This blog will reach its first birthday, or anniversary, on March 31.
March 18, 2008 was the first day the Marketplace of Ideas blog started. Since I’ve been blogging continuously since that day, March 18 represents my first day as an opinionmongering blogger, I guess.
Following is what I wrote on the original Marketplace of Ideas blog and in the March 18, Â 2008 Marketplace Magazine. Obviously, Marketplace doesn’t exist anymore, but some things haven’t changed.
Before Jay Leno and Johnny Carson, NBC-TVâs âThe Tonight Showâ was hosted by humorist Jack Paar.
More conversationalist than comedian, Paar secured a space in TV history forever by the way he quit on the air in 1960.
NBCâs Standards and Practices department (that is, âcensorsâ) had cut a four-minute-long joke, without bothering to tell Paar, in which an English tourist inquired about âW.C.â (âwater closetâ) facilities with a Swiss schoolmaster who spoke little English. The schoolmaster based his response on his belief that âW.C.â stood for âwayside chapel.â (The whole joke, which todayâs middle schoolers might find amusing, is at http://www.tvacres.com/censorship_jack.htm.)
The next night, Paar announced, live on tape, that he was quitting, saying, âThere must be a better way of making a living than this.â And off he went, leaving announcer/cohost Hugh Downs, looking as if heâd eaten some bad hors dâoeuvres, to fill the rest of the show.
One month, a trip to the Orient and a formal apology from NBC officials later, Paar returned to The Tonight Show. He began his opening monologue with this classic opening: âAs I was saying, before I was interrupted. âŚâ One round of applause later, he added, âWhen I walked off, I said there must be a better way of making a living than this. Well, Iâve looked. ⌠There isnât.â
The preceding is how I decided to announce my return to Marketplace, after a stint of nearly seven years in institutional public relations. That story won out over lyrics from The Whoâs âWonât Get Fooled Againâ (âMeet the new boss, same as the old bossâ) or John Sebastianâs âWelcome Back,â which, I kid you not, I heard on the radio the morning I accepted this job. The headline is, of course, from the horror movie âPoltergeistâ ⌠or perhaps from WBAY-TVâs digital channel, the Retro Television Network, which appears to have been programmed with most of what I watched on TV in the 1970s and 1980s.
Iâm not going to insult your or my intelligence by claiming that there is no better way of making a living than being the editor of Marketplace Magazine. It is, however, the best job, I believe, in print journalism in northeast Wisconsin. (As for the best broadcast job, tune in to Green Bay Packers announcer Wayne Larrivee this summer.) The editor of Marketplace directs the work of writers in interviewing interesting and successful people successfully doing interesting things. Marketplace readers are better educated, wealthier, more accomplished and more successful than your typical newspaper reader. What could be better for an ink-stained wretch than that?
I didnât leave Marketplace in a Paar-style huff in 2001. The world of institutional public relations is occupied by many former journalists, as I discovered in a story I wrote on that very subject in 2000. It was a good experience, working in one of the most pleasant work environments in this area. (For one thing, being on the other side of the media-vs.-public-relations divide impressed on me the quality â or, more appropriately, lack thereof â of so many journalists in northeast Wisconsin and elsewhere.)
Iâve concluded, though, that for me journalism is either a chronic disease or an addiction. You can be in remission from disease or in recovery from an addiction, but it never really goes away. Even after I left Marketplace I would still scour the magazine section of bookstores looking at interesting magazine design. Iâve read, I believe, every issue of Marketplace since leaving Marketplace.
I look at publications like no one else I know, critiquing arguments in columns, photos, choices in layout and headline wording, the quality of lead paragraphs. One of the funniest books Iâve recently read was written by National Review founder William S. Buckley Jr., consisting solely of letters to the editor and Buckleyâs responses; itâs called Cancel Your Own Goddam Subscription (a sentiment shared at one point by everyone who has ever worked in the print media). And Iâve missed not being more âin the knowâ â to be in possession of more information than ever gets publicized. There is something bracing about having your name on a story for everyone to like, hate or otherwise critique. (The worst thing you can ever say to a columnist is not âI hated your columnâ; itâs âYou write a column? Never heard of it.â)
This is not to suggest Iâm the same person who left Marketplace in June 2001. The son I had when I left now has a younger brother and sister, the latter of whom believes the world revolves around her. Iâve become more skeptical and cynical about many things. (As someone once pointed out, make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.) Iâve come to detest pretense and self-entitlement in people. Reading the following in a business magazine may shock you, but Iâve concluded that you should not love your job, because your job does not love you. I constantly struggle to match what I do and how I feel about things with what should be my priorities.
So why am I back at Marketplace? Itâs because ⌠itâs important. The readers of Marketplace deserve the most accurate, most timely, most insightful, most useful information about business in northeast Wisconsin â or should I say âThe New Northâ? â that you can get. You deserve a magazine that will tell your story and understands the central importance of, among other things, profits. The productive people of northeast Wisconsin deserve an island in a sea of media mediocrity in which currents of hostility flow through a basin of apathy.
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