Bizarrely, I have to write about Stephen Colbert twice in a week, because, Scouting Magazine reports:

Earning the Eagle Scout award is “quite an achievement,” says Stephen Colbert. But more than that, writes The Late Show host, earning Eagle is “the first steppingstone toward having your own TV show.”

That’s how “Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.” begins a hilariously awesome congratulatory letter to a newly minted Eagle Scout.

Whether Colbert was even ever a Boy Scout, obviously he either learned something or did his research.