to this form is that you can’t easily tell who the higher seeds were in each of the matchups. In brackets, the home or higher-seeded team is usually listed on the bottom. The remarkable thing about the Packers’ Super Bowl XLV win was that they had to win three road games just to get to the Super Bowl, which meant they were the lower-seeded team in every game. In contract, the Packers were the number one seed in the 1996 season, which is how they got two home games in the NFC playoffs.

    One aesthetic note (because you know I’m interested in aesthetics) is about the creators’ choice of colors. The Packers are of course in dark green. (That’s even though the Packers went back and forth between navy blue — because Curly Lambeau attended Notre Dame — and green until Vince Lombardi came to town.) So are the Bucks, even though the Bucks (wrongly) deemphasized green in favor of purple in the 1990s and much of the 2000s. (That’s even though the uniforms had three shades of green — for those keeping score, forest, kelly and lime — in the ’70s and ’80s, with red part of the ensemble in the ’70s. The Bucks’ original green and red were supposed to represent, natch, the Packers and Badgers.)

    The Brewers are depicted in what’s called Vegas gold (they should call it “lager gold”), even though they were royal blue and yellowgold from 1970 to 1993. The Braves are in red, even though red has always been secondary to blue in Boston, Milwaukee and Atlanta. That may say more about the excessive number of blue teams in baseball than anything else.

    (The only reason the Brewers are blue, by the way, is that the Brewers inherited the blue and gold uniforms of the Seattle Pilots, which went bankrupt after their first and only season, in 1969. Brewers owner Bud Selig purchased the team so late in spring training that the Pilots-turned-Brewers had no other choice, going so far as to replace the PILOTS lettering on the front of the uniforms with BREWERS. Photos of the time reveal the old outline on the uniforms. The franchise’s colors really should be black, for dark beer; gold, for lager; and cream, either for the head or for Milwaukee’s nickname as the Cream City.)

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  • So what are you doing this summer?

    July 20, 2012
    Parenthood/family

    This.

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  • Presty the DJ for July 20

    July 20, 2012
    Music

    Today in 1968, Iron Butterfly’s “In-a-Gadda-da-Vita” reached the  charts. It is said to be the first heavy metal song to chart. It charted at number 117.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LHNmG0X4t4

    At the other end of the charts was South African trumpeter Hugh Masekela:

    Quite a selection of birthdays today, starting with T.G. Sheppard:

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  • More reaction to Comrade Obama

    July 19, 2012
    US business, US politics

    Reaction continues to President Obama’s spectacularly stupid and offensive comments about business.

    Michael Barone starts where Obama left off:

    In other words, Steve Jobs didn’t make Apple happen. It was the work of a teacher union member — er, great teacher — and the government agencies that paved I-280 and El Camino Real that made Apple happen.

    High earners don’t deserve the money they make, Obama apparently thinks. It’s the gift of government, and they shouldn’t begrudge handing more of it back to government.

    And that’s true, as he told Charlie Gibson of ABC News in 2008, even if those higher tax rates produce less revenue for the government, as has been the case with rate increases on capital gains.

    The government should take away the money as a matter of “fairness.” …

    But maybe Obama’s Captain-Ahab-like pursuit of higher tax rates just comes from a sense that no one earns success and that there’s no connection between effort and reward. …

    The Obama Democrats seem to believe that there’s no downside risk in threatening huge tax increases for everyone and in asserting that if you’re successful “someone else made that happen.”

    But the Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday how affluent Denver suburbanites have soured on Obama. Obama tied John McCain 49% to 49% among voters with over $100,000 of income in 2008, but in NBC/WSJ polls this year they’ve favored Mitt Romney 50% to 44%.

    Affluent voters trended Democratic over two decades on cultural issues.

    But economic issues dominate this year, and they may not appreciate Obama’s assertion that they don’t deserve what they’ve earned.

    Arthur Herman adds that Obama wasn’t just speaking about taxes:

    They represent a declaration of war not just on American business, which Obama already wants to hit with higher taxes come January, but the entire concept of private property.  They’ve put every business and property owner on notice, that the fruits of your business are not yours but ours, and “someone else” — meaning government and those it purports to represent and speak for– is free to appropriate them by any means necessary.

    This administration covertly began its war on property rights in 2009 when it seized control of General Motors and put the government and unions in charge, shoving aside legitimate credit-holders.  But now the mask is completely off and we can see Obama firmly in a line of radical thought going back to Jean-Jacques Rousseau, the first modern thinker to claim that private property was the source of all our ills, Karl Marx, and Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, who declared “Property is Theft.”

    That kind of thinking flies in the face of a tradition older than the Founding Fathers and defined by John Locke, that anything in nature with which I mingle my labor is rightfully mine–including the capital I invest to make the fruits of that property grow.  For most small business owners, that capital is often their own personal labor, as any farmer, owner of a hair salon, dry cleaning parlor, car dealership, or video game software company, can tell you.  Yet even if that company becomes as big as Apple or Starbucks, it still carries the seed of that original mingling of nature and labor.  Its success is still the property of its owner or owners, and no one else’s.

    Now Obama wants to sweeps that fundamental principle aside.   “If you’ve been successful,” he told his Roanoke listeners, “you didn’t get there on your own.”  That’s because (goes the argument) your property depends on roads and bridges and police and fire departments (even though you paid for them in taxes), and the labor of your employees (even though you pay their wages, not the government).  So what you own, the president and others like him are saying, becomes in effect a public holding subject to rules of “fairness” and the “common good.”

    This doesn’t just gut the concept of private property; it opens the door to social chaos.

    Because if the government, or anyone else, feels that I’ve taken more than my fair share of that public holding, then they can help themselves–either through taxation (a power which, thanks to the ObamaCare Supreme Court decision, now looks virtually unlimited) or other, more violent means.

    In short, Occupy Wall Street has just found a new commander in chief, and his name is Barack Obama.

    There are those who claim Obama’s statement was taken out of context. (There are two ways to prevent being taken out of context: (1) Keep your mouth shut, or (2) say exactly and only what you intend to say.)

    The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto smacks down that claim:

    The Obama campaign hotly disputes Romney’s contention that the president meant what he said. A “fact check” from the Obama-Biden “Truth Team” (formerly Attack Watch) claims that Romney “is taking President Obama’s words out of context” to produce “a complete distortion.” Here is the full context, as presented by the Truth Team:

    If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen. The Internet didn’t get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet. The point is, is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together.The Team then explains: “The President’s full remarks show that the ‘that’ in ‘you didn’t build that’ clearly refers to roads and bridges–public infrastructure we count on the government to build and maintain.”

    That’s bunk, and not only because “business” is more proximate to the pronoun “that” and therefore its more likely antecedent. The Truth Team’s interpretation is ungrammatical. “Roads and bridges” is plural; “that” is singular. If the Team is right about Obama’s meaning, he should have said, “You didn’t build those.”

    Barack Obama is supposed to be the World’s Greatest Orator, the smartest man in the world. Yet his campaign asks us to believe he is not even competent to construct a sentence.

    Taranto adds:

    There’s a website called didntbuildthat.com with a variety of hilarious treatments of the Obama philosophy. Of course, whoever’s running the site didn’t build that. As he acknowledges, Al Gore did. And hey, remember Julia, Barack Obama’s composite girlfriend? At 42, she starts a Web business. Under President Obama, she didn’t build that.

    Obama may be God’s gift to comedy, but Romney is right that the philosophical stakes here are serious. The president’s remark was a direct attack on the principle of individual responsibility, the foundation of American freedom. If “you didn’t build that,” then you have no moral claim to it, and those with political power are morally justified in taking it away and using it to buy more political power. “I think that when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody,” Obama said in another candid moment, in 2008.

    Obama helpfully provided much of the narration for Mitt Romney’s latest online ad:

    Former White House Chief of Staff John Sununu earlier this week was forced to apologize for saying “I wish this president would learn how to be an American.”

    What Sununu should have said was what Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, potentially Romney’s vice presidential pick (who originally is from india), said:

    “The problem is that the private sector is so foreign to our President that he would need a passport to go there and a translator to understand what is happening once he arrived.”

    There is no reason — none — for anyone to vote for Obama.

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  • Another challenge for …

    July 19, 2012
    media, US politics

    Tim Stanley of London’s Telegraph equates the presidential candidates to cartoon superheroes, and suggests a non-cartoon non-hero:

    On Sunday, Team Obama sent out a cute picture of Obama and Biden high-fiving each other with the title “Dynamic Duo” – implying that Obama is Batman and Biden is Robin. On Monday, the Washington Examiner reported that the Obama campaign intends to use the release of The Dark Knight Rises to crystallize the differences between their man and Romney. The villain of the movie is called Bane and Romney’s former company happens to be called Bain, which has led to some (pretty thin) comparisons between Mitt and the asthmatic behemoth who levels Gotham City. …

    Friends, we’ve been here before – although Batman used to be a Republican archetype. In 2008, Barack Obama and John McCain were asked by Entertainment Weekly which superhero they most identified with. Liberal Obama chose Spider-Man, because he is riddled with inner-turmoil: “The guys who have too many powers, like Superman, that always made me think they weren’t really earning their superhero status.” Conservative McCain chose Batman, because he’s a powerful man who understands the difference between good and evil: “He does justice sometimes against insurmountable odds.” It was a popular theory at the time that the rebooted Batman franchise was an endorsement of Bush’s war on terror, and a writer for the American Spectator naively predictedthat his fellow countrymen would pick Batman over Spider-Man in the November vote. They did not.

    Four years later and it is Obama claiming to be Batman, even though the Telegraph’s Robert Colvile makes a good case for The Dark Knight Rises being a conservative movie (Bruce Wayne is very much part of the one percent). …

    What a tragedy it is that Americans can’t pick their fantasy icons in a way that better reflects the realities of the world. Let me nominate a new candidate: Darth Vader. Sure, The Empire was tyrannical and prejudiced towards Ewoks. But it was also super efficient, brought peace to millions of planets, had some amazing military hardware and cool uniforms. Moreover, Darth Vader was a charismatic, decisive leader with the kind of on-the-job experience that the USA needs right now. Of course, his image might need a little softening. Imagine an ad that opens with Darth at home at the barbeque, the little Vaders playing with the dog in the background. “Just like you,” he tells the camera, “I’m worried about the price of gas. Raaasp. Why hasn’t this President got a plan to increase domestic oil production? Raaasp. I pledge that I will open up the Alaska wilderness for exploration and build the pipeline, because energy is our future. Raaasp. I am the Sith Lord, the Destroyer of Worlds and Crusher of Souls – and I endorse this ad. Raaasp.”

    Since Vader’s voice is the great James Earl Jones, presidential candidate Vader would have a much better voice than either Obama or Romney.

    As for myself, though I could identify with Superman, or more accurately his alter ego …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1C8d2qZrbA

    … I prefer a different superhero …

    … even though no employee of our great college-town newspaper is a short Asian man who knows all the martial arts. And I’m not chauffeured to where I’m needed in a black Chrysler (although I could drive this black Chrysler product).

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    • Adventures in ruralu0026nbsp;inkBack in June 2009, I was driving somewhere through a rural area. And for some reason, I had a flashback to two experiences in my career about that time of year many years ago. In 1988, eight days after graduating from the University of Wisconsin, I started work at the Grant County Herald Independent in Lancaster as a — well, the — reporter. Four years after that, on my 27th birthday, I purchased, with a business partner, the Tri-County Press in Cuba City, my first business venture. Both were experiences about which Wisconsin author Michael Perry might write. I thought about all this after reading a novel, The Deadline, written by a former newspaper editor and publisher. (Now who would write a novel about a weekly newspaper?) As a former newspaper owner, I picked at some of it — why finance a newspaper purchase through the bank if the seller is willing to finance it? Because the mean bank lender is a plot point! — and it is much more interesting than reality, but it is very well written, with a nicely twisting plot, and quite entertaining, again more so than reality. There is something about that first job out of college that makes you remember it perhaps more…
    • Adventures in radioI’ve been in the full-time work world half my life. For that same amount of time I’ve been broadcasting sports as a side interest, something I had wanted to since I started listening to games on radio and watching on TV, and then actually attending games. If you ask someone who’s worked in radio for some time about the late ’70s TV series “WKRP in Cincinnati,” most of them will tell you that, if anything, the series understated how wacky working in radio can be. Perhaps the funniest episode in the history of TV is the “WKRP” episode, based on a true story, about the fictional radio station’s Thanksgiving promotion — throwing live turkeys out of a helicopter under the mistaken belief that, in the words of WKRP owner Arthur Carlson, “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0] I’ve never been involved in anything like that. I have announced games from the roofs of press boxes (once on a nice day, and once in 50-mph winds), from a Mississippi River bluff (more on that later), and from the front row of the second balcony of the University of Wisconsin Fieldhouse (great view, but not a place to go if…
    • “Good morning/afternoon/evening, ________ fans …”
    • My biggest storyEarlier this week, while looking for something else, I came upon some of my own work. (I’m going to write a blog someday called “Things I Found While Looking for Something Else.” This is not that blog.) The Grant County Sheriff’s Department, in the county where I used to live, has a tribute page to the two officers in county history who died in the line of duty. One is William Loud, a deputy marshal in Cassville, shot to death by two bank robbers in 1912. The other is Tom Reuter, a Grant County deputy sheriff who was shot to death at the end of his 4 p.m.-to-midnight shift March 18, 1990. Gregory Coulthard, then a 19-year-old farmhand, was convicted of first-degree intentional homicide and is serving a life sentence, with his first eligibility for parole on March 18, 2015, just 3½ years from now. I’ve written a lot over the years. I think this, from my first two years in the full-time journalism world, will go down as the story I remember the most. For journalists, big stories contain a paradox, which was pointed out in CBS-TV’s interview of Andy Rooney on his last “60 Minutes” Sunday. Morley Safer said something along the line…
  • Food and drink
    • The Roesch/Prestegard familyu0026nbsp;cookbookFrom the family cookbook(s) All the families I’m associated with love to eat, so it’s a good thing we enjoy cooking. The first out-of-my-house food memory I have is of my grandmother’s cooking for Christmas or other family occasions. According to my mother, my grandmother had a baked beans recipe that she would make for my mother. Unfortunately, the recipe seems to have  disappeared. Also unfortunately, my early days as a picky, though voluminous, eater meant I missed a lot of those recipes made from such wholesome ingredients as lard and meat fat. I particularly remember a couple of meals that involve my family. The day of Super Bowl XXXI, my parents, my brother, my aunt and uncle and a group of their friends got together to share lots of food and cheer on the Packers to their first NFL title in 29 years. (After which Jannan and I drove to Lambeau Field in the snow,  but that’s another story.) Then, on Dec. 31, 1999, my parents, my brother, my aunt and uncle and Jannan and I (along with Michael in utero) had a one-course-per-hour meal to appropriately end years beginning with the number 1. Unfortunately I can’t remember what we…
    • SkålI was the editor of Marketplace Magazine for 10 years. If I had to point to one thing that demonstrates improved quality of life since I came to Northeast Wisconsin in 1994, it would be … … the growth of breweries and  wineries in Northeast Wisconsin. The former of those two facts makes sense, given our heritage as a brewing state. The latter is less self-evident, since no one thinks of Wisconsin as having a good grape-growing climate. Some snobs claim that apple or cherry wines aren’t really wines at all. But one of the great facets of free enterprise is the opportunity to make your own choice of what food and drink to drink. (At least for now, though some wish to restrict our food and drink choices.) Wisconsin’s historically predominant ethnic group (and our family’s) is German. Our German ancestors did unfortunately bring large government and high taxes with them, but they also brought beer. Europeans brought wine with them, since they came from countries with poor-quality drinking water. Within 50 years of a wave of mid-19th-century German immigration, brewing had become the fifth largest industry in the U.S., according to Maureen Ogle, author of Ambitious Brew: The Story of American Beer. Beer and wine have…
  • Wheels
    • America’s sports carMy birthday in June dawned without a Chevrolet Corvette in front of my house. (The Corvette at the top of the page was featured at the 2007 Greater Milwaukee Auto Show. The copilot is my oldest son, Michael.) Which isn’t surprising. I have three young children, and I have a house with a one-car garage. (Then again, this would be more practical, though a blatant pluck-your-eyes-out violation of the Corvette ethos. Of course, so was this.) The reality is that I’m likely to be able to own a Corvette only if I get a visit from the Corvette Fairy, whose office is next door to the Easter Bunny. (I hope this isn’t foreshadowing: When I interviewed Dave Richter of Valley Corvette for a car enthusiast story in the late great Marketplace Magazine, he said that the most popular Corvette in most fans’ minds was a Corvette built during their days in high school. This would be a problem for me in that I graduated from high school in 1983, when no Corvette was built.) The Corvette is one of those cars whose existence may be difficult to understand within General Motors Corp. The Corvette is what is known as a “halo car,” a car that drives people into showrooms, even if…
    • Barges on fouru0026nbsp;wheelsI originally wrote this in September 2008.  At the Fox Cities Business Expo Tuesday, a Smart car was displayed at the United Way Fox Cities booth. I reported that I once owned a car into which trunk, I believe, the Smart could be placed, with the trunk lid shut. This is said car — a 1975 Chevrolet Caprice coupe (ours was dark red), whose doors are, I believe, longer than the entire Smart. The Caprice, built down Interstate 90 from us Madisonians in Janesville (a neighbor of ours who worked at the plant probably helped put it together) was the flagship of Chevy’s full-size fleet (which included the stripper Bel Air and middle-of-the-road Impala), featuring popular-for-the-time vinyl roofs, better sound insulation, an upgraded cloth interior, rear fender skirts and fancy Caprice badges. The Caprice was 18 feet 1 inch long and weighed 4,300 pounds. For comparison: The midsize Chevrolet of the ear was the Malibu, which was the same approximate size as the Caprice after its 1977 downsizing. The compact Chevrolet of the era was the Nova, which was 200 inches long — four inches longer than a current Cadillac STS. Wikipedia’s entry on the Caprice has this amusing sentence: “As fuel economy became a bigger priority among Americans…
    • Behind the wheel
    • Collecting only dust or rust
    • Coooooooooooupe!
    • Corvettes on the screen
    • The garage of misfit cars
    • 100 years (and one day) of our Chevrolets
    • They built Excitement, sort of, once in a while
    • A wagon by any otheru0026nbsp;nameFirst written in 2008. You will see more don’t-call-them-station-wagons as you drive today. Readers around my age have probably had some experience with a vehicle increasingly rare on the road — the station wagon. If you were a Boy Scout or Girl Scout, or were a member of some kind of youth athletic team, or had a large dog, or had relatives approximately your age, or had friends who needed to be transported somewhere, or had parents who occasionally had to haul (either in the back or in a trailer) more than what could be fit inside a car trunk, you (or, actually, your parents) were the target demographic for the station wagon. “Station wagons came to be like covered wagons — so much family activity happened in those cars,” said Tim Cleary, president of the American Station Wagon Owners Association, in Country Living magazine. Wagons “were used for everything from daily runs to the grocery store to long summer driving trips, and while many men and women might have wanted a fancier or sportier car, a station wagon was something they knew they needed for the family.” The “station wagon” originally was a vehicle with a covered seating area to take people between train stations…
    • Wheels on theu0026nbsp;screenBetween my former and current blogs, I wrote a lot about automobiles and TV and movies. Think of this post as killing two birds (Thunderbirds? Firebirds? Skylarks?) with one stone. Most movies and TV series view cars the same way most people view cars — as A-to-B transportation. (That’s not counting the movies or series where the car is the plot, like the haunted “Christine” or “Knight Rider” or the “Back to the Future” movies.) The philosophy here, of course, is that cars are not merely A-to-B transportation. Which disqualifies most police shows from what you’re about to read, even though I’ve watched more police video than anything else, because police cars are plain Jane vehicles. The highlight in a sense is in the beginning: The car chase in my favorite movie, “Bullitt,” featuring Steve McQueen’s 1968 Ford Mustang against the bad guys’ 1968 Dodge Charger: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMc2RdFuOxIu0026amp;fmt=18] One year before that (but I didn’t see this until we got Telemundo on cable a couple of years ago) was a movie called “Operación 67,” featuring (I kid you not) a masked professional wrestler, his unmasked sidekick, and some sort of secret agent plot. (Since I don’t know Spanish and it’s not…
    • While riding in my Cadillac …
  • Entertainments
    • Brass rocksThose who read my former blog last year at this time, or have read this blog over the past months, know that I am a big fan of the rock group Chicago. (Back when they were a rock group and not a singer of sappy ballads, that is.) Since rock music began from elements of country music, jazz and the blues, brass rock would seem a natural subgenre of rock music. A lot of ’50s musical acts had saxophone players, and some played with full orchestras … [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CPS-WuUKUE] … but it wasn’t until the more-or-less simultaneous appearances of Chicago and Blood Sweat u0026amp; Tears on the musical scene (both groups formed in 1967, both had their first charting singles in 1969, and they had the same producer) that the usual guitar/bass/keyboard/drum grouping was augmented by one or more trumpets, a sax player and a trombone player. While Chicago is my favorite group (but you knew that already), the first brass rock song I remember hearing was BSu0026amp;T’s “Spinning Wheel” — not in its original form, but on “Sesame Street,” accompanied by, yes, a giant spinning wheel. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi9sLkyhhlE] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxWSOuNsN20] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9U34uPjz-g] I remember liking Chicago’s “Just You ‘n Me” when it was released as a single, and…
    • Drive and Eat au0026nbsp;RockThe first UW home football game of each season also is the opener for the University of Wisconsin Marching Band, the world’s finest college marching band. (How the UW Band has not gotten the Sudler Trophy, which is to honor the country’s premier college marching bands, is beyond my comprehension.) I know this because I am an alumnus of the UW Band. I played five years (in the last rank of the band, Rank 25, motto: “Where Men Are Tall and Run-On Is Short”), marching in 39 football games at Camp Randall Stadium, the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis, Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Memorial Stadium at the University of Illinois (worst artificial turf I had ever seen), the University of Nevada–Las Vegas’ Sam Boyd Silver Bowl, the former Dyche Stadium at Northwestern University, five high school fields and, in my one bowl game, Legion Field in Birmingham, Ala., site of the 1984 Hall of Fame Bowl. The UW Band was, without question, the most memorable experience of my college days, and one of the most meaningful experiences of my lifetime. It was the most physical experience of my lifetime, to be sure. Fifteen minutes into my first Registration…
    • Keep on rockin’ in the freeu0026nbsp;worldOne of my first ambitions in communications was to be a radio disc jockey, and to possibly reach the level of the greats I used to listen to from WLS radio in Chicago, which used to be one of the great 50,000-watt AM rock stations of the country, back when they still existed. (Those who are aficionados of that time in music and radio history enjoyed a trip to that wayback machine when WLS a Memorial Day Big 89 Rewind, excerpts of which can be found on their Web site.) My vision was to be WLS’ afternoon DJ, playing the best in rock music between 2 and 6, which meant I wouldn’t have to get up before the crack of dawn to do the morning show, yet have my nights free to do whatever glamorous things big-city DJs did. Then I learned about the realities of radio — low pay, long hours, zero job security — and though I have dabbled in radio sports, I’ve pretty much cured myself of the idea of working in radio, even if, to quote WAPL’s Len Nelson, “You come to work every day just like everybody else does, but we’re playing rock ’n’ roll songs, we’re cuttin’ up.…
    • Monday on the flight line, not Saturday in the park
    • Music to drive by
    • The rock ofu0026nbsp;WisconsinWikipedia begins its item “Music of Wisconsin” thusly: Wisconsin was settled largely by European immigrants in the late 19th century. This immigration led to the popularization of galops, schottisches, waltzes, and, especially, polkas. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl7wCczgNUc] So when I first sought to write a blog piece about rock musicians from Wisconsin, that seemed like a forlorn venture. Turned out it wasn’t, because when I first wrote about rock musicians from Wisconsin, so many of them that I hadn’t mentioned came up in the first few days that I had to write a second blog entry fixing the omissions of the first. This list is about rock music, so it will not include, for instance, Milwaukee native and Ripon College graduate Al Jarreau, who in addition to having recorded a boatload of music for the jazz and adult contemporary/easy listening fan, also recorded the theme music for the ’80s TV series “Moonlighting.” Nor will it include Milwaukee native Eric Benet, who was for a while known more for his former wife, Halle Berry, than for his music, which includes four number one singles on the Ru0026amp;B charts, “Spend My Life with You” with Tamia, “Hurricane,” “Pretty Baby” and “You’re the Only One.” Nor will it include Wisconsin’s sizable contributions to big…
    • Steve TV: All Steve, All the Time
    • “Super Steve, Man of Action!”
    • Too much TV
    • The worst music of allu0026nbsp;timeThe rock group Jefferson Airplane titled its first greatest-hits compilation “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane.” Rolling Stone magazine was not being ironic when it polled its readers to decide the 10 worst songs of the 1990s. I’m not sure I agree with all of Rolling Stone’s list, but that shouldn’t be surprising; such lists are meant for debate, after all. To determine the “worst,” songs appropriate for the “Vinyl from Hell” segment that used to be on a Madison FM rock station, requires some criteria, which does not include mere overexposure (for instance, “Macarena,” the video of which I find amusing since it looks like two bankers are singing it). Before we go on: Blog posts like this one require multimedia, so if you find a song you hate on this blog, I apologize. These are also songs that I almost never listen to because my sound system has a zero-tolerance policy — if I’m listening to the radio or a CD and I hear a song I don’t like, it’s, to quote Bad Company, gone gone gone. My blonde wife won’t be happy to read that one of her favorite ’90s songs, 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s Up,” starts the list. (However,…
    • “You have the right to remain silent …”
  • Madison
    • Blasts from the Madison media past
    • Blasts from my Madison past
    • Blasts from our Madison past
    • What’s the matter with Madison?
    • Wisconsin – Madison = ?
  • Sports
    • Athletic aesthetics, or “cardinal” vs. “Big Red”
    • Choose your own announcer
    • La Follette state 1982 (u0022It was 30 years ago todayu0022)
    • The North Dakota–Wisconsin Hockey Fight of 1982
    • Packers vs. Brewers
  • Hall of Fame
    • The case(s) against teacher unions
    • The Class of 1983
    • A hairy subject, or face the face
    • It’s worse than you think
    • It’s worse than you think, 2010–11 edition
    • My favorite interview subject of all time
    • Oh look! Rural people!
    • Prestegard for president!
    • Unions vs. the facts, or Hiding in plain sight
    • When rhetoric goes too far
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