First: How does one combine love of Corvettes, Star Trek and dogs?

With the Meme Generator, of course:

OK, some people prefer Spock to Kirk, so …

Meanwhile, a Facebook group revealed a drag racing video …

… which proves that the great Dick Enberg could announce anything, just like …

… the great Vin Scully.

Meanwhile, if you want to see what professional Steve is up to, click here. (Hint: It involves guns.)